Per Breezy's request
A brief update.
Hmmmm, let's see, what's been going on and keeping me so busy?
Thursday afternoon I came down with the bird flu. 102 fever, congested chest and a face full of snot. Because of the flu, I ended up missing out on watching the 49ers lose in person. I'm sure there will be others.
Monsty told me the gender of her baby today. But I don't care how many of you email me, I won't tell.
Last week, Michelle decided that NOW is the time to redo the surface of our kitchen cabinets. So my kitchen now has no cabinet doors. None. All of my plates, cups, glasses, pots, pans, Tupperware, etc. are fully exposed. It bothers Michelle because it makes the kitchen look cluttered. It bothers me because it poses a hazard should we have an earthquake.
Michelle and I are always in the same book. Never on the same page.
Speaking of; Last night Michelle sprung on me that she would also like to recarpet the entire house.
Did I metion that I am having company stay at my house in exactly one month? Michelle swears she can get it all done by then. Did I also mention that she is putting together a 40th birthday party for me? Which is the purpose of my company. Somehow, she is able to pull of these kinds of tasks. She's good like that.
Work has been insane. A project should have been done two weeks ago is still not finished. I have a new strong deadline of a week and a half to finish. Hmmm, maybe I should put Michelle on it. Then it would get done.
My Mistress Dell is on her way to Kentucky or Kansas or Tennessee or, shit I can't remember where but she is on her way to being fixed. Day two without my computer. So far I have survived.
One of the above statements is not true.
Hmmmm, let's see, what's been going on and keeping me so busy?
Thursday afternoon I came down with the bird flu. 102 fever, congested chest and a face full of snot. Because of the flu, I ended up missing out on watching the 49ers lose in person. I'm sure there will be others.
Monsty told me the gender of her baby today. But I don't care how many of you email me, I won't tell.
Last week, Michelle decided that NOW is the time to redo the surface of our kitchen cabinets. So my kitchen now has no cabinet doors. None. All of my plates, cups, glasses, pots, pans, Tupperware, etc. are fully exposed. It bothers Michelle because it makes the kitchen look cluttered. It bothers me because it poses a hazard should we have an earthquake.
Michelle and I are always in the same book. Never on the same page.
Speaking of; Last night Michelle sprung on me that she would also like to recarpet the entire house.
Did I metion that I am having company stay at my house in exactly one month? Michelle swears she can get it all done by then. Did I also mention that she is putting together a 40th birthday party for me? Which is the purpose of my company. Somehow, she is able to pull of these kinds of tasks. She's good like that.
Work has been insane. A project should have been done two weeks ago is still not finished. I have a new strong deadline of a week and a half to finish. Hmmm, maybe I should put Michelle on it. Then it would get done.
My Mistress Dell is on her way to Kentucky or Kansas or Tennessee or, shit I can't remember where but she is on her way to being fixed. Day two without my computer. So far I have survived.
One of the above statements is not true.
posted by Bravie at 7:18 PM
46 Comments:
Well, I hope you survived! If you puter is coming to Tennessee we will take care of it and GIT ER DONE!
*SMOOCH*
Hey Doc. *smooch*
Please do. And git er done fast too, please. I miss er.
Michelle is not recarpeting the entire house. That's not til NEXT year. Sheesh.
Yeah, that's what I thought, Momma. She gets something stuck in her craw and nothing can stop her.
Wait, the carpet thing must be true. On second thought, you'd never send your Mistress off and NOT remember where she was and have full names and extensions of everyone who might handle her. Especially the women. God knows a lesbian's computer can't be handled by a woman tech.
WAIT! On third thought, you wouldn't be that 'ho-hum' about being sick AND missing the 49ers in person, especially when you might have gotten to visit the VIP box again. So you really weren't sick and you went to the game and just aren't in a bragging mood. Right?
LOL. I've talked to Breezy, Glow and Monsty on the phone since I've been sick. Breezy and Monsty got to listen to the cough and the sniffling. Glow got the added pleasure of hearing me blow my nose. Ask them if I was faking it. :)
Carey, thanks for letting me know what Monsty is having! I know I promised I wouldn't tell, and I'll try not to. *smile*
Monsty spilled the beans about the monkey, didn't she? Grr. No more poutine for her.
