Boring update
I don't have much to say, not much to update but Momma is getting pissy about the last post being there for a whopping two days. *grin*
So let's see. *crickets* Um...Hmmmm. I really don't have much to say.
The new receptionist is a 49er fan so I will allow her to stay even though she hasn't complimented my shoes. But one of my pressman complimented my cowboy boots the other day and then wanted to know why I wasn't wearing them today because they would have gone well with my jeans. And he's not even gay.
Football is almost over. I hate when football season is over. *pout* Go Pittsburgh.
I got a new cookbook. It's probably not the best for a diet. It's the Pillsbury Crescent roll cookbook. Like 100 recipes using crescent rolls.
I'm getting my roots touched up on Thursday. That's uber exciting. *yawn*
Ellen Degeneres is making me laugh my ass off today. When she talks about football she is just pee your pants hysterical.
That's it. That's all I got. Not a lot of creativity running through my veins these days. *shrug*
So let's see. *crickets* Um...Hmmmm. I really don't have much to say.
The new receptionist is a 49er fan so I will allow her to stay even though she hasn't complimented my shoes. But one of my pressman complimented my cowboy boots the other day and then wanted to know why I wasn't wearing them today because they would have gone well with my jeans. And he's not even gay.
Football is almost over. I hate when football season is over. *pout* Go Pittsburgh.
I got a new cookbook. It's probably not the best for a diet. It's the Pillsbury Crescent roll cookbook. Like 100 recipes using crescent rolls.
I'm getting my roots touched up on Thursday. That's uber exciting. *yawn*
Ellen Degeneres is making me laugh my ass off today. When she talks about football she is just pee your pants hysterical.
That's it. That's all I got. Not a lot of creativity running through my veins these days. *shrug*
posted by Bravie at 4:14 PM
75 Comments:
Cresent roll recipes? YOU.MUST.SHARE! Yummy and *smooch*
You really need to work on your creativity. Maybe you should ask your "mom" for help. *grin*
*nothing to comment*
I'm moving down to the Bingo Dorks thread!
I have the crescent roll cookbook. I make lots of stuff from crescent roll dough and always get lots of compliments.
I love Ellen.
FTR, *I* was getting pissy too, but wasn't going to whine about it, like *some* people.
*looks at momma*
I can't say I've ever had the crescent roll thing. Sounds yummy.
The cresent roll recipe book sounds vile. (I think Coco will back me up, but she may be the only one.)
Everybody needs a fashion savy pressman.
*pulls on cowboy boots*
How do they look with my jeans?
Too bad about football Carey *rolls eyes* NASCAR is about to start though. *jumps up and down*
Football season isn't over yet. Shawn bought me my AFC Champs stuff yesterday.
I am bored.
Mornin' Peeps.
Dernit! I could have worn my cowboy boots with what I have on. Totally forgot.
I haven't made anything out of the cookbook yet. When I do I will be sure to send it to Monsty.
*whacks* Arkie
I? am wearing my cowboy boots today. No pants, since it's Wedensday. Just boots. It's a little chilly though. Brrrrr.
I love crescent rolls. I could never have the recipe book though. Too dangerous.
I also love Ellen. She's a hoot!
I think we need a post or 10 of Crescent Roll recipes.
Football? That's been over for a month now.
Creativity? What's that?
I? am not wearing boots today. I'm wearing tennis shoes.
I'm dressed up today - even wearing a skirt and pantyhose. Heck, I even put on makeup today.
Crap! I just remembered! I forgot to put on lipstick, and I don't have any with me.
*hands Arkie a tube of lipstick*
I think it's Shimmering Bronze.
I am wearing fluffy zebra slippers (ah the joys of working from home.)
Also, I am trying to imagine 100 things to do with crescent rolls.
1 - roll around hot dog
2 - roll around cheddar cheese chunk
3 - roll around American cheese chunk
4 - roll around asparagus spear
5 - roll around pickle
6 - roll around left over pizza
7 - roll around ?
7 - roll around a tube os Shimmering Bronze lipstick
The recipes sound yummy! What is a diet?
Sample recipe. I've made these before and they are quite tasty.
