I'm a banana
*sigh* I am a gawd damned banana. Yes, you heard me. AFter searching and searching and searching some more for a stupid halloween costume, I am going to be a fvcking fruit. A gawd damned banana.
I'm standing in the spirit store getting frustrated. I call Michelle to tell her that I am frustrated. I see a banana costume. I laugh and say that I should be a banana. Michelle thinks it would be a good idea to bring a Sharpie and have people sign me. In some brain fart moment I think this is a funny idea and I buy the gawd damned banana. It can't be returned.
I hate making decisions when I am frustrated because this is what happens. And so, on my 41st birthday, I will be walking around looking like a banana.
OH SHUT UP!!!!!
I'm standing in the spirit store getting frustrated. I call Michelle to tell her that I am frustrated. I see a banana costume. I laugh and say that I should be a banana. Michelle thinks it would be a good idea to bring a Sharpie and have people sign me. In some brain fart moment I think this is a funny idea and I buy the gawd damned banana. It can't be returned.
I hate making decisions when I am frustrated because this is what happens. And so, on my 41st birthday, I will be walking around looking like a banana.
OH SHUT UP!!!!!
posted by Bravie at 3:08 PM
17 Comments:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Should we call Sophie?
You MUST take pics.
Are you going to call yourself Bruiser? You should call yourself Bruiser.
And LOL @ Nookie!
OMC. I think this is brilliant.
I think it is a lovely and caring tribute to all of us, your online and sometimes not online, friends.
Happy Birthday, Bravie, you big silly fruit!
Grrrr... Blogger ate my comment the first time!
1. Happy, happy birthday!
2. If you really are a banana, then I want to worms-up-our-asses with you even more.
3. Please be careful and do not get yourself banananapped by a lovestruck little green fairy.
Happy Birthday ya big nut!!
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH*
Back to wish you a Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, my little Chiquita!
*writes a racey message on Bravie's banana*
Happy Birthday ya Big Yellow Fruit! I love you.
Oh my heck - that is too funny!
If I didn't have to go back to a soccer tournament I would just sit here and wait for some pics!
*Wonders what everyone would write on Brave Banana?*
LOL. Happy Birthday, Sunshine!
*smoooooooooooch*
The Bravie Banana Song
Dress me like a big banana,
Serve me lashed with clotted cream.
Spread me in a panarama!
Put me in your naughty dream.
I'm a dish to serve with crumpet,
Served me slowly, make me grin.
I'm a rare, rumbunctious strumpet,
I'm a tonic served with sin.
*points and laughs*
Happy belated birthday!
That? is awesome. *snort*
Happy Birthday!! (pretend I wrote this yesterday, ok?)
*swalt*
Did Michelle go as a peach? Happy Birthday!
OMG, I LOVE this! Just love it. *giggle*
*can't wait for pics*
Happy Birthday, Carey!
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