Safe toilet syndrome
Dr. Oz says that this is what I have. I don't like to and in fact will not, poop in public. Dr. Oz says that one must be relaxed to poop. Some people only feel comfortable going at home and therefore don't go when out. Especially when on vacation. Plus, usually there is a lack of water and fiber when one travels so that adds to the problem.
So *sticks tongue out at those who have made fun of me*, Dr. Oz says that my condition is not abnormal nor uncommon.
I feel much better about myself now.
So *sticks tongue out at those who have made fun of me*, Dr. Oz says that my condition is not abnormal nor uncommon.
I feel much better about myself now.
posted by Bravie at 4:15 PM
16 Comments:
Sometimes when I visit Bravie's blog, I kinda wish that maybe I hadn't.
I'm glad you don't poop in public. That would be gross. And I bet the public is REALLY glad you don't poop in public.
Seriously, I want to know now. Do any of you other bloggie peeps poop in public? If so, you are soooo off my list of people I want to meet. *grin*
I cannot imagine doing *that* in public. I have a shy bladder already, so just peeing is hard enough. Plus, I don't poop. It's icky. *makes icky face*
What does he say about pooping in your Mother's doorway? *head tilt*
Well I've never pooped in public, like when eating dinner.
In a public restroom - does that include a hotel room's toliet?
*giggle* I don't poop in public, but I do poop in in public restrooms. I'm sometimes embarassed by it, but when I drink so much coffee in the morning, it's not really an option for me.
I will only poop in a bathroom other than my own if the only alternative is exploding. Except for a hotel, I can poop in a hotel.
I can also hold poots in public.
And if you weren't constipated, you'd feel even better.
*dittos Boo*
Dittos MM & Boo.
If I have to pee here at the office and there is someone in one of the stalls, I'll go back to my office and try again later.
The big question here is, "How do all of you non-poopers feel about others pooping while you are in the public restroom?"
I mean, it's usually obvious. You know when a person is in a stall and they aren't peeing, thus, they must be pooping, or trying to poop. And if you've come in, finished and washed your hands and they still aren't out of the stall? Yeah, they are pooping.
Does this make you feel disgusted?
LOL Kim.
If I get stuck having to have a pee while someone is already in another stall and I have a feeling they are taking a dump, I just hurry up with my business and leave them in peace. I don't feel disgusted, unless it stinks like hell.
Lol! I am very happy to live in a country that has indoor plumbing accessible to all. I use it as needed and whenever. I don't care what people are doing in the privacy of their own stall.
Exceptions:
-If somebody really makes a stink I will exit quickly.
-I am totally grossed out by people who leave without washing their hands, especially when I Know What They Have Done! To this day I will not eat in a Subway because I once saw (well, heard while in a mall restroom) a girl in Subway uniform take a ginormous crap, leave without washing, and casually return to the Subway place in the food court, where she was making sandwiches. *shivers* Those poor suckers eating there!
Groaners gross me out. Don't worry, if I'm pooping in the stall next to you, I won't groan, no matter how miserable I am. :-)
I saw the show and immediately thought of you.
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