*Rolls eyes*
Fine. I will update my blog. But I have nothing important to say.
I drank too much last night and I now have a headache and a bit of a belly ache.
My freaking tile guy better show up today. I'm sick of my floors being all cold and bare. brrrr.
I had fun partying last night. I got to hang out with Ken and Tammy and Gigi and Monica and Emma and Gina and Motto. Motto is this big Mexican dude who looks like George Lopez. I actually call him Georgelopez. All one word. "Can I get you a beer Georgelopez"
He calls me Blondewhitegirl.
Um........that's really all for now. I have otherwise been rather cranky and bitchy the past few days. More than normal. so I don't have much to post.
Oh, two other things.
Yesterday afternoon I made a pot of rice. Today it is missing. I wonder if I ate it when I was drunk last night.
and, do you believe in ghosts? Because I swear to you that yesterday when I was in the shower a ghost pinched me on my ass. It scared the hell out of me. I turned around and nobody else was in the shower. My hands were on my head washing my hair so I know that I did not pinch my own ass. Today? no ass pinching ghost.
I drank too much last night and I now have a headache and a bit of a belly ache.
My freaking tile guy better show up today. I'm sick of my floors being all cold and bare. brrrr.
I had fun partying last night. I got to hang out with Ken and Tammy and Gigi and Monica and Emma and Gina and Motto. Motto is this big Mexican dude who looks like George Lopez. I actually call him Georgelopez. All one word. "Can I get you a beer Georgelopez"
He calls me Blondewhitegirl.
Um........that's really all for now. I have otherwise been rather cranky and bitchy the past few days. More than normal. so I don't have much to post.
Oh, two other things.
Yesterday afternoon I made a pot of rice. Today it is missing. I wonder if I ate it when I was drunk last night.
and, do you believe in ghosts? Because I swear to you that yesterday when I was in the shower a ghost pinched me on my ass. It scared the hell out of me. I turned around and nobody else was in the shower. My hands were on my head washing my hair so I know that I did not pinch my own ass. Today? no ass pinching ghost.
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*snort* That is funny. I want to meet Georgelopez. "blondewhitegirl" LOL. I'm going to start calling you that.
Thank you for the very exciting update. *smoooooooooch*
okay.
Rice? Yes, you ate it. Or you threw it away. Or you really didn't make it, it was a drunken dream.
Ghosts? Yes, I believe in ghosts. However, I think it was a spider that bit you on the ass in the shower. Check for spider bites.
I was sober when I made the rice. I don't know where it went. The rice bowl was in the sink this morning.
No spider bites on my ass. I do ahve two red bite marks on my hand though.
LOL at Georgelopez :-)
The pinch in the ass would have freaked me out. I've been in the bathroom and heard my name being whispered. I run into the living room to see if DH has called me but he's either not around or tells me he didn't call me. This has happened several times. *cue Twighlight Zone music*
No, I don't believe in ghosts. *pinch*
*gigglesnort*
Voodoo dolls really do work!!!
Grrrrrrrrr.
Floor guy showed up today. He now says it will take 5 days. Fine. BUT!!!!! He says we need to replace 3 of our doors now because if we replace them afterwards, we will probably end up breaking some tiles. We were planning on replacing the doors later, not now. So there's extra $$$$ that we weren't planning on spending. *sigh*
The rum disappeared the same way the rice did.
Granted I am the most tired on earth, but I read this blog entry twice now and it makes no sense.
You have to give it to Carey .... no one else on earth could combine a missing pot of rice, a ghostly pinch on the ass, and Motto who is called Georgelopez all in one post.
No one.
That was a compliment, yes Augie?
Are you sure Doomie? I thought a saw a ballet shoe in the hallway.
I believe in ghosts. We had one in our old house, but not in this house. Although when we first moved in, I thought there was one in the attic. Turns out it was just birds.
Perhaps the pinch was the ghost's way of telling you that you make mighty fine rice.
I too have been in a bad mood lately, very short fuse.
Where has Michelle been through all of this? Did she eat the rice? Is it possible she pinched your ass and ran? Hmm?
She has no idea about the rice.
As far as the ghost? She said I was nuts and rolled her eyes. She was downstairs when I got pinched.
you make me *smile*!
Sorry. My bad about the rice and the pinch.
I am breaking up with you. (and your little Augie pal too.)
You wouldn't be the first one this week, Monsty. *sigh*
I would never dump you over a bowl of rice, Carey. Plus I wish I'd pinched your ass.
And *ahem* doesn't your list of cool people need updating?
Nutty? You ahve been added to the list of the elite.
Doomie? I am quite the drunk dialer. You shall receive a call. *grin*
Ahem, what Nutty said.
*pinches Carey's ass*
Update this thing already!
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