Why???
Why do they have to make the yummy Fiber One, oats and peanut butter bars, taste like candy. Why? I can't stop myself. When I get my box of Fiber One bars, I just gobble them up. I have eaten three fiber One bars two days in a row. It is not safe. I just can't stop myself. Oh jeez, now my mouth is watering and I want another one just because I'm typing about them. I will not eat a fourth fiber bar. I will not.
posted by Bravie at 4:57 PM
32 Comments:
LOL. That's why I don't buy those things.
I think you should have another. :)
Step slowly away from the Fiber One bars.
*hands Bravy some tp*
LMAO People you don't understand. Carey? Would you care to tell the nice people what Fiber One bars do to you? (and BF)
ooops I see zombs knows. *snort*
LMAO. Forget the *poots*, she's going to be walking around *pooping*
*sigh* I ate the fourth bar last night.
I have been paying all morning. Michelle was paying for it some last night.
My Fiber bars have done a job 10 times better than when I did the full body cleanse. *snort*
I can bet a year's pay that the next time I come out to visit Breezy, she won't be feeding me and her BF the Fiber bars. *gigglepoot*
You are so mean to that Bosslady of yours. *shakes head*
Yeah, that's another thing, Momma.
When she disses me like that, you people are not supposed to giggle and snort. You are supposed to tell her that I am the boss. Hrmph.
But Bravie!!!! We know better than THAT!
*giggle*
I know. But you are my friends. Not hers. so you should at least make an effort to fake your support for me. Mean girls.
Oh. Oops.
LOL
I can only imagine what they have done to her. I have done a little bit of fiber increase in my own diet, and it has been very difficult because the need for release hits at very inopportune moments.
I had to explain Shy Bowel Syndrome to Michael yesterday, and he couldn't understand why I can't just go at work.
I have never tried one. But I'm going to the grocery store today. Maybe I will pick some up so I can learn more about the things that thrill you.
Then again, if they make me poot I will just throw them out.
*puts Fiber One bars on grocery list*
*snort* All you shy bowel peeps, crack me up.
*sits with Michael*
I have the same problem with raisinettes or milk duds.
DF, I like you so I will let this one slide by. THIS TIME. That word? raisin? So not allowed to be mentioned in this blog. *glares at Breezy and Boo who think they can be funny*
Can we say prune?
*giggle*
If Breezy is sitting with Michael, she will be drunk within the hour.
What? What? I AM a funny girl. And according to Mattben, I am cheap. *rolls eyes*
Thank you for making me want to buy those. NOT!
*shakes head at shy bowel peeps*
Bravie, you can be the boss of us.
Sure Kim, you say that now. But everytime I try to boss someone around, I just get laughed at.
I have to admit that I have never had a prune before.
Boo? We already knew that you were easy. Cheap just sorta goes with that.
I think I'd better stay away from the Fiber One bars. My Fro has banned me from using the downstairs bathroom after the incident a few months ago - where we had to call a plumber, who had to actually take the entire toilet out into the back yard and shoot it.
*snort*
Wish I were kidding. He kept asking me what I flushed down there and I kept insisting that I didn't flush anything that isn't supposed to be flushed.
He didn't believe me and kept asking if I was sure I hadn't flushed a sock or an apple or something.
Yes. I was sure.
OMH. Frodis!! That's too funny.
mmmm I love Fiber One bars. They're yummy.
Cool! I get to go drinking with Michael?
Ew, who mentioned prunes? *whack*
LMAO-Frodis, I'd forgotten about that story. I think that was when I fell in love with your blogging.
Bravie-I promise not to laugh if you try to boss me around. *tries very hard*
So do these healthy sounding bars really taste good? Really? How many calories are there in one?
LMAO @ Frodis. I almost forgot what I was going to say.
Oh yeah - prunes. Prunes have always sounded disgusting to me so I never eat them. Recently, in the store, I bought some "dried plums", which sounded really good. Then I realized they were the same thing!
Gotta tip your cap to the marketing people in the plum industry!
Went to store. Did not see any Fiber One bars and decided not to wander around looking for them. I go to one of those HUUUGE stores where you could play soccer if the shelves were gone. I hate looking for new things in the uncharted vastness!
I also decided that I really don't need them since while at the HUUUUGE store I had to quick duck-walk to the restroom.
Swami <--- no shy syndromes at all.
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