I'm bored
The two truths and a lie thread will inspire this one. All but one are the truth.
In high school I broke my finger by closing it in a car door. One week after it healed, I broke it again. The same way.
I got kicked out of the El Dorado casino in Reno when I was 21 for being too drunk.
I own 414 CD's and 233 DVD's.
I took acid and went to a Grateful Dead concert.
I once dated a fireman. We met when two friends and I jumped in front of his firetruck as it was slowly coming around the corner by my friend's house.
I once had a crush on a woman who was 5'1", weighed over 300 lbs and was into S&M.
I have slept with more men than I have women.
I dated an exotic dancer who went my the nickname of Gumby. *grin*
I have a foot fetish.
Hair, if not attached to the body, freaks me out. I can't touch it.
I once barfed on a guy when he leaned into the car window to kiss me.
I have less self esteem and confidence than the Elephant Man. (and he's dead)
I got pissed off one time because I thought a hotel had locked me out of my room. When I returned to my room from the front desk there was a security person standing at my room. It was not the room I had been trying to get into prior to calling security.
When I was 12 I pulled a t-shirt over my bathing suit when I was done swimming. I then took off the bathing suit top. When I went back to swim I had forgotten that I took off my bathing suit. So when I took off the t-shirt I was standing there nekkid on top. No, puberty was not fun for me.
I didn't know I was gay until I met Michelle.
In high school I broke my finger by closing it in a car door. One week after it healed, I broke it again. The same way.
I got kicked out of the El Dorado casino in Reno when I was 21 for being too drunk.
I own 414 CD's and 233 DVD's.
I took acid and went to a Grateful Dead concert.
I once dated a fireman. We met when two friends and I jumped in front of his firetruck as it was slowly coming around the corner by my friend's house.
I once had a crush on a woman who was 5'1", weighed over 300 lbs and was into S&M.
I have slept with more men than I have women.
I dated an exotic dancer who went my the nickname of Gumby. *grin*
I have a foot fetish.
Hair, if not attached to the body, freaks me out. I can't touch it.
I once barfed on a guy when he leaned into the car window to kiss me.
I have less self esteem and confidence than the Elephant Man. (and he's dead)
I got pissed off one time because I thought a hotel had locked me out of my room. When I returned to my room from the front desk there was a security person standing at my room. It was not the room I had been trying to get into prior to calling security.
When I was 12 I pulled a t-shirt over my bathing suit when I was done swimming. I then took off the bathing suit top. When I went back to swim I had forgotten that I took off my bathing suit. So when I took off the t-shirt I was standing there nekkid on top. No, puberty was not fun for me.
I didn't know I was gay until I met Michelle.
posted by Bravie at 4:14 PM
21 Comments:
Oh wow. Those are toughies. I know a few of them are true. The lie?... I'm going to say that you knew you were gay before you met Michelle.
Once time after I took acid at a Grateful Dead concert I met this 5'1", 300# stripper named Gumby who had a foot fetish and didn't realize she was a lesbian. We went to the El Dorado casino in Reno where I thought we got locked out of our room but instead it was the wrong room and then they kicked us out when she barfed on a fireman when he cut off all his hair after she got out of the pool without her top on.
And then she broke my finger.
LMAO. she broke your finger twice. HAH!!
Oh fuck. LOL Dweeze! That was hilarious!
Jen <----- would never be that clever
At least I didn't mention how she broke my finger...
That was you?
Yes it was. Did you ever find my ring?
LMAO at dweeze...
I would say you knew you were gay before Michelle.
A fireman...what were you thinking?!
The fireman was very yummy. Unfortunately he had morals and shit so I had to dump him. *grin*
Well, I'm going to go with the most tame one as the fib ... I don't think you took acid at a Greatful Dead concert LOL.
You've had some interesting experiences Carey :-)
LMAO at dweeze!
Trick question. They are all true.
Not a trick question. One is in fact not the truth. *grin*
I don't think I'm allowed to play. But wow. There was some stuff in there I didn't know.
lmao @ Dweeze
I know! I know!
And the last one is the lie.
How do I know? Because you told me how you met.
so pfffffft!
LMAO @ Dweeze
Oh...and the fireman? Mmmm...Yummy.
*sigh* So, was I right? When is the reveal? I don't have all day, ya know.
Crybaby. *grin*
the last one is the lie. I came out to my friend, Mikki D, when I was 17 years old.
She posted in Michelle's bday post and I am going to make her come back here and post some more.
LMAO @ Dweeze!
I *heart* Dweeze. And Gumby. And firemen (except for Eric on BB).
Hmmmm, did I forget anyone?
Um ......... hmmmmmm.
Oh yeah! I *heart* Michelle.
I knew that was the lie.
Oh, and I am waiting on you to update this blog. How much longer am I going to have to wait?
*snort*
Yeah, you better straighten up, young lady, cuz you don't want Glennie peering over your shoulder!
I love Glennie.
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