Official Announcement
I need to take this time to officially announce that one Green Monstah, AKA Monsty is now a Blue Peep of my blog.
To all: Please direct all concerns and complaints to Monsty the Blue Peep.
To Monsty: This does not give you the power to edit or stiffle me.
there will be weekly roundtable meetings every Monday. I expect Monsty to be there with her supplied clipboard and whistle. This will be an open forum. Open, meaning you can be there but Monsty always has the last word.
Thank you for your time.
To all: Please direct all concerns and complaints to Monsty the Blue Peep.
To Monsty: This does not give you the power to edit or stiffle me.
there will be weekly roundtable meetings every Monday. I expect Monsty to be there with her supplied clipboard and whistle. This will be an open forum. Open, meaning you can be there but Monsty always has the last word.
Thank you for your time.
posted by Bravie at 7:05 AM
40 Comments:
Umm...why is she a blue peep and not a green peep? After all, she's a green monstah.
I tried to suggest that to her but she keeps insisting on Blue. I told her long ago that I would prefer that she be a Green peep. She doesn't listen very well.
Oh, this is why you wanted me to bar her from posting on my blog. You want her all to yourself.
*glares at Carey*
Well, it's nearly noon already. Where's the whistle bloweing bluish-greenish peep?
*raises hand* What's stiffle? Is that like a whiffle ball? *grin*
*evil eye* to Breezy.
Okay, stifle, excuuuuuse me miss spelling Nazi.
Arkie, Yes, I want her all to myself. I need to feel special.
Momma, I have her out on a special assignment. It's secret and we can not discuss it yet.
This means we can't swear, right?
Fuck that shit. I'm going to find a new blog to play in. *stalks off*
CRAP!
Another place to gather warnings of bad behavior from.
Like I need that!
I don't know if I can comment here anymore, I have a clipboard phobia afterall, and I only like whistles when I get to hold them.
(whoever heard of a green blue?)
I thought this was gonna be a post about Green Day!
Hmmpf, no cursing??!! What about sex, cuz we gotta be able to talk about sex, right??!!
We can swear when Nathaniel isn't around.
We can ALWAYS talk about sex.
All warnings must first go through me. I'm not likely to give out too many.
*hops* What will you be giving out?
Punishment will be given out privately and will depend on the offense.
Can I have a whistle?
Hmmm... a blue peep you say. I hear they're delicious. What time will she be served;-P
*cstl*
Buggy, you may have whatever you would like. *smooch*
WoooHOO!
I'm gettin' a NEW CAR!
You can be my favorite today.
Can I be punished next?
*smooch*
Excuse me! What about the most important things - like drinks on Carey? Will the bluish greenish peep be handing out warnings for such occurences? And is Breezy going to be the Spelling Peep? And what's Buggy's official title? And what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Big *SPANK* for Arkie.
And a new car for Buggy.
Drinks are always on me for you, Momma.
There will be no penalties for this.
You? are the official drink lickerer. *smooch*
I? Would have been a great green peep...
Thank you, ma'am, may I have another? *wink*
Dweeze. With the new baby and all, I would bet that Monsty is going to need help. I say double the pleasure, double the fun and let's have two green peeps.
Arkie. Please yes, have another.
Dweeze? You can be the green peep of my blog. The pay sucks, but the hours are great, and I provide snacks and booze.
Deal?
And Carey? I've alerted one of your posts. Expect a warning from the green blue one (or is that blue green one?) shortly.
Unlimited drinks on Carey? Cool.
Now, I need a blue, no wait, green, no...maybe red..or purple...or or or....a COLORFUL peep on my blog!
***AUTOMATIC RESPONSE***
Hello, this is Monstah the Lead Green Blue Peep of this site. I am currently on paid maternity leave, however, your call is quasi important to me. Please direct all concerns to the interim Blue Green Peep: "Dweeze the dyed blue green ferret". If you need immediate assistance, it can only mean you are a pushy broad and press the "ctrl/alt/delete" on your keyboard. Thank you and have a monstah day.
(Sorry it took me so long to get here. Nathaniel is becoming OBSESSED with eating. He lost about a pound the last two weeks of my pregnancy due to low amniotic fluid. He was born 6 lbs. 7 ounces. He now weighs 8 lbs. 10 ounces after three weeks. I have been forced to supplement some formula. I cannot keep up feeding him.)
He can't feed himself yet? *sigh*
He is so needy. Doesn't he know that there is important green peep stuff that you need to attend to?
What about me? Can I have a job? Or a color?
You are the jello girl. Bring us jellow shots please.
Yay! I win. Jello shots, anyone?
I need a jello shot on Carey, please.
If they arrive in those cool tubes, they fit perfectly between my boobs. Just sayin.
whoa jello shots...am I on time or what?! Do they have vodka soaked cherries in them??
What about me? When is my feeding? And who is going to feed me? (Looks around for volunteers.) None of this formula carp, either.
Jello shots are sort of like food...
*lol* at Dweeze. *scritch* You know weasel, I am almost blogged about boiling nipples and at the end I was going to set up an over/under just pour toi.
Hey...you need to update this thing already!
I will update when Monsty tells me to update.
*spins in swivel, leather chair*
You may update.
I'm sure the phrase "boiling nipples" would get you site hits from some very interesting people.
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