I don't know if it will make you laugh, but I did. When the tribe, Yaxha voted off Morgan, a strong woman, and kept Rae, who could not even pull himself out of the water, I laughed till I almost peed.
I'm a total doof. I was making salsa, and got all that damn hot jalepeno juice under my finger nails. Talk about the most annoying pain on the planet...
For some asinine reason, DH still thinks we're going to the antique car swap meet tomorrow morning. At the Ballpark in Arlington. In the middle of the rain.
I actually had a dream about you last night. Thursday night is CSI night, which means lots of Vegas clips. Since that's the last thing I watched before going to bed, I was thinking about Vegas when I went to bed. Plus I was just talking about Vegas yesterday with a client who is going tin two weeks. Okay, on to the dream:
I'm sitting at a "Let it Ride" table at the Luxor. The blonde at the end (who happens to be wearing a cowboy hat *grins*) hits 4 of a kind for a couple thousand dollars. She celebrates giving us all $75 in chips for the next round.
Now the interesting thing about this dream is that this really did happen at the Luxor in February 2003, except the blonde wasn't wearing a cowboy hat.
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I don't know if it will make you laugh, but I did.
When the tribe, Yaxha voted off Morgan, a strong woman, and kept Rae, who could not even pull himself out of the water, I laughed till I almost peed.
*smooch* baby
Shoot, dumwads name is Rafe not Rae. Sorry.
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Ben O.
I'm a total doof. I was making salsa, and got all that damn hot jalepeno juice under my finger nails. Talk about the most annoying pain on the planet...
oh, and BTW, WTHeck is Ben????
All right this looks serious...
*pulls on elbow length rubber gloves*
Yes Syren, we were laughing too. The phrase "he's such a fag" left our lips more than once along with an eye roll.
I'm hoping to get tips too, I am very shy about sex.
Ben, trim your ear hair, would ya.
Ouch Rose, I hope you didn't touch any important parts after that. Yikes.
Elbow gloves? Hey, I'm not that easy.
Laughter?
For some asinine reason, DH still thinks we're going to the antique car swap meet tomorrow morning. At the Ballpark in Arlington. In the middle of the rain.
*snort*
I actually had a dream about you last night. Thursday night is CSI night, which means lots of Vegas clips. Since that's the last thing I watched before going to bed, I was thinking about Vegas when I went to bed. Plus I was just talking about Vegas yesterday with a client who is going tin two weeks. Okay, on to the dream:
I'm sitting at a "Let it Ride" table at the Luxor. The blonde at the end (who happens to be wearing a cowboy hat *grins*) hits 4 of a kind for a couple thousand dollars. She celebrates giving us all $75 in chips for the next round.
Now the interesting thing about this dream is that this really did happen at the Luxor in February 2003, except the blonde wasn't wearing a cowboy hat.
This hot blonde with huge boobs walks into a bar.
She says "Ow."
:D *swalt*
Ya'll are doing a great job. Thank You, keep it up.
Momma? will your man by me a Hummer?
JB? *giggle* fart *giggle*
Boo? Do your dreams ever come true? The Luxor freaks me out, I don't like to gamble there but the mention of Vegas always makes me smile.
Jen? I don't get it. *head tilt* what's the rest of the joke?
I lost you at "huge boobs" didn't I? *grin*
You did, but you still haven't explained the joke to me.
*sigh* She walked into a bar. Not like where they serve drinks, but like a huge metal pole. Get it?
I lost you at "drinks", didn't I?
Ohhhhh, then why didn't say "ouch"?
Now I get it. Duh!!
huh? now you're confusing me. "then why didn't say "ouch"" *head tilt*
(I thought you were just joking when you said you didn't get it. That joke is so old and so stupid, but it always makes me laugh. heehee)
*tickles* Carey
Sweetie, my man ain't got that kind of money!
*laugh*
*burp* should I finish my kissing story??
Jen, Carey's a blonde. That should be nuff said! *grin*
Much better, Arkie.
Yes please, JB
Jen, I am blonde, or blond. Sometimes it takes me awhile to catch on.
I think I am catching up at work and will be back to my normal schedule of playtime on Monday. I am hoping. *yawn* all this work is tuckering me out.
Hah!!! Mikki D and I posted at the same time and had the same response. ROFLMAO.
Great minds think alike!
Bravie, did you see Survior last night?
Monsty always makes me laugh.
Like when she can't spell.
Or, what did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
"Here come the elephants over the hill."
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