I found something to say
I am loving this new receptionist that we just hired. She knows butt kissing better than anyone I know.
Yesterday she asked me how I kept in shape. *snort* Yes, I actually snorted.
My response: I keep my flabby figure by eating mass amounts of carbs and fat. And then I sit on my ass all day and most of the night but I do get out of my chair to have a smoke and to get coffee. It's an easy regime to follow.
Today she said that she really liked my hair. That the colors compliment me and she wanted to know if it was my natural color. *snort* Yes, I snorted again. Probably a louder snort than yesterday.
Now, if tomorrow she brings up my taste in shoes, she will forever be my favorite coworker of all time.
Yesterday she asked me how I kept in shape. *snort* Yes, I actually snorted.
My response: I keep my flabby figure by eating mass amounts of carbs and fat. And then I sit on my ass all day and most of the night but I do get out of my chair to have a smoke and to get coffee. It's an easy regime to follow.
Today she said that she really liked my hair. That the colors compliment me and she wanted to know if it was my natural color. *snort* Yes, I snorted again. Probably a louder snort than yesterday.
Now, if tomorrow she brings up my taste in shoes, she will forever be my favorite coworker of all time.
posted by Bravie at 8:54 AM
62 Comments:
She obviously wants to sleep with you.
Ick. I hope not.
NOT.MY.TYPE.
MM, that's what I was going to say.
She obviously has impecible taste. *please note my buttkissing*
You aren't wearing your flannel again, are you?
I seriously doubt the lady is hitting on me. She is older, married and doesn't seem as if she would ever hop the fence. You never know. But I'm not getting that feeling. I think she is being nice to me because she is new and I have so far been nice to her.
*puts checks next to Kim's name in my goodpoints notebook*
I will have you know that the only flannel that I own are some sheets.
You're probably right. You've been nice to her so she wants to say nice things to you. Even if she does have to make them up.
*smirk*
Exactly. I'm getting used to being lied to, so it's okay. *smirk*
BTW, Carey, you *do* look fantastic today!
Well how YOU doin? *wink*
*checks out Carey's "natural" hair color*
I'm doing alright!
(and just so you know, *I* just might hop the fence!)
Hopefully before or during when we meet. *grin*
You know, if I hadn't seen you and Tkitty going at it all over the place recently, I might be more flattered.
MM <--playing hard to get
Come on. You've seen TK (aka My Maiden of Mist). She's freakin hot. Who wouldn't want to go at it with her. I have standards ya know. *grin*
shoes and smooches!!
swoons and smooches.
Sure...you only have one thing flannel...the sheets. Right...keep saying it until you believe it!
I really don't own anything else flannel. I hope they don't kick me out of the club.
Oh wait!!! I do own a pair of 49er flannel boxers. Whew.
She's a better butt kisser than Arkie? Wow. That's saying something. *giggle*
Tkitty *is* hot, so I'll give you that one. But when we meet, will you pretend it's all about me, just for that short time?
You have no idea how attentive I can be. No idea. *grin*
Oh God, I'm starting to feel some peer pressure, I think. (or is that your hand on my thigh?)
My hand is on your thigh hoping you will give into the peer pressure. *grin*
Come on, hop the fence. Everybody's doing it.
You know, I stayed out of this entry because I felt bad that Carey and I were ceaselessly fornicating whenever we saw an opportunity and I figured you guys were tired it. However, I see that is not the case. With that in mind, I would so volunteer to be one of Carey's employees. I think it would be most fun to work under her...and over her...and on her.
My dearest Maiden,
This is my blog. You can fornicate with me anytime you want. *grin*
That aside, in response to your post...OMH THUD.
Oh, good then.
*shoves everything off the desk*
Will right here do?
Oh I believe it will.
*sigh*
I'll wait for Tkitty and Carey to finish.
*waits*
*still waiting*
*straddles fence some more*
Heh heh. MM said "straddles" heh.
Well, you should see me actually *doing* it!
I was going to post something about coming up looking like a glazed donut but decided that it wasn't PG-13.
*smirk*
That's hot. [/Paris Hilton]
Glazed donuts are my favorite. *licks glaze off lips*
Alright! That's it! I think I'll have better luck with someone else.
*heads to HD's blog*
But I have a dozen doughnuts. I'll share. *pout*
*gasp*
Oh! pardon me, I didn't mean to interrupt!
*runs from blog blushing*
LOL. *smooches* Nutz.
Yes. And some are cream filled if you prefer that type.
*reluctantly comes back in*
Are they glazed?
Mabye she is trying to get in your pants. LOL!
Wow. That Tkitty is a hard act to follow. *pout*
I was going to tell you about my soon to be ex-coworker (the one that started in November and is putting in her last day tomorrow) giving me a brand new pair of running shoes after Christmas. But that would be pretty boring now.
Invite her over. See if she brings her pillow - or her armoire. Then you'll know her true intentions!
LOL, but what if she doesn't leave?
*whacks* Jen
Bitch.
*grin*
Carey, I loove you hair!
Bob <---- is off to to read the comments because she bets she isn't the first suck-up
K, read comments and I really don't think I can compete.
I might have to resort to threats.
But will she meet you behind the 7-11? Will she? I think not.
OK! Now that I've regained my composure, it's always nice to have a suck-up at work! *grin*
Oh! Nice shoes! Are they Skechers?
Well, your hair is fabulous (no lie), and your butt is fabulous (no lie), so just enjoy the compliments ... while they last LOL.
Ok and I just read all the comments and yes, I am blushing LOL.
And, I'm also hungry for donuts *grin*
*sits with Nookie & waits for donuts*
*breezes in with a dozen glazed donuts*
One for Nookie (*giggle* cuz nookie with Carey is what is what got me all glazed in the first place!)
One for Nutzy, two for MM cuz she's feeling a bit neglected.
Any other takers?
Thanks Tkitty, I'm feeling a little better now. *grin*
*smooch*
Mmmm... thanks TKit!
Hey! BTW, when are you going to post stuff to that blank blog you have there?
*sigh* I know. I made it just after x-mas and then just couldn't get up the gumption to put anything on it. Plus work has been a little nutty especially with the bitch coming in Feb.
I may get around to it one of these days.
Here. Have another donut.
Yay! *scarfs down the other donut*
Well, when you have to vent about the bitch, you should do it there! *snort*
I'm more than happy to share my blog with Tkit. She can post anything she wants.
I think she should make her blog a private one for just the two of us. *evil grin*
*pouts*
I wanna have a private blog with someone.
*whacks* to Arkie.
OK, I'll admit it. I am sooooo drunk right now, but I don't understand why I got *whacked*.
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