Awesome concert
I was so worried that we were going to be late to the concert last night. We left the house at 5:30 and the drive to the Shoreline is about a 45 minute drive with no traffic. Obviously 5:30 is rush hour and if you have ever been in the Bay Area and had to drive during rush hour you know that this can be hell. Luckily our commuter lane is 2 person per car and not 3, so we were able to cruise once the diamond lane was available.
We made it in time. Whew. No good t-shirts that I liked though. *pout* I had to settle for a pair of boyshorts. *giggle* I've never been to a concert where they sold undies. LOL.
So I got my panties and Michelle got her t-shirt. WARNING: Non PC statement to follow. Michelle has an obsession with midgets.
They were selling t-shirts for two foot Fred. *snort* and? they were tie dyed. Perfect for Michelle. So, I got my panties and Michelle got her midget shirt and away we went. Off to the beer booth and then off to the BBQ booth.
Michelle has decided that country concerts aren't all that bad. Lots of big boobs. Country chicks love to show their tits. That was a plus for her.
We watched The Warren Brothers, they were okay. Just four songs. Then...Big & Rich.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love them. LOVE THEM. They were so awesome. I just can't say enough about what a great show they put on. I sang and danced to every single song. Every one. The poor old people behind us. They didn't even know who Big & Rich were but they were enjoying watching us have a good time. I am so sore today and my froat hurts. I did a lot of screaming and singing and woo hooing.
Brooks & Dunn were okay. Kinda slow. I wasn't really there to see them anyhow. We ended up leaving early because I was falling asleep and I had seen the band I came to see.
It's going to be a battle to stay awake today. *yawn*
We made it in time. Whew. No good t-shirts that I liked though. *pout* I had to settle for a pair of boyshorts. *giggle* I've never been to a concert where they sold undies. LOL.
So I got my panties and Michelle got her t-shirt. WARNING: Non PC statement to follow. Michelle has an obsession with midgets.
They were selling t-shirts for two foot Fred. *snort* and? they were tie dyed. Perfect for Michelle. So, I got my panties and Michelle got her midget shirt and away we went. Off to the beer booth and then off to the BBQ booth.
Michelle has decided that country concerts aren't all that bad. Lots of big boobs. Country chicks love to show their tits. That was a plus for her.
We watched The Warren Brothers, they were okay. Just four songs. Then...Big & Rich.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love them. LOVE THEM. They were so awesome. I just can't say enough about what a great show they put on. I sang and danced to every single song. Every one. The poor old people behind us. They didn't even know who Big & Rich were but they were enjoying watching us have a good time. I am so sore today and my froat hurts. I did a lot of screaming and singing and woo hooing.
Brooks & Dunn were okay. Kinda slow. I wasn't really there to see them anyhow. We ended up leaving early because I was falling asleep and I had seen the band I came to see.
It's going to be a battle to stay awake today. *yawn*
posted by Bravie at 7:16 AM
216 Comments:
My blog took me here. Where I am? And why is everyone nekkid? Am I nekkid? Ack! I am! *runs out of blog*
Damn it carey! put that comment back! Now mine makes no sense. *pout*
I'm sad. So very sad.
Wel!?!?!? I don't see the comment back yet. *pout*
Oh and yes, I told you so. B&R are AWESOME in concert! One of the best bands I've ever seen live.
I'm used to you not making sense, Breezy. *smirk*
Why are you sad, Momma? *pout*
They even converted Michelle. She said she would see them again. She said they are her favorite boy country band. Dolly Parton and Dixie Chicks are ahead of them but she has added them to her list of country bands that she likes.
I can't put it back. I permanently deleted it.
*pout* Fine.
*sits down nekkid in middle of blog* I'm protesting.
You sitting nekkid in my blog is supposed to make me want to bring back the comment?
*permanently deletes comment*
I'm ignoring you.
Momma!!! Why are you sad?
How can you ignore me when I won't go away?
Yes, Momma. Why?
Oh jeezus. It's how can you miss me, not ignore me.
*runs to get more coffee*
blonde much? *gigglesnort*
Oh wait, I'm ignoring you.
*turns around*
I'm sad cause Carey got to see Big and Rich and I didn't. I'm sad cause I sent Carey a really good email yesterday and she never said anything about it. And I'm sad because I sent her another one and her stupid server rejected me.