Crab-filled Crescent Snacks
1 (6-oz.) can crabmeat, rinsed, well drained
1 (3-oz.) pkg. cream cheese, softened
2 tablespoons sliced green onions
1/4 teaspoon garlic salt
2 (8-oz.) cans Pillsbury® Refrigerated Crescent Dinner Rolls
1 egg yolk
1 tablespoon water
1 teaspoon sesame seed
1. Heat oven to 375°F. Spray large cookie sheet with nonstick cooking spray. In small bowl, combine crabmeat, cream cheese, onions and garlic salt; mix well.
2. Unroll both cans of dough; separate into 16 triangles. Cut each triangle in half lengthwise to make 32 triangles.
3. Place 1 teaspoon crab mixture on center of each triangle about 1 inch from short side of triangle. Fold short ends of each triangle over filling; pinch sides to seal. Roll up. Place on sprayed cookie sheet.
4. In small bowl, combine egg yolk and water; mix well. Brush egg mixture over snacks. Sprinkle with sesame seed. Discard any remaining egg mixture.
5. Bake at 375°F. for 15 to 20 minutes or until golden brown. Serve warm.
SWAMI! That's one of my favoritest lipsticks! Or it was. *pout*
LOL at Swami.
I was gonna smooch Arkie. But if she's not wearing lipstick...I dunno.
Oooooh, I love crab. Yummmmmmmy.
FYI, I hate all of you that keep talking about football being over. Hate you.
Carey, when I fly there for lunch, please make me some cresent roll stuff.
I thought I said it was ALMOST over. I agree that footbal is not completely over until the pro bowl has been played.
I will do that, Glow.
Yes you did, Sunshine. I wasn't referring to you. You even said "Go Stillers." You? I love.
*grin* *smooch*
LMAO at Swami! Crescent roll over left over pizza? *giggle* I'd like that :-)
the asparagus roll sounded kinda yummy to me. *grin*
Thanks, momma!
*applies lipstick*
Carey, I would *smooch* you, but I don't want to mess up my makeup.
I bet your "mom" could come up with some interesting recipes for crescent rolls.
Arkie is cruising for a bruising. Should I start making references to your best friend? You know who I'm talking about. I know how much you love her.*evil glare*
I too love Cresent Rolls. I think I have that same book.
One easy recipe I know is to mix up some canned chicken (the kind you use for chicken salad - or is it for tuna fish?), add some cheese and mayo and bake that in one of those cresent wreath things. Delish.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm those sound so yummy T-Kitty.
I think Coco would love the recipe book!
Cresent rolls around poutine.
Cresent rolls around cretin
Cresent rolls around cheese curds
Frenchlisious!
I think T-Kit should make those for us.
*waits*
I would make some for you but I think they would be kind of rank and soggy by the time they got to SF. *blech* They are super yummy right out of the oven. Mmmmm. I may have to fly out just to make them for you Carey.
Tkit, you can fly with me to San Fran for lunch next week.
Ohhhhhhh, YAY!!!!!!!!
My Maiden of Mist and Glowie are coming out to see me next week. *wiggles in chair*
Cruising for a bruising? Have I stumbled onto the set for a remake of "Happy Days"? *snort*
OK. I promise not to make any more references to "mom".
Kiss and make up? *grin*
"Mom" ???? Who's Carey's mom?
Glowbug doesn't love me anymore. *pout* Swami killed my lipstick. *pout* I think I might just go eat worms.
Sit on it, Arkie. *grin*
Momma, Hobbs made reference to Rudy being my mom in the thread asking if you knew anybody from OT IRL.
Rudy is your mom? *snort* * giggle* *busts out laughing*
Okay, that wasn't that funny. And I didn't see that thread.
I am anti-any recipe book that requires prepared foods (crescent rolls, Cool Whip, whatevah. I hate those Company's Coming books for just that reason).
So yes, I back Monsty up. It doesn't mean any less Bravie love, but there you are.
The Bob love, on the other hand, is wearing thin. *scowly face*
I thought it was Ginger who said that.
And now I'm *pouting*. I offered to kiss and make up, and you just ignored me. Meanie.
I would never put Cool Whip on a crescent roll. Never.
*smooches* Arkie. and yes, it was in fact Ginger.
