Listerine
Ack!!!! poooooey!!!
I'm doing my morning gargle with the listerine when out of the corner of my eye I see what I know is an icky spider crawling on the wall. Panic sets in, I jump, I freak, there are no cats around and Michelle is still asleep. I'm afraid to lean forward to purge the Listerine from my mouth because if I do the spider is going to jump off the wall and wrestle me to the ground and attack me. *GULP*
There is nothing worse than a shot of Citrus Listerine first thing in the morning. Tequila is one thing but Listerine is just not good. Now my stomach is burning and I am sure to get the spider flu.
Oh and BTW, it was a fly.
I'm doing my morning gargle with the listerine when out of the corner of my eye I see what I know is an icky spider crawling on the wall. Panic sets in, I jump, I freak, there are no cats around and Michelle is still asleep. I'm afraid to lean forward to purge the Listerine from my mouth because if I do the spider is going to jump off the wall and wrestle me to the ground and attack me. *GULP*
There is nothing worse than a shot of Citrus Listerine first thing in the morning. Tequila is one thing but Listerine is just not good. Now my stomach is burning and I am sure to get the spider flu.
Oh and BTW, it was a fly.
posted by Bravie at 5:33 AM
41 Comments:
I am tired of you luring away people from my blog with your shot this and down the hatch that rhetoric. I just might have a mimosas and croquet lawn party over at my blog today.
PS I need Syren's email addy again. Actually, Syren if you are reading this, the pics I have are 2.61 MB. I was going to first send you the one where my mom's head is turned. And then if you can do it, I will send you another pic of her from that day. Or do you want both at a time? And should I shrink them down? If yes, what size? Again, this is super generous of you!
Where the heck has Buggy been?
Is it my imagination or is the citrus Listerine like a billion times more burny than the others? Cause they said it's supposed to be smoother.
Monsty: You lure people away with pictures of this cute baby. I'm not even sure he is yours. You may have just picked a picture of a cute baby to post as yours to lure people away from me.
Glowie: Oh my no. I like the citrus much more. I could never use the mint one because it was too strong. And the regular one? just yuck. The citrus is quite pleasant if you don't swallow it.
The citrus one makes my mouth taste like burning.
*snort*
Attack of the wrestling spiders!
*points at Carey and laughs*
LMAO! I know Carey, I know. Spiders really *can* wrestle us down and attack us, can't they? (Especially the kind that are hiding in a fly's body)
I don't know what you're sooo scared of...geez, it's just a spider! (or fly)
No way...eeekkk...almost same thing happened to me this morning!! I was brushing my teeth but held the toothpaste in, got the toliet paper grabbed it, while squeeling past everywhere, and threw it in the toliet!!
icky icky icky
*shakes head* What.A.Loser.
It was a fucking fly?! What a puss! ...you have swallowed worse though *grin*.
*snort* I like Mikki D's comment. *gigglesnort*
*snort* Mikki is funny.
And seriously. It's Just.A.Spider.
*off to play croquet at Monsty's blog*
*evil eyes* all around.
Sometimes, when I am feeling silly, I will change the lyrics of
"Yellow Submarine" to "We all live in a bowl of Listerine". Nathaniel is too young to be amused by it.
Hey! Speaking of possibly not being amused, I am working on Coco's birthday thread. Should I post it on my blog or on yucky, boring, sucky OT?
Post it on both.
I am amused by your little song. But now I am going to sing it that way forever and I may not be as amused when I do it in front of other people. I don't like to make a fool of myself.
"a boogah that is green" also works. (FYI)
Would now be a good time to ask why I am not linked on your blog?
*pout*
Because you have not given me permission. I don't link without permission. But I shall link you. *smooch*
I linked without permission. UH OH! Is that a no-no? Should I remove you two?
No. Lots of people link without asking. I just don't link without asking because a lot of people don't like me and don't want to be linked to me. *grin*
OMH! *snort*
There are many differences between flies and spiders. I would post pics so you could see, but I wouldn't want you to run screaming from your own blog. :D
Lvoe,
Bug-loving freak
I like potatoes!
Zombie, honey, why don't you go and grab a mallet on Monsty's blog so I can roquet you into the lake? You have too much free time.
*smooch*
We all live in a boogah that is green...
Seana? *WHACK*
Zombs? I like pickles
Coco? Got that picture thing figured out yet?
WooHoo! I've been linked again. I'm a hypocrite though, since I don't link anybody.
And Carey, being linked to you is a *good* thing.
*smooch* Thank you, sweetie. *blush*
*snort*
*sings*
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly....
I'm here, sorta.
Hey Carey, you ever choke on mouthwash and have it shoot out your nose?
Trust me, it sucks ( and not in the fun way)
*adds Momma to the evil eye list*
Buggy, never listerine, but soda and tequila and milk numerous times. I will try to avoid the listerine nasal spray. *smooch* good to see you around again.
I think it is very suspicious that two days after I posted the beautiful picture of my new pet spider on my blog, you have a spider post.
Bravie = Copy cat
Or maybe you scared the hell out of me and now I am tortured by the thought of spiders. *evil eye*
Never ever ever post another picture like that again.
*giggle* at Bravie (and at Mikki D.'s comment) :) Spiders and flies are not so similar, you know. I am sensing some Augie-induced paranoia here.
You should have spit the Listerine at the spider-fly. If it kills germs, it might kill spiders.
*hi-five immunegirl*
Ahem! Everyone to my blog to see Rotten pictures - STAT!
See Carey, I can steal peeps too.
*smooch*
Carey...that is so funny. A freaking fly. I would have tried to spit on it, instead of swallowing nasty Listerine.
Monstah,
If you can, send both at the same time. I will not know for sure if I can do it, unless I have both pictures. No need to shrink, but we can talk specifics when you email me.
*Smooches* everyone
I swigged around some of that blue Listerine yesterday, but I did not swallow. It's great for getting rid of coffee breath, but man it brings tears to my eyes.
And yes, I'm still talking about Listerine. Since we're in Carey's blog, I thought I would clarify. Had we been over on Lobstah cam, that could have been a given.
*high-five Mikki D.*
Carey=baby.
There, all caught up on this blog.
*scurries off to croquet, rotten, etc.*
Hey! I come here on my pathetic 30 minute lunch break and I find the same old boring Listerine post. Sheesh.
Could you update please?
And now? I have to report back to "Special Project Central".
*waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
Swallowing listerine is ucky! What's up with all the spider stories. You guys are giving me the creeps.
Worse than spiders? Lizards. They ALWAYS come into my house when DH is out of town, of course. The cats usually corner them under the dryer. This time I found one in the dining room. Luckily it was dead, lying on its back. Still creeped me out. I put a bowl over it and waited for DH to get home to remove it. *SHIVERS*
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