What is Breezy talking about? Why is she nekkid? My virgin eyes. Honestly. *flips hair*
Glad you had a good time Krazy! *swalt*
They were soooo good, Momma. *dances*
I did too respond. I said you were the coolest chick I knew. *grin*
I don't know what Breezy is talking about. I have decided to ignore her, just like she is ignoring me.
*evil eye* to Jen.
Why am I getting an evil eye? What did I do?
*sticks fingers in ears*
I can't hear you I can't hear you!
I'm sad.
Did you at least buy me a shirt? Take a picture? Burn me a CD? Think of me? ANYTHING!?!?!?!
*flops down in middle of blog next to Breezy*
Oh - and I'm not nekkid.
Yet.
Awww Momma, you should buy tickets to see them with your extra cash.
*evil eye* to SStar.
And pfffttt to that other person in here that I'm ignoring.
*turns to Momma* Wanna drink? I think we need a drink.
Jen, ebcause you called me Krazy. *pout*
Momma, everytime John Rich mentioned that he was from Texas, I thought of you. No t-shirt. I bought panties. *giggle*
DRINKS ON ME!!!!!!
Will that help to get you nekkid?
*trips over invisible person in my blog*
She's always getting in my way.
Hey! I'm not invisible.
*poot*
I want to go see Brooks and Dunn and show them my boobies.
Ewwwww, Coco. Silent but deadly. *gag*
Show me your boobies, Glow.
Glad you had a great time Carey.
What's up with Breezy? Has she finally lost it?
Glad you had a good time, Carey. I've never been to a concert where people show their oobies. *pout*
*shows mm her boobies*
I'm sure MM has seen her own boobies. *rolls eyes*
Thanks Nookie.
*flashes MM*
You sure? She might get dressed in the dark.
I thought you were ignoring me anyway, so how do you know what I did?
Well, I guess I'll be consoled by the thought of you thinking of me.
And yes, drinks would help.
I could copy the CD for you if you wanted me to. The new one comes out November 15th. Can't wait.
*ignores Breezy's comments*
Ahem, would that be a copy of the copy that I sent you?
Did I hear something?
*quapoot*
WooHoo! I saw boobies! Of course, I've seen my own, too. I thought Breezy was here, where'd she go?
*giggle*
*trips over something*
I can't see her or hear her but I can smell her. *plugs nose*
If IF! I was talking to you, I'd say... just you wait until Vegas... *evil giggle* Michelle and I are going to have soooooo much fun.
if, IF, I were paying any attention to you I would ask "Oh why? is there a dork convention in Vegas that weekend?"
But, I could answer that myself. QB convention=dork convention.
*gigglesnort* OK that made me laugh. *snort* Shall I bring my Stampin' stuff so we can all play in the hotel room? LMAO
And don't forget you needlepoint sticks too. I'll tell Michelle to bring her Bingo dabbers.
ooohhh we could use her bingo dabbers with the Stampin' stuff! *hops* ack! oof! damn it, oobie in the eye, hate when that happens
Oh, you don't like being called Krazy? I though you liked my new nickname for you. *pout*
I need another drink, too. I just had 2 long islands with lunch. *hic*
*trips over some nekkid chick*
SStar! Join me down here, we have drinks. Momma and I will share.
*hands SStar a margarita*
ummmm Bob? Keep your scopes to yourself thankyouverymuch.
Who wants a nanner shot?
I love anything that you call me, Jen.
Don't be fooled by that person who is being ignored. She just wants you down there so that she has somebody to throw things at.
Hey!!!! Did Bob just come in here and steal all our booze?
*ignores that stamping dork*
*grabs bottle of Nanners*
I'm not sharing my margarita. Stah must get her own.
And? Carey? Which CD is it? I have one of them....
And? I've seen enough oobies this week. And I've emailed them all to Carey for her viewing pleasure.
*snort*
Oh wait - stamping? it's kinda fun.
They only have one, Momma.
And yes you did. *BIG GRIN*
And? I think it had an effect on my GF. *bigger grin*
Stamping is for dorks.
Give me that bottle, missy. I have some celebrating to do. I won a virtual t-shirt.
Ooh. Ya finally get some?
*takes shot* *pulls out oobies*
GIVE ME BACK MY NANNERS!!!!!!!!
*tackles Babydoll*
Soon Jen, very soon.
*takes picture of Jen's oobies*
*wiggles free from invisible person and runs away with the Nanners*
*giggle* shhhhh nobody tell her she got the bottle of berries not nanners.