I wish Michelle lived at our house.
I know which one is a lie. *grin*
Thankyou for pushing down the naughty word, my innocent eyes have been burning for days.
*grin*
Don't tell her that I told you all but Monsty is having a
monkey!
Breezy, I thought I could trust you. *sigh*
Well I didn't say which color monkey. *grin*
You sound like shit too. Especially when you blow your nose into the phone. My throat hurts today. Guess who I blame?
no she didn't. (if she did, you better tell me)
Yes, cluttered. Also scary with the cats and the cleaning supplies.
Doesn't that make it difficult to read the book?
You suck. I'm sad.
I don't like work. I'm not doing any today.
Two more weeks to go. eek. *shudder*
Ah-ha! I knew it!
BWAHAHAHA! I just read the rest of the comments.
I think the color of the monkey is sorta obvious. Monsty bleeds green. We know she would not marry outside of the green race. So duh!!! *sigh*
Glow,
I suck ? Why? waaaaah.
Two weeks? for what???
Why is MOnsty not telling us?
Arrgh!
If you got the bird flu did you grow a beak?
Hmmm...I should name the baby Carey right? Same birthday? Is your name Carey or is short for something?
Did you ever wear a baseball jersey with iron ons and the felt letters?
Why is MOnsty not telling us?
Arrgh!
If you got the bird flu did you grow a beak?
Hmmm...I should name the baby Carey right? Same birthday? Is your name Carey or is short for something?
Did you ever wear a baseball jersey with iron ons and the felt letters?
Glow,
I suck ? Why? waaaaah.
Two weeks? for what???
Blogger is eating me and not in a good way!
Delete was me but you knew that!
My fist post did not show up.
Carey is short for Careythegreat. :)
Jerseys with the felt letters are the best.
Also that should be first post not "fist post".
Ladies don't discuss "fisting".
There's ladies in here?
Oh, that reminds me. I should put it in Zombs' blog, but I read somewhere that people have urethra sex.
I used to have these two friends who had "dungeon parties"(read sex parties) at their house. Anyhow, one of them broke the other one's wrist during a fisting session. Yikes!!
Your birthday is next month? Really? I guess I should buy a card or something. *grin*
Regarding the broken wrist, sounds like someone had been doing their Kegel, Keigel (however the hell that is spelled) excercises.
Yes damnit. I want a birthday card from you and I want it hand delivered. *grin*
She did have remarkable control, Arkie. LOL
MUST you remind me that I'll be arriving a week late for your birthday? You'll be well into your 40s by the time I arrive. *grin*
I'm excited Michelle is taking on fun remodelling projects. Especially if she's doing most of the work. I love it when other people do the work.
I think the lie is that you WILL tell us the sex if we bug you enough. Let the campaign begin!
I'll still be celebrating, Kim. I might even let you buy me a birthday drink. *grin*
Ah Monsty let the sex out of the bag. Go check it out on OT.
What's a craw?
zbaby, Carey is short for Harrydickcarey.
ummm... I said you suck because I didn't want to say I suck.
Two weeks without Mizzzztrezzzzzz Dell.
You know I'm not going to comment on these long posts if you can't follow along. ::rolls eyes::
I believe we have discussed my ability to be easily confused. *stomp*
I'm in a daze thinking about the broken wrist. What!!!
Was she a twirling popscicle.
How in the world did she break her wrist?
Nevermind!
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The deletes are mine. Blogger is a bad girl today!
There's a limp-wristed joke in there somewhere - I just can't come up with it.
The lie is the first sentence. "Brief update" my arse. Three hundred and twenty-five words is not brief!
The lie better be the second one because if she told you yesterday she should have told me too.
*squinty eyes*
Don't make me throw a fit, cuz I will.
So where are the birthday drinks, I want to know.
I'm late but the lie had to be that you had the bird flu.
*tweet tweet*
Nope, Nooks.
Augie got it right. :)
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