Thursday, September 21, 2006

Crossing the line AKA Shakes the Fuckwad Clown

Normally, Shakes the fuckwad Clown doesn't bother me. Like I said in a thread on OT, he is just desparate because he is a washed up second rate ex-reality show contestant whose 15 minutes ran out long ago. And though he used to be feared, he is now just a joke. Newbies try to get flamed by him, oldies are bored by him. He really is a joke and I almost feel sorry for how pathetic he is.
But this time he crossed the line. In the sports forum, he called Tim a CUNT and he called Pene and Pepe DEAF AND DUMB. It's one thing to flame but this just goes so far over the line for me and for a few others who I have discussed it with.
After talking with Monsty, we are hoping that as old time posters, we can pull together and create our own ban on Shakes the fuckwad Clown. It is our hope that EVERYBODY will just ignore the fuckwad clown. Don't post to any of his threads. Don't respond to any of his posts.
It used to be funny but calling someone, who did not deserve it, a cunt? and telling someone who is deaf that he is deaf and dumb? Way over the line.
If you don't want to take part in the boycott of Shakes the fuckwad, it's understandable. But hopefully some of you will. Because those two personal attacks were far and above crossing any line. IMHO.

84 Comments:

Blogger kim (weltek) said...

Holy shit. Seriously? He said that? That's so over the line.

*joins in solidarity*

I used to find him funny when he'd still contribute something other than asshole comments to the boards with carefully inserted newbie flames. I even exchanged some nice emails with him in the past & thought he was a really good person underneath some of those flames. Now he just comes off as a pathetic ass and displays very offensive, poor behavior to people that don't deserve it.

9/21/2006 7:24 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

I used to feel the same way, Kim. I found him amusing. But his one trick pony has grown old and unfunny. I guess when a B-rate reality contestant can't get the same reaction that he once did, that he has to resort to playground tactics of calling people highly offensive names.
I too have heard some good things about him from behind the scene. But a truly good person does not call a woman a cunt for no reason and does not tell a deaf man that he is deaf and dumb.

9/21/2006 7:27 AM  
Blogger kevingrout said...

Carey,

I am right with you. I have been around since the "good ol' days" and have seen Shakes at his best and at his worst. But reading that thread today made every previous notion that I had about him get tossed out the window.

I was wondering what I could do, and now that I have your suggestion, I'll be joining in.

Simply put, I was disgusted and appalled by what I read. Your humble opinion mirrors mine.

9/21/2006 7:38 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Thank you, Meemo. There were a few of us who were appalled. This just goes so far past flame wars that I can't see how anyone would find humor in it.
And It's pretty difficult to offend me.

9/21/2006 7:43 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

And? I always get swoony when Meemo comes to visit me. :)

9/21/2006 7:43 AM  
Blogger Swami said...

Okay, Carey. I will continue my ban! (giggle)

Like Meemo says, he used to just flame newbies, and mostly quite deservedly. But after he got his official Webby-approved dispensation from the normal rules of conduct he became a complete fuckwad. Too bad, because he really does have some good insights into the dynamics of reality shows.

I remember being afraid of him. He probably misses the fear

9/21/2006 7:48 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

I have never feared him. Never.
And yes, many times he says what a lot of people are thinking. This was not one of those times.

9/21/2006 7:53 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

Not a problem for me, since I have never replied to him anyway! I have never found him funny. I have always thought he was just a mean spirited asshole, and my opinion hasn't changed. I have no intention of ever conversing with him. I'm right there with ya. :)

9/21/2006 7:54 AM  
Blogger Schnookie said...

Ditto what Jen said. I've always despised the ass.

9/21/2006 7:58 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

*smooch* to Jen and Nookie.

9/21/2006 8:02 AM  
Blogger Breezy said...

Yeesh! What did I miss? Did ya'll alert the thread and tell how over the top it was?

9/21/2006 8:11 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

It was alerted and locked but with no mention of why.

9/21/2006 8:13 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

It was alerted and locked but with no mention of why.

9/21/2006 8:13 AM  
Blogger arkie said...

Ditto Jen and Nookie. Plus, I've always thought that the reasons given for his exception were some of the most lame-ass things I've ever heard. I'm sorry, but doing something once does not make you an expert on that. It makes you more experienced than me, but you're still not an expert.

