I remember when I lived at home as a kid. My sister and I would swim in the pool all friggen day. Mom wouldn't let us in if we were wet, but we got hungry.
We'd jump out of the pool, grab the neighbors plums off his tree that hung in our yard and shove them into our bathing suits and run/jump into the pool where the plums would float out of our suit and into the pool. Of course, we'd eat them things all damn day.
We never understood why our hineys hurt at the end of the day from eating all that fresh fruit. Kids don't think of those sorts of things! Although gross, and sometimes painful, that's a great memory! Thanks for reminding me!
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*giggles*
I remember when I lived at home as a kid. My sister and I would swim in the pool all friggen day. Mom wouldn't let us in if we were wet, but we got hungry.
We'd jump out of the pool, grab the neighbors plums off his tree that hung in our yard and shove them into our bathing suits and run/jump into the pool where the plums would float out of our suit and into the pool. Of course, we'd eat them things all damn day.
We never understood why our hineys hurt at the end of the day from eating all that fresh fruit. Kids don't think of those sorts of things! Although gross, and sometimes painful, that's a great memory! Thanks for reminding me!
PAGING NOOKIE!
PAGING NOOKIE!
Please send your Depends to Bravie. I think she needs a bit of extra help today.
I think you meant to say "TMI".
*snort*
I almost feel sorry for the Monstah. Almost.
She is a MeanMonstah. Don't feel bad for her one bit.
I hope you aren't wearing white pants.
*snort* Augie said the exact same thing to me this morning.
*discreetly leaves a bottle of Pepto in blog*
Just balance it out with some milk and cheese.
She is not a MeanMonstah!
I had the same thing happen. And boy oh boy, it happens in a split second! Clench and run! Clench and run!
*snort* :D
You know what I wanna know? Why are the ads for prunes calling them plums all of a sudden? We all know a prune is just a dried plum, right?
*stuffs a tampon up Bravie's butt* :D
I agree, it should be TMI.
Okay, Nutzy made me snort out loud.
I'm confused. Is Breezy a farting racist or is she True? Or are you saying True is a farting racist?
Yes. *grin*
*strokes plums off September's grocery list*
Why does the mention of plums always remind me of one of my favorite movies-"Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox?" :)
*snort* you are such a weirdo.
Plums and greasy pizza does the trick for me!
I never, ever give them to the baby.
Could we have something to look at besides the Plum Shit Announcement?
Mine was fresh cherries. Eating 8 and going to bed is not recommended!
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