Augie wrote me a song.
I feel so special:
Bravie, the red butt Lesbian
Had a very pooty butt,
And if you ever smelled it,
You would even say it stunk.
All of the otherLesbians,
Used to laugh and spray their OUST.
They never let poor Bravie
Join in any indoor games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say...
Bravie with your poots so bright
Won't you light your farts tonight.
Then all the Lesbians loved her,
As they shouted out with glee...
Bravie the red buttLesbian
You'll go down in HIS---TOR---Y!!!!!
Bravie, the red butt Lesbian
Had a very pooty butt,
And if you ever smelled it,
You would even say it stunk.
All of the otherLesbians,
Used to laugh and spray their OUST.
They never let poor Bravie
Join in any indoor games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say...
Bravie with your poots so bright
Won't you light your farts tonight.
Then all the Lesbians loved her,
As they shouted out with glee...
Bravie the red buttLesbian
You'll go down in HIS---TOR---Y!!!!!
posted by Bravie at 8:19 AM
49 Comments:
*snort*!
I *heart* Augie!
LOL It's even better today.
Lol - I am so glad that Xmas was over before I heard that little ditty!
LM*O
simply awe-inspiring
*gigglesnort* is so appropriate.
*gigglesnort*
And to think that you called Augie a dork. *giggle*
When I wrote it last week I felt it was my best work ever. After seeing it again today, I am positive it's my best work ever.
*big proud grin*
You know, I've always wanted to meet Bravie.
I still do, but I want to be upwind.
Great poem Augie.
Maybe you could be our blog poet laureate?
LMAO! I love Augie.
*gigglesnort*
LMAO!!! :D
Shouldn't it be HER-STOR-Y?
you girlies make me smile THANK YOU!!
Hello!
Did you get this?
Or this?
Don't mind me people. Nothing to see here, I'm just having fun at Bravie's expense.
Boo!
I just noticed that Seana said LM*O. I wonder if that's because she's a lady or she doesn't realize that it's okay to say ass here.
Okay, I'll stop now. I have to go finish watching Hot Topics on Tivo, then I'm going to watch a movie. My fingers are cold. I need to go snuggle.
And yes, I'm a dork.
*SNORT* Augie has such a talent :-)
LOL at Boo. What drugs are you on girl?
She is on drugs, Nookie. She was trying to fill up my inbox. *glares at Boo*
What? When we post, she gets an email?
Isn't that interesting.
Really? That *is* intristing. :P
Very intristing, actually.
Although, if Carey were trying to work and she kept getting email alerts, it could be distracting.
Yes it could. *glares at MM*
*grin*
You guys don't get your comments emailed to you?
I do.
It's a great feature.
I never miss a comment!
Even if someone went back, like 9 months and made a comment, I'd still see it.
My avatar is making me dizzy.
Hmm, maybe I should do that too. I think I missed a comment a while back in my blog.
Oh Jen, that's right! Little Miss Sunshine!! It was the at the end, where she was dancing to that song, remember? LMAO!
*wonders if Carey is getting her work done*
*wonders if Jen passed out from dizziness*
Ha! I was wondering if you had looked at that old post of yours. I didn't want to bring it up again, but I kept checking that entry to see if you had responded. LOL.
*sings Super Freak*
(That was the song, wasn't it?)
Sorry guys, you clogged up my email so I've disabled the email alert. :)
Pshaw! 45 emails? That's nothing. What about the days of old when I used to be able to swoop on your blog? Those were the days.
I think she's lying, Jen. Trying to steal our fun. She's a super freak. *giggle*
You're right. That girl's a super freak. :D
Yay! Reindeer games. Everyone join in.
If you need me, I'll be in Jen's blog.
*heads to diffrint blog*
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