Ouch
Make my back better. I can barely move today. It's my entire lower back. Waaaah. Michelle put some old people cream on it last night and I took a pain killer which knocked me out but today it hurts worse than yesterday. *sigh*
posted by Bravie at 5:29 AM
61 Comments:
Do you have a kidney stone?
Seriously.
Would that affect both sides and up to the mid back? There is no pain near the spine, it's all towards the outer, lower back.
Maybe. If you have stones in both kidneys?
Are you peeing?
Q. What are the symptoms of kidney stones?
Dr. Green: Symptoms of kidney stones may vary from none, in the case of "silent stones", to excruciating pain due to urinary obstruction from a stone. Most obstructing stones, depending upon cause, size, shape, and location, cause the following symptoms:
acute severe pain in the affected side (flank)
nausea and vomiting
hematuria (blood in the urine)
possible infection
possible fever
Boy, that's cheery, Breezy!
*smooch* Carey
I have acute pain.
No nausea or vomiting.
I didn't have blood in my urine but, um, well, let's just say there was blood present. But that could be female related.
I'm not allowed to take my temperature due to my hypochondria (I'm not kidding)
No clue about infection.
I'm peeing, not more or less than usual but I do feel pressure when I sit forward. Like I have to pee but then when I sit back the pressure goes away.
I'm dying, aren't I?
*smooch* Coco
Nope. I say start with the Doans. *smooch*
*whack* for Nutty, atleast I'm being helpful. *grin*
Thank you, Nurse Breezy.
You should be. Now I have to steal all of your drinks to soothe the pain.
Um...Exactly how nice were you being to Michelle?
Not that nice, yet. Back pain isn't going to stop me. *evil grin*
Isn't Dr. Green from ER? He's not a real doctor you know Breezy *snicker*
*Gentle HUGS* for Carey. I am sorry to hear you are having pain. I know back pain can be the worst. Get better soon!!!
OH oucie hun...go to the chiro...they are amazing! It was the only thing that helped me.
Are you like Joey in that episode where he had kidney stones? *giggle*
Feel better. Sorry 'bout your ouchie. :(
*smooches Krazy's back*
Should I keep them in the little jar like he did, if I do have them?
*smooches* Nookie. I hope this isn't Karma for me making fun of your ankle cancer.
JB, I'm not sure this is a chiro fixable thing. I can't explain the pain. It's not the bones and it doesn't feel like the muscles. It's just this internal pain. *shrug*
Yes, you should. And you should get a skeery Matt LeBlanc mask thing and put your kidney stones next to it on a little shelf and tell everyone that you got the kidney stones from that episode as a gift with purchase of the mask. Yup, you should.
Are you using Ben Gay?
*sniff*
Nope, some stuff called "Florida's best"
It smells better than Ben Gay. And it cures Michelle's migraines as well. It's supposed to be some miracle stuff that Michelle bought. She swears by it for her headaches.
Ben's gay?!?! I had no idea. You just can't know about some people these days. *shakes head*
How do you get Ben Gay? Squeeze his tube. *yuk yuk yuk*
There will be no gay jokes in this blog. *stomps foot*
What do you call a gay bar with no chairs?
A fruit stand.
*giggle*
I made a pumpkin for you Carey for the contest. I'll post it tonight. *grin*
You too, Nookie? Seana and Rose made me ones too.
Now that I think about it, they should post them, not me. Because when the wiener pumpkin wins, I shouldn't get the credit if everyone else did the art.
Oh I won't post mine until they post their's then. I may have duplicated what they did.
*giggle*
I wanted to do a pumpkin this year, but I didn't have any ideas. I just got one. Yay! Mine is going to be for Glow. :)
If you don't get away from my boyfriend, I will kick you in the back.
Don't be threatening me in my blog, bitch.
You better be nice to me or you'll be sorry.
I don't have any pumpkin ideas.
Oh well.
Oh wait. Am I supposed to be afraid of you? I forget.
Whatever!!!!
*smooch* Fucker.
Poor Carey.
*smooches*
Maybe now you won't go around stealing stuff from everyone.
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
okay...that was me up there. i typed something silly and i just remembered that you do have back problems so i am here to give you a gentle hug instead.
I read it before it was deleted. Mean Monsty.
(I keed, I keed! *smooch*)
Did you say "fuck", Monsty?
Ooooh Coco! You're just trying to be a shit ditributer!
I made a pumpkin. And it has references for Augie and Coco and maybe even Carey in it.
Go!
See!
Now!
And Ms. Punctuation Patrol? The comma goes INSIDE the quotation marks.
I liked your pumpkin Momma. I think I missed the Coco and Krazy references though. I'll go look again.
I like your pumpkin too, momma. I'll have to look at it again though because I didn't catch any references.
Where's Carey? She's been too quiet here. Maybe she's on her back. *grin*
And I liked your pumpkin too, momma!
Beach balls for Augie.
Candy Corn for Carey and Coco.
Tulips for Rose.
And I can't remember what else...
I've been cranky and staying away.
I'm still cranky but wanted to check in.
My back still hurts but I'm going to get Doans after work. Because if i don't, Breezy is gonna yell at me.
Hrmph. Would it have killed you to put some stars in there?
Oh yes, the leaves are for Breezy and the champagne is for Arkie.
Oops. Forgot the Christmas StaH.
Ut oh.
I'm here to offer the hot tub and then a nice rub.
Yes please, Boo. *sniff* I really need that. *sigh*
Hey! Not necessarily, Momma. It depends on the context.
*whack*
Momma? *sniff* I'm hurt. *pout* Not to mention the fact that you whined about not having my bloggy, I give it to you and you have yet to visit. *sniff* *cries*
Hey Jen, *I* visit it all the time, because I lvoe you. (You did put the peeler down, right?)
Alright. Sheesh. There are now stars. And skulls (Bob). And a postcard for Iggy's travel season. And turkeys for the Cantadians who have already had their turkey day. And shamrocks for Monsty so maybe she'll get lucky :) So...have I forgotten anyone?
MM? You visit all the time? Why you not comment?
*sharpens peeler* Muahahahaha!
Jen, have you updated since September 6th?
Meanie.
And Momma? You forgot me. *pout*
Um yes. Quite a few times, I think. I did one last night. You were lying about visiting, huh? *sniff*
Nope, I even commented not long ago on the one and only one that I see. Can you resend me the link? I almost gave you grief about giving me the link and never updating!
Huh. That's odd. Check your flaggie in a minute.
I fixed it. Waaah! I've missed so much! All this time I thought you were a sucky blogger! I didn't even have access to the archives before. Now I've got it all fixed. I have some reading to do.
no offense about the sucky blogger thing, btw. *smooch*
and it was Oct. 6, not Sept.
*still can't believe it*
Heh. I am a sucky blogger sometimes, it's ok. :)
Glad it's fixed! *smooch*
Post a Comment
<< Home