Nobody tell the invisible person that I anticipated her trick and I switched the label on the bottles ahead of time.
*runs with bottle of Nanners*
Yay for you. Maybe you won't be so crabby then. *grin* *smooch*
I've got some bad news for you over on my blog. Don't pout too much, k?
*grabs all the alcohol and takes it to my blog*
*waves*
I'm late, but I came nekkid....
I just came to look at the nekkid chicks *grin* I see breezys hoohaa woohoo
*smooch* *grope*
*evil eye* If you don't give me back my bottle of nanners right now I'm going to have to do a nekkid poot in your blog.
*taps foot*
Oh and SStar that's not nice, some of us don't have your blog. And I brought most of that booze.
Yay!!! more nekkidness. *jumps*
Invisible people can't poot.
Silent but deadly.
That is all.
I think Breezy pooped on herself.
Check you socks Breezy!
I'm not wearing socks, zombie. Pay attention! *hops up and down* I'm nekkid. Ack! OOF! damn it! oobie in the eye again.
*pout* I want my booze back.
swoop
I have Breezy's booze, Hahahahahahaha. *takes big swig*
*sniff* nobody likes me, Momma left me. zombie thinks I'm so wrinkly that I had socks on. Sstar left with all the booze. *sniff*
Breezy!
Shake yer moneymaker!
Aw. There's nothing sadder than a sad, drunk, nekkid chick. *gives Breezy a martini*
LMAO, Jen. You funny.
Martini? I guess. *gulp*
Can I have some nanners please, Babydoll?
Since you asked nicely. *passes Ninners to Breezy*
Shit. Nanners, not Ninners. *snort*
I would zombs but I wouldn't want to scare anyone with my wrinkly socklike ankles. *sniff*
Is a ninner like a niner?
*does nanner shot*
gahhhhhgooodstuff
It was a nanner martini. Made special for you. I stirred it with a red flag, ifyouknowwhatimean.
(that means you have a red flag)
*pours something special in Bob's coffee*
Hey Bob - did you hear that Starbucks and Jim Beam are teaming up for a nummy new drink?
DRINKS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!
And Carey? I thought they had two CDs out.
OMH! speaking of hot drinks. I had this awesome hot butter drink at that Tastefully Simple party last night that would be super duper good with booze in it. mmmmm yummy, hot sugary candy.
mmm nanner martini... that sounds and was very good. *smooch* to Sstar.
the second one is a live album I think mama, or just the same album with some extra live tracks on it.
And Breezy? I didn't leave you - I went to Taco Bueno for lunch. And the Dollar Store for candy and pens.
Oh Carey again - are you happy now? *grin* I thought of you today at the Dollar Store. They had Crabby Patties on sale. *snort*
You bought a penis at the dollar store?
Crabby patties? *snort* Me want.
I bought a penis at the dollar store once. It didn't write very well.
BOOZE!
Are we allowed to discuss the penis in a lesbian's blog?
Where's Dweeze?
Wow! Who needs that other place when you've got Carey's blog.
WTH is a crabby pattie????
We discuss weiners here, why not penisesesese? or is that peni?
This place is way better. We get to swear and shit.
Ok, just ignore me folks. I don't realy want to know what a crabby pattie is anyhoo.
*stomps off with all the booze*
*gasp* you told me I couldn't shit anymore in here!
Is Nookie whining? Only I can whine in this blog. And only I can shit here too.
*grabs booze from Nookie*
Nookie! a crabby patty is from Sponge Bob Squarepants, it's the sammichs he makes at the Crusty Spoon.
Whiner. Not sure why I helped her, did ya'll see where she called me a shit distributer? *gasp*
Carey's a big crabby pattie *sticks out tongue*
I just came to complain that breezy doesn't have a blog to share with us. *pout*
*runs off to amazon.com*
It's a sammich? I thought it was some kind of crab cake and was concerned that they sold them at the dollar store LOL.
*smoochies* to Breezy. But you're the bestest shit distributer around
:-)
Hmmmmmmmm what's Momma getting at amazon.com????
*stands proud* I can distribute shit like nobodiesbusiness. *big grin*
I think she's checking to see if I'm right. I know I am. They're new CD comes out next month.
Okay...Big and Rich has these out:
Horse of a Different Color
Wild West Show
And a Super Galactic Fan Pack with a DVD and all sorts of stuff.
And SpongeBob makes crabby patties at the Crusty CRAB, Breezy.
sheesh.
