On a lighter note
Michelle and I are taking our Mom's to Reno. Friday, 9am, 4 women on a road trip. If you're looking for me I will be at the Pai Gow poker tables. Why Pai Gow? Well, quite simply, I am a smoker and I don't like to socialize when I gamble. I want to drink my bloody mary or my beer, gamble and be left alone. Pai Gow is the game for me. Everyone is Asian so they smoke and none of them speak English so they won't be bugging me with stupid shit like "Oh, good hand" or "Where you from". Does it really matter where I am from? Don't bother me with your petty conversations: I'm drinking and gambling. *rolls eyes*
Michelle will be with my Mom at the craps table. That should be fun. My Mom is only 5' 1/2". Poor thing gets airbourne when trying to place a bet. *snort* Maybe she can sit on Michelle's shoulders. Michelle's a strong girl. Michelle on the other hand has tried to play craps a million times. She DOES.NOT.GET.IT. But God love her for trying. My mom swears she can teach this game to her. I learned craps at the age of 12. Problem is, well, there's that drinking thing again. I have found that it is best to remain sober while playing craps. And then there is that whole social thing. "Nice roll, where ya from" Piss off, I'm rolling the dice and gambling.
Michelle's om will be at a quarter slot. Until she gets low on money. Then she will move to a nickle slot. Now here's the kicker with the nickle slots and her Mom. She leaves the quarter slots, where it is $.75 per spin, because she is low on funds and goes to the nickles. The nickles, when you play the max bet is 45 nickles. Do the math. But she is only losing nickles. Oh, okay.
So, while I'm gone, be kind, play fair and most of all miss me. I'll be back on Monday.
Michelle will be with my Mom at the craps table. That should be fun. My Mom is only 5' 1/2". Poor thing gets airbourne when trying to place a bet. *snort* Maybe she can sit on Michelle's shoulders. Michelle's a strong girl. Michelle on the other hand has tried to play craps a million times. She DOES.NOT.GET.IT. But God love her for trying. My mom swears she can teach this game to her. I learned craps at the age of 12. Problem is, well, there's that drinking thing again. I have found that it is best to remain sober while playing craps. And then there is that whole social thing. "Nice roll, where ya from" Piss off, I'm rolling the dice and gambling.
Michelle's om will be at a quarter slot. Until she gets low on money. Then she will move to a nickle slot. Now here's the kicker with the nickle slots and her Mom. She leaves the quarter slots, where it is $.75 per spin, because she is low on funds and goes to the nickles. The nickles, when you play the max bet is 45 nickles. Do the math. But she is only losing nickles. Oh, okay.
So, while I'm gone, be kind, play fair and most of all miss me. I'll be back on Monday.
posted by Bravie at 3:06 PM
6 Comments:
Nice ass, where you from? *smooch*
Have fun sweetie, and remember, I will miss you mostest.
If you take me with you, I won't speak to you and I won't miss you.
Fair 'nuff?
You now know that you can never, ever take me to a casino, right? Because I will sit next to you, talk to you, touch you, ask you questions, look at you, etc., etc., etc.
*grin*
Don't listen to them *points up*. I will miss you the most.
*smooch*
pfffttt you know that I will miss you way more then them *points up* up there.
Sounds like Michelle's Mom and I would get along really well in the casino. *giggle* That's what I do. I'm not much of a gambler.
*smooch*
I will miss you Carey, but then again I will be camping, in a tent, with my mom...ugh!
*shoves all the losers out of her way* I will miss you most of all, Carebear. *grin*
Win us money!! Win! Win!
WWWWIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!
*swalt*
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