This is me sleeping
Just as I suspected. I was hoping to come home and sleep after work. But neeeeewp. Insomnia.
So I made a Bloody Mary. And I'm doing shots of Apple Pucker because some certain peeps drank all my Nanners.
posted by Bravie at 6:46 PM
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We left off with pinching oobies, staring at pregnant oobies, flashing and drinking. And spouses think that we are Krazy.
I was first in my own blonde. I mean blog. I beat the spammers.
I'm keeping this spammer for Breezy and Coco. The Stamps for Breezy and the incorrecting spelling for Coco. US Satmps?
I'm still waiting on you to pinch my oobies again. *grin*
*peach juice*
You sure you wouldn't rather go to a movie? *snort*
*pinches Arkie's oobies*
Ummm... I thought we were gonna keep going until 300?
*gulp*
Hmmm... that spammer thinks I need a mint!
No, I'm sure the movie can wait until tomorrow afternoon. Late afternoon. *smooch*
I'm starting to catch a buzz and all that scrolling was confusing me.
I heard that Monsty eats mints when she doesn't feel like brushing her teeth.
Oh, I forget. You already went to the movies today, didn't you? *smirk*
Yeah... so guess what I'm doing now.
Is this like, the new bar?
*snort* at Arkie.
Even better, Nutzy because I can control who comes in here. I can kick the riff raff out. Or do I want them here?
be back. I'm buzz posting in the blogs.
Hi Carey, I'm catching a pretty good buzz right now. *grin*
I'm getting a pretty good buzz right now, too. *grin*
It's a good thing you drunk posted in my blog, Carey. I would have been so hurt had you skipped it.
*flashes Carey and Arkie*
It took me awhile to get there MM. I went in alphabetical order according to my bookmarks.
*whistles at MM* *big grin*
LMAO, Arkie and I are catching a good buzz together.
yeah you can keep those nanners, the last time I drank that stuff...i ended up making out with a fiberglass cow and the pic was posted on OT.
I've made out with fiberglass before. Oh no wait, that was latex. Ooops. TMI?
You guys are the greatest!
Hey! TMI belongs in my blog!
*flashes again*
Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.
Does it make me a dork that I did a little bounce and dance while I typed that?
Nice oobies, MM!
Sweetie? That's not what makes you a dork. *grin*
So if I pull some latex over my head, will you make out with me..*grin* *smooch*
It's the friends that I keep that makes me a dork, isn't it?
*smirk*
Can you grow boobies and ovaries?
*snort*
Yeah, lucky you got me to keep you from being a complete dork. *smooch*
Is that what is meant by the curve?
*grabs oobies* No, this is what is meant by curves.
Oh. That's not what you meant, is it?
Do you need help holding those. *giggle*
Hey, are we in MM's blog?
There was oobie flashing and I wasn't invited?
Seriously, I feel dissed and shit like that.
I been calling you Carey, do you not answer that phone?
Umm, yeah, I do need help, Carey. *wink*
*skates in wearing flannel latex luge outfit*
"I wanna put on my,my,my boogie shoes and boogie with you"
hmmmm...I've got man boobs will that work. Oh and Arkie, yes those are most definitely curves. *lick*
Yes, Wheezy does have some wonderful boobs, I mean, she was wearing a sweater, but they appeared to be pretty fine.
Buggah, I don't have my phone on me. Waaaaaaaaaah. I love drunk talking.
Wheeeeeze!!! This is my blog, You have to show your oobies to me first.
*snort* Zombs and that luge outfit is just tooo funny.
*dances with Zombs*
And so it continues.
Carey got 2 out of 3 swoops on the last one. Good job!
I'm in my jammies. They are comfy, but still pretty hot. And easy oobie access, which DH likes. See? *flash*
Well, I've just sunk to a whole new level.
OMG, this a post I will keep forever. Seana flashed us, Seana flashed us.
*runs around yelling about Seana flasshing us*
LMAO
Zombs, got to tell ya... on you? the whole flannel-latex luge suit ROCKS!
*flops down in blog with bottle of Bailey's found somewhere*
I prolly missed a blog or two, following the buzz postings. But I'm tired now.
*pours Bailey's over ice*
*sips*
I'll be over here if anyone needs me.
*holds empty glass out to Seana*
Refill, please?
*refills arkie's glass*
*smooch*
Hey Arkie, let's see if we dance for Seana if she'll give a dollar or two.
*shimmies*
*dances*
And where did Zombs goes with her latex suit.
And where the hell did Nutz, MM, Slim, Wheeze and Bugster go?