Wild West Show is a single, it's on HODC CD. The supergalatic one is the one I said had extra live tracks on it and stuff.
They're new CD (not sure of the name) comes out next month, they've started playing a single from it. grrr wish I could remember the name of it...
*snort* LMAO where the hell did I get crusty spoon from? *snort*
We're coming to your city is the name of the song.
Whacks Nookie.
Coming to your City is the single and name of the new CD.
http://www.cmt.com/artists/az/big_rich/albums.jhtml
*runs back over to amazon.com*
I just farted at my desk. I didn't think it would smell.
It did.
*looks up* I gave you a link Momma.
Duh. It is a single. I knew that. Really. But it's friday and I'm not allowed to think.
LMAO dork! *snort*
ummm the dork was for the farter, not you Momma. *smooch*
Oh jeez. Not this country shit again. *rolls eyes*
Blondes are not required to think in my blonde.
Goddamnit...In my blog, not my blonde. *sigh*
*snort* LMAO *rolls around holding side* *snort*
How about dance music, do you like that SStar? I feel liking shaking my bootie.
I'm more of a rock girl, but I can enjoy some dance music. Whatcha got? Hollaback girl? *grin*
*gigglepants*
Carey funny.
JB aka OJ aka Minnie aka Koko comes in to clean up all the clothes and empty bottles and helps carey understand that its BLOG not BLONDE!
ah and a *flash* for good measure!
Ooooooh, I wanna dance. I danced last night.
*shakes groove thang*
*walks in*
*waves*
*takes all the vodka*
*sits in corner in stunned silence*
*grabs JB and makes her dance with me in my blonde*
Breezy ain't no hollaback girl, Jen! How dare you!!!
*snort*
*throws new Big & Rich panties at Glowie*
...she's a brick...house... mighty mighty just letting it all hang out...
*shakes bootie*
Vodka? Ick.
Nope I ain't no hollaback girl. *grin*
*WHACKS* Carey for putting the song "shake your groove thang" in my head.
Oh! And did I tell you guys I bought Nerds at the Dollar Store?
it's ok Momma, you and I have the tequila and nanners.
*grabs nerds*
Whacks Nookie. Just cuz I can.
I keep thinking I smell BBQ sauce, but I think it's a lingering fart.
Nookie, why you gotta be hatin' in Carey's blonde? No more whacks for you!
I have the Nanners!!!!!!!
*twirls* *hits wall*
I should let Asrai do the twirling. I'm not very good at it.
mmmmmm nerds, I like those.
Wooohooo! Tequila makes her clothes fall off...
*dances through*
*WHACKS* Momma!
Carey, Carey, Carey ... BBQ farts? *snicker*
I know!!!! people be coming into my blonde and dissin me. It aint aight.
*grabs Nanner bottle and chugs*
*BURP*
DRINKS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't said it in awhile.
I really do smell BBQ sauce. It's so weird. I hope that isn't the sign of a tumor.
*runs off to store to buy more booze*
They play a song on Howard sometimes. I think you'll all like it. It goes like this. *ahem*
"There's some whores in this house
there's some whores in this house
there's some whores in this house..."
Did Jen just call us all whores?
I find the term desparate attention whore to be offensive and it objectifies women.
Nookie? I notice i only get a whiff of the "BBQ sauce" when you come into my blonde.
*rolls eyes*
I ate Doritos Carey not BBQ.
*Dorito poot*
Oops. Sorry Nookie. How 'bout this one?
"Just shake that ass, bitch and let me see what you got! (repeat)"
YAY!!!!!! I got Nookie to poot.
I'm so proud.
What kind of music do you listen to Jen? Goodness gracious.
I ain't no whore! I don't ask for money, but nice sparkly things are ok. *grin*
Really Jen... what the hell?!?!?
My innocent ears would burn right darn off if I listened to stuff like that.
*WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH* Jen just called me a bitch! *WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
That must be Howard Stern LOL.
I don't listen to it, Howard Stern does. And I listen to Howard Stern. They're actually very catchy tunes. *giggle*
*grabs Carey's new undies*
*sits in corner again*
Night everybody! Have a good weekend.
*pees*
Who's this Howard person?
Clean up, corner #3!!!!
Did she just get pee in my blonde?
That's gross.
It sure is and I don't appreciate it one bit.
She was just excited because she's coming to visit me!!!!
(Ok, maybe it was more because we're going to see Jared Leto's band when she comes, but whatever.)
