Dear Comcast
Fuck you. I could not be more unhappy with you right now. Your customer service last night was pathetic. Your phone lady knew nothing. I had no cable and no internet. And had I bothered to sign up with your stupid 3 for $33 each plan, I would not have had a phone to call you on in order to get no help anyhow. *flips Comcast the bird*
Normally, it would have been no big deal. Normally. But last night was a big night. The season premier of Prison Break.
Do you know how long I have been waiting for the season premier? Well, since the season finale. And now I missed it because you chose yesterday to lose service. You suck ass and I hate you.
All I can hope for is that you have it on On Demand and I will be able to watch it before next week. And don't even think about trying to charge me $.99 to watch it. You can shove that up your cable asses. Hrmph.
Normally, it would have been no big deal. Normally. But last night was a big night. The season premier of Prison Break.
Do you know how long I have been waiting for the season premier? Well, since the season finale. And now I missed it because you chose yesterday to lose service. You suck ass and I hate you.
All I can hope for is that you have it on On Demand and I will be able to watch it before next week. And don't even think about trying to charge me $.99 to watch it. You can shove that up your cable asses. Hrmph.
posted by Bravie at 6:41 AM
44 Comments:
But, but... ComCast is Comcastic! /says the person who had no internet connection all day Saturday.
*joins Carey in flipping Comcast the bird*
*grin* That's why I fired them last summer. They suck comcasticly.
Mmmm. Wenty. Mmmmm.
I hate Comcast! Unfortunately we are stuck with them too (for cable). I have no desire to get a dish or switch to them from my Verizon DSL for internet.
I was wondering why they were pushing the phone/cable/internet deal. I bet they wish they could handle your cell phone as well.
The good news is that the show I missed WILL air again on Wednesday. and if my cable goes out again, Jen said she will tape it for me. *smooches Jen*
Poor you. Missing a season premier after waiting since the season finale is wrong wrong wrong.
I have not heard one nice thing about Comcast. You should fart in their general direction.
Kim, that might explain why her cable and internet was out.
Arkie's right, it could be backlash from all that fruit.
I have not pooted on the Comcast man since he installed my internet connection. *glares*
Delayed smell bomb?
*glare* My poots do not smell.
*rolls eyes* ofcourse they don't.
Okay, I should say they don't smell bad. :)
Like roses, right? *also rolls eyes*
No...something a little more sweet than that, I think. *giggle*
Like fertilizer for roses. *grin*
fertilizer is combustable. You gotta be careful with that stuff.
Ack. Glad to hear you'll get to see the premiere on Wednesday.
We switched to Comcast cable 6 months ago because our satellite kept going out during rainy days. That really sucked. We are having good luck with Comcast so far. We've actually been talking about switching to Comcast for internet service. Hmmmmmmmm. If we do, I'll make sure to tell DH not to poot on the service man.
*sniff*
*sniff*
Ewww, what's that smell? Did Carey *poot* again?
I don't have to take this kind of abuse in my own blog.
*POOOOOOOOOOOT*
*gasps for breath*
*passes out*
We ridded ourselves of them years ago - at least from a television standpoint. We're only using them for internet right now. So far, so good.
I heard Shan works for Comcast.
*sniffs* Why does it smell like vanilla farts in here?
Cause carey burped. *grin*
See? Tkit knows. Vanilla is exactly what it smells like. *big grin*
I AM back to chewing my vanilla gum. that gum I had yesterday was horrible. I should have known better than to switch from my vanilla.
*head tilt*
Carey has fart-breath?
It goes with my shit eating grin. :D
We get our DSL over the phone line from Frontier, which also has our phone service. On the rare occasions that the internet has gone bad (usually because we are on the very fringe of Frontier's network and sometimes they make a central change that affects us fringies until we call & have it reset), on those rare occasions our phone service is uninterrupted.
What is this thing called cable?
You all do know that Comcast has been bought out by Time Warner, right? The same brilliant minds who own AOL....just wait. It's only going to get better.
Oh and the season premier of Prison Break? Remember that was shot right next to our offices/warehouse.
One word: DirecTV. We switched to them because our Charter cable sucked big ones and we came close to missing the finale of Survivor in spring of '05. And we had the cable internet too. We had the full packages of everything - Charter was getting almost $100 a month from us. Since switching to DirecTV and Verizon DSL, we've had no problems with either service. Even our move was a smooth transition. We occasionally lose signal due to storms, but more often we lost it as the storm approaches then during the actual storm. We actually lost our cable signal due to storms moving through way more often than we've ever lost our sattelite signal.
In top form, then?
You have a potty mouth, missy. I think you've been hanging around Nookie too much.
Nookie has priors!!!!
You guys watch TV?
Not when the damn cable is out. :P
LOL.
So, did you get to watch the show last night?
Dear Comcast,
Please help the old lady out. She gets cranky without her dwarf and prison quota.
It will help my virtual grammy out a lot.
Thank you,
Baby Zombs.
I can't kick a baby or a pregnant woman. Good thing.
Right now I have no satellite due to thunderstorms. I just hope they pass by this evening so I can see James get his two-faced ass kicked out of the BB house.
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