Glowie, it's a deal. What day are we going as I have to conduct seven interviews on Monday.
*packs toothbrush and dancing shoes*
Uh, Bob...
"Cresent rolls around poutine.
Cresent rolls around cretin
Cresent rolls around cheese curds"
Isn't number 2 cannibalism? Pillsbury is a local company around here, and I'm pretty sure I would have heard if they were promoting cannibalism.
*puts up pole for dancing*
Whut?
So can Swami get us a discount on the rolls? *hops up and down*
Cretin (which might be spelled differently, but I don't really care) is a cold, slightly jellied, salted, minced, cooked pork that Frenchies like.
Random Pillsbury factoid #1:
The Pillsbury buildings out west of Minneapolis have beautifully landscaped grounds, including a lovely big pond. This pond is very attractive to ducks because there are good nesting sites nearby. Lots & lots of ducks congregate there.
And every spring? Massive duck orgies happen all over the Pillsbury grounds. My friend who used to work there said it was embarrassing just to walk in from the parking lot during the duck mating season. She was surrounded by dozens & dozens of quacking, moaning ducks going at each other without any regard for public decorum! By the lake, in the parking lot, on the sidewalks f-ing ducks are everywhere.
Something to think about while you are popping your rolls of Pillsbury dough.
Bob, are you sure it's pork?
I was just eating my whipped yogurt when I read that lovely description, Bob.
*puts yogurt down*
That cretin things sounds yummy. I want one. NOW.
Now whenever I pop a roll in my mouth I am going to repeat the words "duck fuck"
One of my favorite sayings when something goes wrong is "Fuck a duck." This gives it a whole new meaning.
Cretin ... most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Oh wait, head cheese is the most disgusting thing I've seen.
Momma ... I've been known to say fuck a duck also :-)
I usually say "fuck me freddy" I have no idea why. Michelle says that too. I must have gotten it from her.
Head cheese? Ack!!!! Yuck!!!
Crescent rolls & Ellen. I love your blog.
I do love Ellen's football bits. I caught one last week where the lady wrote in about Ellen using the Hamburgler's picture to represent the Steeler's. Made me have gigglesnortpants.
Yes!!!! And now she uses a welder. And there is no such thing as a Seahawk so she uses an auspry (sp)
*snort* OMH, she was cracking me up.
She had the pink panther last week. *snort*
And she was wearing that Century 21 jacket. She said "well duh, it's the 21st century, this is going to catch on and everybody will be wearing them" *snort*
Oh, I caught that one where she had the Century 21 jacket on but I didn't know why. LOL.
I love her! Especially when she dances. Gotta love someone that can enjoy themselves and not care about what other peeps think. I think she has one of the nicest smiles around.
We saw her in concert once and I swear I almost died laughing so hard. My stomach hurt at the end of the night. But in a good way. I liked her even before she came out and I still like her even though she is with Portia DeRossi (gag)
Yeah, I've always liked her. Portia? Blech.
Carey- you have a fully loaded e-mail coming your way.
Fully loaded? Like a baked potatoe? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hey, no talk of loaded baked potatoes! They are not on my diet.
Sour cream, chives, butter, bacon, cheeeeese, oh god. And to think, I have pilates in two hours :(
I can't remember the last time I had a fully loaded baked potatoe. *droooooooooooooool*
I got it, Maiden. *grin*
I only like butter and bacon and salt on my potatoes. Someone else can have my sour cream.
That's GOTTA be code for something.
I'll take your sour cream.
I have to stop thinking about food. I have been keeping my dinners around 300 calories and loaded baked potatoes don't fit within those parameters.
Carey? backatcha.
If it's Carey and T-Kitty, then it's definitely code *grin*
Swoop!
TK,
Thanks for the recipe. I copied it. It sounds wonderful!
Code? What's that? *innocent look*
*snort*
I was just going to post "Code? I don't know nothing 'bout no stinking code!"
HA! Ahhhh Carey, you make me smile so.
*big smiley grin*
LMAO, great minds think alike.
And you provide me with smiles as well. *smooch*
And fools seldom differ *snicker*
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow you all were prolific today. I don't even know where to start.
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