I'm sure it's because she is seeing you. *giggle* *smirk*
Better make sure she borrows some Depends from Nookie before she comes over SStar.
swoop
Holy Shit!
This thing is a monster! I can't even follow it anymore!
What a mess. Carey you are gonna have some time cleaning this placee up with all the crap, pee, panties and Breezy juice all over the place!
God, she's high maintenance, isn't she? She's already requested an inhaler and now I have to get her Depends too? Sheesh.
KC? fuck you. you're not coming to see me.
*snort* How did you know my other nickname in highschool zombs?
Stoopid Wendy's commercials.
I was hoping I could hire someone to come in and clean it up for me.
I have one question ...
Do any of you people have actual jobs? You know, ones where there are real bosses who expect you to actually work?
Okay, I know that was two questions, but you all know what I mean.
That is all.
I have done a total of two of my projects for the day. *snort* I really was not at all productive. And I do feel a little guilty.
Yes, I'm sure my boss does expect me to work. But he's not here. And it's Friday. And I had a shitty week. So there.
I have another question...
Can I get a job where you guys work?
Also, does anyone have any M&Ms?
Yeah, I know. that was two questions again. *shrug*
I just hired Jen as my assistant today. I might be able to find another job for you.
Sorry, No M&M's. Maybe I'll stop at the store after work though.
*whompah*
Ooooh, Monsty is here with cookies.
You have no idea how fucking excited I am. No fucking idea. I put the CD in, saw his face in my mind and cried. Yes, people. I cried. My hands are shaking and I keep feeling like I have to pee. *grin*
*faints*
Jen! Get me the inhaler. NOW.
FYI, there are one hundred and eighty fucking comments in this thing. *shakes head* Augie brings up a good question. My answer is: No, I didn't really get anything done this afternoon.
*pees*
Auggah, You wouldn't want to work here, trust me.
I don't have any real M&M's, but I have all the virtual M&M's in the world. Help yourself.
Hi Monsty!
You cried?!?! What a loser! I mean, how sweet! *giggle*
I bought M&Ms at the Dollar Store today Augie. You can have some.
And? I have a job. A real one, even. My boss is on vacation. And? I haven't been here as much as some of the peers and poopers and whatnots.
Momma? Honey? You have been here way more than this peer.
*grin*
*smooch*
But I've also done some work. Not much. But some.
Here, Glowbug, have a Nerd.
Well I know I've enjoyed all the nekkidness from my little perch above everything. Good thing the lights were down low so you ladies didn't catch me...*giggle*
oh and carey, I think Syren posted something specially for you on her private blog.
Yes she did, Steve, and I fucking LMAO. *gigglesnort*
I would even give it a quagigglesnort but I can't qua with anyone but Breezy.
But iw was worthy. ROFLMAO.
Wow...188 posts...
Glad you liked it sweetie...I knew you would appreciate it.
*smooch*
I wish I could cut it out and frame it. But somehow it just wouldn't have the same effect without the sound. *snort* ROFLMAO.
I just can't stop laughing.
For those who are wondering, and i hope you don't mind Syren, but I am so immature that I have to tell.
It's this super hot chick, looking all sexy, nekkid from the waste down. She bends over in a very seductive way, waves her fine ass towards the camera and then grabs both cheeks with each hand. You think she is going to do something terribly nasty and then it happens.
With her fanny hole in the camera *POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*
Sorry Monsty.
You guys have too much free time.
Now gimme a very large virtual Scotch.
*flashes pregnancy boobies*
*baby gas*
*poors Coco a virtual Scotch*
*plugs nose*
Let's see...
If we...
Can get...
This thing...
A new...
Record amount...
Of posts...
AT 200!!!
Ummm... swoopblock?
Ok now, I'll go back and read it! *wink*
I'm glad you like it *poot*
so is michelle gonna let you meet a sick fucker like me.
Holy heck.
This stupid thread makes my sides hurt from laughing. DH doesn't get it again.
This is the funniest thing I have ever read.
I love you all, you big freaks.
poors...Canadian for pours
Thank you Nutzy. This one is a keeper.
*snort* I'm not sure that video helped my cause. *giggle* I'm still working on her. Maybe I'll ask her on Thursday. She can't say no to me on Thursday.
Why you ask? Cuz it's my birthday and nobody can say no to me on birthday. That's my rule.
How can DH not get it, Seana? We had a virtual party and had a damn good time. Tell him he should join our party. *hands Seana a drink*
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