Oh Good Gawd help me
I have now reached dork status almost equal to Breezy.
I just went out to have a smoke. I'm standing there and went to put my hand into my right pocket and I came across a bit of a hurdle. I fixed it. I then thought I should check my left pocket. *sigh* The same hurdle. I fixed it.
Why didn't anyone tell me that I have been walking around with my pockets hanging out?
Here is a picture of my left pocket hanging out, taken with my phone so the quality isn't great. But you get the idea.
I just went out to have a smoke. I'm standing there and went to put my hand into my right pocket and I came across a bit of a hurdle. I fixed it. I then thought I should check my left pocket. *sigh* The same hurdle. I fixed it.
Why didn't anyone tell me that I have been walking around with my pockets hanging out?
Here is a picture of my left pocket hanging out, taken with my phone so the quality isn't great. But you get the idea.
posted by Bravie at 7:24 AM
50 Comments:
Dork.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ya big goofy dork! :-)
*snort*
Dork! The Jan picture works perfectly for you, BTW.
*hangs head* I can't believe it. It would be okay if I thought I hadn't had any contact with anyone. But I had interacted with at least 6 people before I noticed.
I had to change my picture because the shark was scaring Momma.
Lesbians have no fashion sense. The gay guys took it all. It's ok, we understand.
Hey!! my pants match my flip flops. *grin*
Camaflouge pants?
Are you a stereotype?
These are my most comfie pants ever on earth. I love them. Usually I am in jeans. These are just one of two pair of pants that I wear to work that aren't jeans.
Sooooo comfie. :)
You should try those pants that Joey Buttafuco used to wear.
Tiger stripes maybe?
I haven't worn pants in a long time! I love that!
LMAO. I used to own the Joey pants back in the early 90's when they were all the rage. LOL
So you're just nekkid from the waist down all the time? Cool.
That would make it easier for her when she goes to the hospital to have the baby, right? No pants will be in the way!
Yeah but imagine the mess when her water breaks.
Hee! If it gushes, pants wouldn't likely help anyway. If it's a trickle, it will just go down into her sock or be absorbed by her hairy toes. *grin*
I'm getting an HDTivo installed tomorrow, so I'll have HD for the first time. Yay! (and it was FREE)
I hear that is one of the signs of senility.
Doh! I guess I'm a dork since I posted a comment to the wrong entry.
My pockets are all inside my pants. I have nothing in them that would otherwise make someone think I was happy to see them, BTW.
You know I keep smelling pancakes outside? WEird. I e-mail DH at work and he said he keeps smelling pancakes at work.
How Weird is that?
Even more strange? And I swear to you about this, I just mentioned pancakes to Augie. Are you eavesdropping on me?
That picture looks like a watercolor abstract painting. It took me a minute to figure out what it was.
If it cheers you up, I once taught a whole lesson wondering what the kids kept snickering at until a (male!) student pulled me aside and whispered "Ms. Luna, your fly is open." D'oh!
LOL. Aren't you the Duchess of Dork anyway?
There is my pancake post!
Are you kidding me Carey? Where is the mysterious group pancake vibe going?
Damn. I wish I could smell pancakes. That would be much more pleasant that what I have been smelling all day. *shameless blog plug* *grin*
I made the pancake reference in private to Augie. But that's pretty funny that we have this pancake vibe going on. I wonder what it is. :)
Yes Arkie. I am. But I am still amd at you for posting that picture of me in my prom dress. Hrmph.
LOL, Luna.
Jen? stop farting.
I'm sorry. I promise to never post a picture of you with that dress ever again. Do you forgive me? Or am I going to have to grovel?
*smooch*
You don't have to grovel because I know you are lying anyhow. *snort*
No, I take it back. I know you better than that. You would not lie to me. You said you wouldn't post a picture of me in THAT dress and that I believe. It's the myriad of other dresses that you will post me in. LOL
Damn, you do know me pretty well!
*smooch*
So, does that mean I'm forgiven?
Of course you are. *smooch*
Lol, Carey. Does your house not have mirrors? Don't you do a quick once-over check before you go outside?
There may have been some betting going on over when and/or if you would notice your faux pas.
Zombie, if you wore pants maybe you would spend less time pregnant. Just a thought.
They are starting to mill wheat in Iowa. Maybe the scent is blowing all around the country and that's why everyone smells pancakes.
LOL. I'm not much of a mirror person. I ue it to blowdry my hair and that is about the only time I care to look in a mirror. *shudder*
I'm glad you explained that it's your pockets, because that picture makes it look like you have a massive wedgie.
What private pancake thoughts do you and Augie have?
I do have a wedgie, I just didn't want to 1. remove it and 2. take a picture of it.
Um, that we thought we smelled pancakes?
You didn't want to remove it? So you like having wedgies? You pretend they're worms, don't you?
LMAO @ Dave! *grin*
I think she only does that with HD.
Also? My daughter's BF has those exact same pants.
I hope not, Swami. I bought them in the women's dept at Old Navy.
Eh, I wear a thong, so I'm used to a permanent wedgie. :)
Okay, I gotta ask about thongs now that the subject of thongs and wedgies has been brought up: aren't they just insanely uncomfortable?! I remember what it was like wearing a dance belt when I was in a modern dance company and I fvcking HATED it. I can't imagine voluntarily wearing something that feels like that on a daily basis. Do they feel better than they look like they feel?
Swami, is your daughter's bf a lesbian? *ducks*
I thought all men were lesbians. *head tilt*
As for the thong: It very much depends on where you buy them. I have a couple from VS that I can only wear with tight pants. If I wear them with loose pants, they creep and are uncomfortable. But the rest of mine are from Target and with those ones? I don't even notice they are there. I wasn't sure that I would like wearing them but I'm pretty used to them now.
One note about a thong: Do not attempt to put one on when you are super drunk and being silly. They are very very uncomfortable when you put them on backwards.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
If you put them on backwards, you get cameltoe.
Jus' sayin'.
Someone's been looking at my browser history...
So since you're equal to Breezy, does that mean your more of a dork than me?
And thank you for changing that picture.
*evil eye* me no likey you any more.
Yes Momma, I guess I am. :)
No problem. You ask for a change, I change. *smooch*
Yes you do, Breezy. Ewe luuuuuuuuv meeeee. *dork grin*
LOL. Stupid no notice carpet people. I miss all the good stuff.
Like this is the first time someone has walked around the Bay area with something hanging out of their pants.
I agree with Luna. I looked at that picture entirely too long, trying to figure out what it was, before reading the post.
I also agree with you. You are a dork.
*giggles*
I'm back, btw. I've missed your queen of the dorks status.
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