9/21/2006 8:30 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

And it wasn't even one of the big reality shows. It aired for once season, like 20 years ago or something. *snort*

9/21/2006 8:34 AM  
Blogger Schnookie said...

And, I despised him on the show also.

*smooches everyone*

9/21/2006 8:56 AM  
Blogger thndrkttn said...

OMG!! He's such a joke! I read the thread and can't believe that one little comment from Tim can send him into an absolute screaming tantrum. What a fvcking crybaby!! I hate to use it here because it's so over used but man, he can dish it out but he CANNOT take it.

Shakes? Crying because he was 'personally attacked'? Bwhahaha! Give me a fvcking break!

Makes "L" sign with hand. LOOOO-SER. Webby has GOT to do something about this.

I thought Pepe handled it well. Had that been directed at me, my hands would have shaking too much from anger to even reply.

9/21/2006 9:19 AM  
Blogger yvonne said...

*raises fist in solidarity with the cools peeps*

That thread is so over the top I swear he sounds mentally ill. It's beyond bizarre.

9/21/2006 9:21 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

If he ever talked to me that way, there is no question that I would get banned. Because I can dish it out like nobody's business. And I can make it personal too. I dare him to ever call me a cunt on the messages boards. I might get banned but I would go out in a blaze of fucking glory.

9/21/2006 9:24 AM  
Blogger thndrkttn said...

But Carey, you don't want to waste your "Blaze of Glory" post on Shakes do you? Gosh, I would rather see you use it on Cygnus or Rulz, not Shakes! He's so not worth a banning. Now I would take a banning to stick it in Cygnus's craw.

Besides, Shakes ain't B List. The folks from the Bachelor or The Apprentice are B-Listers. Shakes is a D-lister. At best.

9/21/2006 9:34 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

This is true. However, if any dude calls me the C word? I think I lose all control.
He is D list at best. Agreed. D as in dickwad.

9/21/2006 9:38 AM  
Blogger Puffy said...

I totally agree. I'm with you. Webby needs to do something about him NOW.

9/21/2006 11:14 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Maybe PMs could be sent to the mods telling them how everybody feels about this.

9/21/2006 11:15 AM  
Blogger Schnookie said...

They don't care. They will just say, if he bothers you, then go somewhere else.

9/21/2006 11:18 AM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

9/21/2006 11:48 AM  
Blogger Monstah said...

Firsly, the c-word is extremely vile and anyone who resorts to using it is an ill-mannered, foul mouthed, depraved idiot. Secondly, his direct attack of Pene (and Pepe for that matter) went way, WAY beyond playful bashing; it was hurtful, mean spirited and ignorant.

AS I told Carey this morning, my plan is as follows: 1. blog about a boyctott- which Carey did so I am not going to bother unless it starts bothering me again- 2. PM people who never click over to blogland and mention to them about our plan of ignorning him until he goes away. 3. PM Pepe and offended parties. 4. PM Ayak expressing my disdain.

And 5. If my pregnancy hormones go out of whack again in the next 24 hours, I might start a thread...a sly one but one that makes a point through impilcation.

Actually, I am having a hard pregnant day so I might just do number five.

Some may disagree with me, but a man calling a woman the c-word and then implying that dumb is deaf's natural partner, is as offensive to me as any racial slur. It is meant to hurt and disempower and it establishes a nasty Hegelian dialectic and who likes one of those around?

9/21/2006 11:51 AM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

That delete was me. I was voicing some displeasure about another posters behavior in that thread & I decided it best to not post about it on here. It was MUCH less bothersome to me than shakes' comments.

9/21/2006 11:51 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

I will agree that Tim's initial reply was not the greatest. But I don't believe it deserved being called a cunt. And Pepe didn't deserve the "deaf and dumb" comment either.
PMs probably won't do any good. You're right. I just feel like Shakes has gotten away with too much for too long.

He isn't getting reactions anymore so he has to keep stepping it up. there needs to be some sort of limit though.

9/21/2006 11:53 AM  
Blogger Monstah said...

He has become somewhat "shrill" actually.

9/21/2006 11:56 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Sorry Kim. One thing about having posts emailed to me is that I catch them before they get deleted.

9/21/2006 11:59 AM  
Blogger Monstah said...

Can we start a pool!?!?!?!

