Official break up post
Whew!!!! I've done my best to make this relationship work. But for the past few months you have not been meeting my needs. My first step in making 2006 a better year is to rid myself of relationships that aren't working for me and replace them with ones that do.
I'm sorry to tell you that you have been replaced. As of Saturday January 7th, 2006 you will no longer be my internet provider.
Saturday, between 12pm-4pm Comcast is coming out to install my new high speed internet, hook up my wireless router, get my computer up and running with a new email address AND install my new Comcast DVR.
You served your purpose with me and YES, it is you. NO, it is not that common and YES, speed matters. Goodbye SBCglobal, I am on to bigger and better things.
That really was not as hard as I thought it would be. What else do I need to break up with? I'm on a roll.
I'm sorry to tell you that you have been replaced. As of Saturday January 7th, 2006 you will no longer be my internet provider.
Saturday, between 12pm-4pm Comcast is coming out to install my new high speed internet, hook up my wireless router, get my computer up and running with a new email address AND install my new Comcast DVR.
You served your purpose with me and YES, it is you. NO, it is not that common and YES, speed matters. Goodbye SBCglobal, I am on to bigger and better things.
That really was not as hard as I thought it would be. What else do I need to break up with? I'm on a roll.
posted by Bravie at 3:45 PM
50 Comments:
You're scaring me.
Why? Do you want to dump me and I just used your exact words?
No, I just don't want to be dumped. You know, since you're on a roll and everything. (BTW, is it a pumpernickel roll?)
It's a Tootsie Roll. And I checked my list. You are free and clear of the dumping list. *smooch*
Yay! Now I can relax!
*smooch*
*wanders in*
Agrees with Knockers
*wanders out*
That's a good little Bob. *pats Bob on the head*
Yay!! You're going to have speedy internet connections (and the same provider as me) soon!
Hey!
I'm not that short!
Oh wait.
I am.
Your smokes?
Your Airborne?
Your hypochondria?
Goldie?
Ante?
The butt grabbing shower ghost?
That other toxic relationship you have with Mother Nature and her thunderstorms?
Party Poker for Michelle?
Me?
Goldie and Ante, yes. The rest will stay for now. *grin*
HEY! I've got it. You could break up with........
*drum roll please*
Your dad's illness! Kick it to the curb!
That too. Good thing tomorrow is Friday. Who knows what I could clear out of my life if the week was longer.
OMG! You had me all skeered that maybe you were gonna move your blog where we couldn't find you!
Don't make my heart jump like that!
*passes out from anxiety*
I too felt an anxious moment. *whew* I thought I hadn't been visiting enough (which I haven't).
AyaK says that he locks threads that have been on the front page for a week. He lies! He lies!
Sorry. I don't really care, because I don't open the thread. I didn't open it at all except that (at the time) it had 80 responses and I wondered if there was an interesting threadjack. Now I'm back to not opening it. I'm glad, too, since it seems to be a really annoying thread.
Bob? Is that short.
Have I mentioned lately that she's sappy, too?
So, will you be sharing your new email address?
I was scared to death.
Carey, can you check your list and tell me that I'm not on it either? I need consoling after you tried to scare us all like that! And FTR, I am disagreeing with Bob, from now on.
Yay! *smooch*
I need to break up with this headache I've had for two days. At first I thought it was because I was dehydrated, but I've been keeping track of my water comsumption and I am as hydrated as a guppy in a fish tank.
I hate this headache. I want it gone.
Carey? Can you break up with my headache for me? Please?
This is me, breaking up with Augie's headache. Maybe it could get together with mine.
I lvoe my Comcast connections! I am thinking of going DVR. I just need a nudge.
*nudge*
Good for you Carey. They were never right for you. We all knew this but didn't say anything because we didn't want to hurt your feelings. *HUGS* Rebound relationships don't always last but some of them do take off and are wonderful. I think you and Comcast were meant for each other.
I love my DVR. I don't know what I ever did without it. Seriously.
(nudging Vols)
Thank you, Nookie. It was very hard for me to let go. We were together for two years. And? SBC was my first. My first highspeed. I think they started to take me for granted. The courting that came from Comcast yesterday was the deal breaker. And then when I talked to SBC, they didn't even ask why or try to get me to change my mind. They just said thank you for calling. So this really is for the best. It's time to move forward and that's what I'm doing. I have to admit that I have shed some tears over this though. I'll be over it soon enough.
Have you cancelled your SBC yet? Can I still email you there?
Although Comcast is moving in on Saturday, SBC won't be moving out until the 16th. I know it will be awkward with all three of us living under one roof but SBC's rent is paid up until that date.
PSA: Baby watch in Coco's blog as she has headed to hospital (finally-sheesh).
Ooooh. Kinky.
Ha! Not kinky that Coco is having a baby. (Yay! Good luck Coco!)
Nice to see you Jen!
Thank you, Seana. It's nice to be seen. *smooch*
Yaaaaaay!!! Jen is here! Jen is here!
*smooches* I missed you the mostest.
*blush*
You're the sweetest, Ig. *smooch*
Break it up in here.
Too much talking not enough drinking. It is Friday you know and Coco has her feet in stirrups.
I suppose, like Arkie, I will need your new info as well.
*gasp* You broke up over the phone??? ...and you'll all be living under the same roof??? Wow!
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