Thursday, August 10, 2006

August 10th 1849

On this day, we were given a wonderful gift. The gift of one of our sistahs, the gift of one of our friends, the gift of someone whom we love so much.
She has brought much joy to our lives. She makes us laugh with her funnies. she makes us cry with her funnies. She has been one of the best friends that I have ever had the pleasure of having. She Ousts my poots and she makes sure that I stay on track when I have had too many frappuchinos. She babysits Gus when Monsty can no longer control him. She brings us pictures of beautiful flowers from her garden and posts pictures of her beautiful gnome.
She is our wonderful, beautiful, loverly own Augie.
So on August 10th, we must all toast a glass in her honor. Because I say so. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUGIE!!!!!!!!!
I love you more than the rest of those hoohas, I mean yahoos. I love you the mostest and I hope you have a wonderful and perfect day.
Did that blow up doll of Keith Urban get there yet? I'm pretty sure I sent it in time. *saaaaaaaaaaaaaaamooooooooch* to my Favorite oldest sistah.

25 Comments:

Blogger momma said...

1849!?!!? You are in sooo much shit.

8/09/2006 4:29 PM  
Blogger momma said...

Oh, and Happy Birthday Augie!

8/09/2006 4:30 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

She may be older and have more insurance but she does not scare me.

8/09/2006 4:34 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

I am totally confused. Today is the ninth, right?

8/09/2006 5:05 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Yes but I wanted it here before she gets up in the morning and we are getting ready to leave and I have no idea what time I will be home or if I will be back on the computer tonight.

8/09/2006 5:07 PM  
Blogger mm said...

I'm totally confused, too. It's 2006, right?

*grin*

8/09/2006 5:36 PM  
Blogger Seana said...

OK, I'll just raise a glass to Augie on her birthday and forget how old you want me to think she is.

Happy Birthday, Augie!

8/09/2006 6:11 PM  
Blogger Swami said...

So, Augie is a Gold Rush baby? Very impressive!

8/09/2006 6:28 PM  
Blogger Kimmah said...

You just tee-totally screwed with my head like you would NOT believe.

Happy day to Augie!!!

8/09/2006 7:00 PM  
Blogger Zombs said...

Ahhh that explains the prarie skirt!

Happy Birthday Augie!

8/09/2006 7:37 PM  
Blogger arkie said...

LOL! You're so evil.

Happy Birthday, Augie! You've held up very well. *grin*

8/09/2006 8:20 PM  
Blogger momma said...

Since Nutz isn't here to do the math...
2006
-1849
______
155 years old?!?!

8/09/2006 8:52 PM  
Blogger yvonne said...

Happy Birthday Augie!!

You deserve a great day because you are saddled with the brattiest, punkiest, meanest, disturbed-est middle sistah in the history of the universe.

I hope all your dreams come true (especially the dream where Carey is kidnapped by Gus the Monkey and is forced to live with Sophie, Smooth23, and Marcellus from BB in a one room apartment in Oakland. *sigh* I love that dream, too.)

Happy Day Augie!!!!

8/10/2006 4:50 AM  
Blogger Schnookie said...

*gigglesnort*

Have the happiest of birthdays Augie dahlink! I love you muchly!

*smooooooooooooooooooch*

8/10/2006 5:50 AM  
Blogger Glowie said...

Happy Birthday, Honey Bunch! Love you! *smoooooooooooch* Do fun stuff today! I will have Rita's in your honor. *grin*

8/10/2006 5:51 AM  
Blogger Breezy said...

LMAO *snort* Happy Birthday Augie!!!!

I hope your dream comes true too. *giggle*

8/10/2006 6:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yipppppeeeeeeee!!

Happy Birthday Augie Doll.

8/10/2006 6:01 AM  
Blogger Swami said...

Happy Birthday, Augie! May all your dreams come true.

8/10/2006 6:31 AM  
Blogger Zombs said...

Do they make Augie Dolls? Cause I want one!

I would put it next to my garden Gnome.

8/10/2006 6:41 AM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

Awww, that was such a nice tribute (aside from practically making her a pilgrim).

So, Augie, Happy Birthday! We can all go out & use your AARP discount. yay!

8/10/2006 7:06 AM  
Blogger Lasann said...

Augie - Happy birthday!

8/10/2006 7:10 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

Yay! Happy Birthday, Augie! *gentle smooch so I don't break your brittle bones*

*runs away*

8/10/2006 7:13 AM  
Blogger Puffy said...

1849...because Augie is as good as gold. Happy Birthday Augie!!!

8/10/2006 7:51 AM  
Blogger thndrkttn said...

especially the dream where Carey is kidnapped by Gus the Monkey and is forced to live with Sophie, Smooth23, and Marcellus from BB in a one room apartment in Oakland.

Bwahahahahaha! Funny Augie! Happy Birthday. I hope it's wonderful.

One a side note, four years ago today is the anniversary of the first time DH kissed me. We call it "Happy First Kiss Day" :)

8/10/2006 8:23 AM  
Blogger Immunegirl said...

Happy Birthday AUGIE!!! :) *smooches*

8/11/2006 7:02 PM  

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