How many windows does Carey have minimized on her computer screen? I am going to saya nice round number like 55.

9/21/2006 12:01 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

I will put a stop to your smartassery right now. *kick*

At work, just one internet window is open. At home, I keep three open.

9/21/2006 12:02 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

You really need to invest in a media room. One with a swivel chair, so you can keep an eye on all screens at once.

9/21/2006 12:06 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

Also. Your language is particularly bad today.

9/21/2006 12:07 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

I already have the swivel chair. *dorky grin*

It's bad everyday, how is today any different?

9/21/2006 12:12 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

It is...more condensed, I guess.

9/21/2006 12:13 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

I am hungry. And I look like a fucking cow.

(You see? I turn heads when I use the f word. That is the beauty of not swearing so much.)

9/21/2006 12:14 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

I really think you need to run for President of the Internet. You are very in touch with your peeps.

9/21/2006 12:15 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

Still hungry. Still waiting for some suggestions.

9/21/2006 12:19 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

*GASP*

9/21/2006 12:19 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

I want a cheese sandwhich with olives but I guess I should have an apple with some peanutbutter.

9/21/2006 12:20 PM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

I agree, carey would be a good president of the internet. Where can I order my blog sign (instead of a yard sign, obviously)?

And carey, I agree that Tim's comment in no way justified the ugly name calling. That was beyond ugly.

9/21/2006 12:20 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

Maybe I will just snack on Kim's avatar.

9/21/2006 12:21 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Do I get some sort of power if I become President of the internet? Because I want power.

9/21/2006 12:22 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

quit eating the avatars you fucking cow.

9/21/2006 12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*stands in line*

I probably feel the same way Weltek does. And I actually was excited a week or so ago that he agreed with me about something.

9/21/2006 12:23 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

We could get you a bullet proof weinermobile, I suppose.

And look, not for anything, but I really think you should give Goopy a position n your cabinet. He has been so down lately.

9/21/2006 12:24 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

I think a lot of people feel that way, Boo.

9/21/2006 12:24 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Goopy can drive the wienermobile.

9/21/2006 12:25 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

How beautiful! (I digress for a moment here) Starting today the baby has been consistently moving. I feel him/her every couple of hours or so. It is such an amazing and reassuring feeling.

9/21/2006 12:28 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

Um. Gus was kind of hoping for the weinermobile job.

9/21/2006 12:29 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

I want to be Vice President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/21/2006 12:29 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

I really hate that the exclamation points don't continue on to the next line. Stupid blogger.

9/21/2006 12:30 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

There ya go. I have a VP!!!

Gus gets to clean the winermobile.

Please don't talk about a baby in this thread, Monsty. this is a vile thread. Save the baby talk for a nice thread. Sheeesh.

9/21/2006 12:32 PM  
Blogger Aislinn Sirk said...

I was going to say the clown is a jerk that I already mostyly ignore, but now I just want a ride in a weinermobile.

9/21/2006 12:33 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Can we talk about little boys in this thread? Because I just posted some pics of Tate on my blog. *grin*

/shameless plug

9/21/2006 12:38 PM  
Blogger Zombs said...

Hey here is everyone! I did not hit refresh until just now.

I'm not even gonna checkout the thread. Just ignoring is the best way to go. I agree that the no flame rule should apply to him now.

9/21/2006 12:46 PM  
Blogger Zombs said...

I wanna ride the weiner again! Hot dogs give me heartburn.

I'm? chewing ice.

9/21/2006 12:50 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Um Zombs, I think you rode the weiner enough this year. IYKWIM

9/21/2006 12:52 PM  
Blogger Zombs said...

Oh Monsty? Yes feeling the baby move is very comforting. However right now everytime the baby moves in me it is FUCKING* uncomfortable. My belly is rock hard. Baby is lying across and very low. I can't walk more than 2 or 3 steps before contractions start.

*see? I curse less than you and it makes more of an impression!

9/21/2006 12:52 PM  
Blogger Zombs said...

Carey<----getting pregnant women to curse in her blog.

9/21/2006 12:53 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

It makes me proud. *grin*

9/21/2006 12:57 PM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

Why the hell is monsty eating my cheese and riding in weinermobiles when she is supposed to be posting pictures?

Carey, if you ever visit me, you must come during brat fest when you get all sorts of weiner gear (we have an Oscar Mayer plant in town). Oh, you would also like the Oscar Mayer outlet store. You could buy lots of discounted weiners in bulk.