And why didn't Syren stop by to see us? *pout*
Damnit it.
*sobbing drunk*
I'm going over to sit with Seana.
Somebody do a little dance or something. Or pour me another shot.
*waves dollar at Arkie*
I was making the blog rounds. MM demanded I post in her blog, plus I had to catch up on some other peeps.
*swig*
It's about bedtime on the east coast, so have another drink for me!
Hey! This blog is like Sodom and Gomorrah!
*runs away*
*comes back to flash everyone*
*runs out again*
So you're bar hopping, Nutz?
That's hot!!
MM, get back here. I thought your middle name was Sodom.
There are just too many ways to respond to that. And none are good. *grin*
Why aren't you passed out yet?
I am not your slut monkey, honey!
LOL!
You don't take my calls, I won't bounce 'em for you, that is the way it works!
HA!
Honey, this is my blog. Who wants good?
Let it whip!! Whip it real good!!
I think I'm mixing songs there. *head tilt*
Very soon, very soon.
*flashes oobies* at Carey
Leans over so Carey can put dollar inside of waistband of thong
*snort*
But, but, it's not my fault. I would take your call if I had my phone. *pout*
Come on Buggy, show me your tots.
*puts $20 in Arkie's thong.
My Blog is all new!
Fresh even!
I insult the mentally ill!
Ohhhhh, cool.
*runs to the fresh blog of Bel Aire.*
My head hurts. I'm going to bed now.
Ya'll have a good night!
*smooches* carey
Oh and you need to go to my blog and flash me. Pretty please?
*smooch*
Night MM.
*smooches Arkie*
*flashes the blonde* blog, blog, not blonde.
What's gotten into me. I'm normally so shy.
{Snort!}
*ignoring the voices in my head now*
Oh MM? The voices are telling you to stay and party.
Um. Wow. Carry on your ridiculousness. I'm going to bed.
Ha!!!! That post of mine? Was a true 69 swoop. I rule.
Jen!!!! Honey!!! Where ya been?
That's fucked up. come in here and swoop and leave.
Did you see that I won an award for having the biggest potty mouth?
Woo fucking Hooo
I've been chilling. Watching Curb Your Enthusiasm on dvd, drinking beer. And now I'm tired. Sorry I missed the part-ay. Love you. *swalt*
Oh? And that award? Is bullshit. I should have fucking won.
And you know why I should have won? I'll tell you why. I say fuck so much that I even got my MOM! saying it!!!! I've totally corrupted her. It's great.
Did you miss me? I went to take a shower. Now I am all wet and wearing my sexy (but still very comfy) jammies.
I found my old Canadian $1-bills that I kept when they were replacing them loonies.
*waves old $1-bills @ arkie and carey*
pfffft, If you wanted the award bad enough you would have fought for it.
Seana? Did you just call me a loonie?
I ate bread in blogs.
No, I did not.
Why bread?
Here, have a snickerdoodle before my husband takes it. Dammit. I can't keep cookies in this house.
Ooooohhhhhhh, Snickerdoodles are my favorite. *grabs cookie and runs*
It's yummy Orowheat potato bread. It was the only thing I didn't have to cook, or clean up after.
Well, OK then. There was some logic there. Good stuff.
Well, it's late here, so good night and happy blondeing. I'm sure there will be 200 comments when I come back tomorrow. Well, later today, actually.
*smooch*
Fucking earache...
I laid down and missed all this.
*pout*
Did I miss it? Is the party over? I was um, taking care of DH. What did I miss?
Well, hell. Guess you passed out.
Gah!!!!! Who filled my mouth with cotton this morning. And why does my head hurt?
SWOOP!
SWOOP SWOOP SWOOP !!!
swoop?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Swoop.
Swoop who?
SWOOP!
GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!!!
*grin*
Oh, and Augie? SWOOP!
What is with all of these faux swoops? I like potato swoop.
I'm gonna make beet swoop later today.
I should have stayed and played with you guys last night. I don't think I would have been any more rested *pout*
Awwwww, poor Coco. You can come here and take a nap if you would like.
Beets are just icky. Icky icky icky. One of the few veggies that I do not like.
GFOOD MORNING!!!!
Carey? DH so wants to meet you!
Zombs? You'll bring him when we go on the wine train, yes?
Oh wine train sounding louder
Glide on the wine train
Come on now wine train
Yes, wine train holy roller
Everyone jump upon the wine train
Come on now wine train
Wow I missed some partAY!
Hey!!! It's the blurker. *grin*
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