Important update
I was just in the kitchen pouring my morning coffee and I had poured the last cup in the pot. Being the nice person that I am, I decided to make another pot. Well, well, well. Guess what I found out? Give up? What I thought was a 5lb can of coffee is only a 3lb can of coffee. I've talked about hurling the 5lb can of coffee at a guy and as it turns out, it was only 3lbs. I could have thrown it harder.
posted by Bravie at 6:13 AM
39 Comments:
*snort*
Guess this just makes you a macho man telling a whopper of a fish tale, huh?
LOL. But at least I fessed up and didn't let the myth continue.
Well that and a lot of other reasons, Momma.
*glares at Monsty*
You really need to quit drinking coffee out of a can. Swami has me pretty focused on popovers now.
Well I tried drinking it out of a mug but that just seemed so cliche.
I figured you just chugged it right from the pot.
I did until I burned my lip once. Then I stopped doing that.
Well it is a good thing boxed wine is not served hot. You would burn your lip on the spiget.
Why would I burn my lip on the spiget? that's where I usually insert the straw. I'm not total trash, ya know. and I use one of those swirly straws so I can see the red wine swirl around before it gets to my mouth.
I thought those straws were only for beer?
Straws for beer? Gross. Beer should be poured into water balloons and inhaled like helium.
And here I figured you balanced the box of wine on your head and had the straws come down on both sides and into your mouth.
I do. It sits on my head with the spiget towards the front. The swirly straws then pass right in front of my face so that I can watch the wine show.
Ah. How very pretty.
*snort*
Functional accessories are really in these days.
Did you find my Kate avitar?
Not yet. I have a couple of things here at work that I have to do before I can spend that much time waiting on you.
Carey, Carey, Carey... What could possibly be more important and rewarding than helping Monsty? I personally would drop everything to help Monsty if she asked for something. Some people just have skewed priorities.
Ahkie, come sit next to me here on the couch. Today you and I are going out for a fancy lunch.
*sits on couch next to Monsty*
Oooo! A fancy lunch? That sounds so fabulous!
*practices fancy manners*
Awesome. Monsty, tell Arkie what you are looking for. she sounds eager to make this avatar happen for you.
Thanks, Arks, that really takes the pressure off of me. Whew.
Shit.
Fancy manners means that I say "oh, pardon me" after I poot instead of just saying "oops, was that you?"
Shit? You came here to shit? That is not considered fancy manners.
Pffft.
Now pardon yourself.
Pardonnez-moi.
What is a Kate avatar? I know FancyPants can't be referring to Kate from Lost.
Very good, Arkie. :)
Kate Hepburn, Momma.
Ah. That is MUCH more her style.
Speaking of shit, I have an important update. I think of the floor guys just "violated" the only available bathroom in the house.
I know shit is supposed to stink. I know. But c'mon, I don't think I'll be able to go in there for the rest of the day.
Where am I supposed to go to pee?
Hang off the rear bumper of your car. *grin*
Lol, Boo. Service people are supposed to go in the bushes out back. The ones in my neighbour's yard.
At least they didn't pee in the sink. A few years ago one of our local news stations set up hidden cameras to see if plumbers really did the stuff they say they do when fixing a drainage problem. They were stunned to find more than one guy peeing in the sink. I would never leave a plumber alone with my kitchen sink after viewing that bit of 'Action News'.
Geez, I was just trying to show some sympathy. Apparently "Shit" isn't the appropriate word to show sympathy?
*goes back to read Miss Manners*
How can we believe anything from you again?
*runs away sobbing*
*throws 3lb coffee can at Breezy*
*snort*
So, did you get Monsty her avatar yet? Surely you're still not making her wait???
*smooch*
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