Tuesday, August 23, 2005

*Rolls eyes*

Fine. I will update my blog. But I have nothing important to say.
I drank too much last night and I now have a headache and a bit of a belly ache.
My freaking tile guy better show up today. I'm sick of my floors being all cold and bare. brrrr.

I had fun partying last night. I got to hang out with Ken and Tammy and Gigi and Monica and Emma and Gina and Motto. Motto is this big Mexican dude who looks like George Lopez. I actually call him Georgelopez. All one word. "Can I get you a beer Georgelopez"
He calls me Blondewhitegirl.

Um........that's really all for now. I have otherwise been rather cranky and bitchy the past few days. More than normal. so I don't have much to post.

Oh, two other things.
Yesterday afternoon I made a pot of rice. Today it is missing. I wonder if I ate it when I was drunk last night.

and, do you believe in ghosts? Because I swear to you that yesterday when I was in the shower a ghost pinched me on my ass. It scared the hell out of me. I turned around and nobody else was in the shower. My hands were on my head washing my hair so I know that I did not pinch my own ass. Today? no ass pinching ghost.

22 Comments:

Blogger Glowie said...

*snort* That is funny. I want to meet Georgelopez. "blondewhitegirl" LOL. I'm going to start calling you that.

Thank you for the very exciting update. *smoooooooooch*

8/23/2005 9:56 AM  
Blogger Glowie said...

okay.

Rice? Yes, you ate it. Or you threw it away. Or you really didn't make it, it was a drunken dream.

Ghosts? Yes, I believe in ghosts. However, I think it was a spider that bit you on the ass in the shower. Check for spider bites.

8/23/2005 10:04 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

I was sober when I made the rice. I don't know where it went. The rice bowl was in the sink this morning.

No spider bites on my ass. I do ahve two red bite marks on my hand though.

8/23/2005 10:06 AM  
Blogger Schnookie said...

LOL at Georgelopez :-)

The pinch in the ass would have freaked me out. I've been in the bathroom and heard my name being whispered. I run into the living room to see if DH has called me but he's either not around or tells me he didn't call me. This has happened several times. *cue Twighlight Zone music*

8/23/2005 10:19 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

No, I don't believe in ghosts. *pinch*

8/23/2005 10:37 AM  
Blogger Breezy said...

*gigglesnort*

Voodoo dolls really do work!!!

8/23/2005 11:09 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Grrrrrrrrr.
Floor guy showed up today. He now says it will take 5 days. Fine. BUT!!!!! He says we need to replace 3 of our doors now because if we replace them afterwards, we will probably end up breaking some tiles. We were planning on replacing the doors later, not now. So there's extra $$$$ that we weren't planning on spending. *sigh*

8/23/2005 12:56 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

The rum disappeared the same way the rice did.

8/23/2005 2:37 PM  
Blogger Monstah said...

Granted I am the most tired on earth, but I read this blog entry twice now and it makes no sense.

8/23/2005 3:02 PM  
Blogger yvonne said...

You have to give it to Carey .... no one else on earth could combine a missing pot of rice, a ghostly pinch on the ass, and Motto who is called Georgelopez all in one post.

No one.

8/23/2005 3:26 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

That was a compliment, yes Augie?

Are you sure Doomie? I thought a saw a ballet shoe in the hallway.

8/24/2005 6:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe in ghosts. We had one in our old house, but not in this house. Although when we first moved in, I thought there was one in the attic. Turns out it was just birds.

Perhaps the pinch was the ghost's way of telling you that you make mighty fine rice.

I too have been in a bad mood lately, very short fuse.

8/24/2005 7:05 AM  
Blogger momma said...

Where has Michelle been through all of this? Did she eat the rice? Is it possible she pinched your ass and ran? Hmm?

8/24/2005 7:56 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

She has no idea about the rice.
As far as the ghost? She said I was nuts and rolled her eyes. She was downstairs when I got pinched.

8/24/2005 8:00 AM  
Blogger jenbeauty said...

you make me *smile*!

8/24/2005 8:02 AM  
Blogger Dweeze said...

Sorry. My bad about the rice and the pinch.

8/25/2005 10:10 AM  
Blogger Monstah said...

I am breaking up with you. (and your little Augie pal too.)

8/25/2005 1:40 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

You wouldn't be the first one this week, Monsty. *sigh*

8/25/2005 2:32 PM  
Blogger Coco said...

I would never dump you over a bowl of rice, Carey. Plus I wish I'd pinched your ass.

And *ahem* doesn't your list of cool people need updating?

8/25/2005 5:04 PM  
Blogger Bravie said...

Nutty? You ahve been added to the list of the elite.

Doomie? I am quite the drunk dialer. You shall receive a call. *grin*

8/25/2005 5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahem, what Nutty said.

8/26/2005 6:22 AM  
Blogger arkie said...

*pinches Carey's ass*

Update this thing already!

8/26/2005 10:03 AM  

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