9/21/2006 1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Goopy?

9/21/2006 1:09 PM  
Blogger Schnookie said...

You peeps are cracking me up.

Yeah, who the heck is Goopy?

*gasps at Monsty & z'baby dropping the F-bomb*

9/21/2006 1:32 PM  
Blogger Zombs said...

Goopy is in my underwear I tell ya.

9/21/2006 2:01 PM  
Blogger ~Nutz said...

Know what's funny? Last night, Nutzboy was making his football picks over on Yahoo fantasy (where shakes is first in the spread pool) and I told him that shakes was a real live ex-reality show ho. He asked me what show he was on and I told him. His response was, "What the fuck is that show??? He ain't nobody if he hasn't been on a show I've heard of. He ain't nothin'! Pffft!" *grin*

That's my boy!

So to sum up... He's a nobody because Nutzboy says so! :D

9/21/2006 2:03 PM  
Blogger Swami said...

I like bulky weiners!

*coming to the party late*

9/21/2006 2:06 PM  
Blogger Swami said...

But then I don't like leftovers.

9/21/2006 2:07 PM  
Blogger Swami said...

Hey, I had the 69th comment in a fuckwad/weinermobile thready-thing. Does that get me anything?

9/21/2006 2:09 PM  
Blogger miamicatt said...

I always knew he was a dick, you know that, but this is lower than even a troll could hope for.

I sincerely hope my friends Pene and Pepe did not take those comments to heart. Consider the source, friends.

And to call my fellow fin-fan Tim such a name? Disgraceful. And probably only happened because Capt. Boo Hoo got his ass handed to him in some stupid fantasy shit. (I wouldn't really know -- I stay out of the OT Sports Forum specifically so I don't have to run into Dicky McFuckhead)

You know I'm with you Carey (and thanks for giving me something else to be pissed about today...the distraction's kinda nice, I must say :P)

9/21/2006 2:57 PM  
Blogger lights said...

WAIT A MINUTE!!! NOBODY MOVES!!!

Monsty's pregnant? When did THAT happen?

lights <---hopelessly out of the fucking loop!

9/21/2006 3:27 PM  
Blogger Swami said...

Lights, Monsty announced her pregnancy shortly after Carey visited her.

*makes no further comments*

9/22/2006 5:54 AM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

She's hoping to give birth to a lesbian sidekick.

9/22/2006 6:44 AM  
Blogger thndrkttn said...

I heard this name used once and the name Catt used made me think of it. Chumpy McFuckstain. That's Shakes new name. It fits him perfectly!

9/22/2006 6:56 AM  
Blogger Breezy said...

Is he banned? *head tilt* Estee's comment in the "throwing thread" thread makes it sound like he is.

*waits in hope*

9/22/2006 9:24 AM  
Blogger HistoryDetective said...

OK, I'm late to the party, but I'll hop on the bandwagon.

9/22/2006 9:28 AM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

That's what I thought, too, Breezy.

9/22/2006 11:53 AM  
Blogger Breezy said...

Someone needs to PM Estee and ask her.

*looks at carey*

9/22/2006 12:31 PM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

PMEs tee?

9/22/2006 12:57 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

I did and she doesn't know anything about him being banned.

Face it, he's Shakes the fuckwad clown, he will never be banned.

9/22/2006 12:58 PM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

So really, it's like we voted him out, but AyaK & Webby are like Jiffy. And you're still alive if Jiffy doesn't snuff your torch. Unless there is a ghost tribe involved....I should really quit drinking at lunch.

9/22/2006 1:02 PM  
Blogger Swami said...

He's a claim to fame for the website. An actual, bonafide reality TV 'star' who is a regular poster. That would be hard to replace; regular posters are a dime a dozen.

Your definition of 'star' may vary, and it may have been a second or third tier show, but a site built around reality TV is not going to ban a reality TV player unless he does something so real-world reprehensible that he becomes a total pariah. Unlikely.

I wish he would STFU and just write summeries. Oedipus Tex was brilliant!

9/22/2006 1:10 PM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

Hm, I'd forgotten all about his summaries. THAT was the real reason I liked the guy. They were brilliant summaries, I'll give him that.

9/22/2006 1:28 PM  

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