Doans backpain pills
Do not work. Not even with vodka. Just sayin.
posted by Bravie at 4:54 PM
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
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- Name: Bravie
- Location: California, United States
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102 Comments:
How long did you give the pills to work, before you decided they didn't?
*smooch*
About an hour?
hmmm, yeah, you probably should have started feeling some relief by then. I'm sorry. Looks like you're not going to be able to have birthday sex after all.
*smooch*
Oh wanna bet. I don't care how much pain I'm in. Birthday sex WILL be happening.
Uh huh. Instead of Oh, oh! you'll be saying OW! OW!
Hi girls. I'm bored. I'm at my mom's house doing laundry.
Carebear, did you take the whole bottle? That might work. *grin*
And what is this "sex" that you people keep talking about? *sigh*
I have to type in my username and password every time I make a comment on this stupid computer. How fucking irritating.
No one here to play with me? *pout*
But I'm sooooo boooooored.
I tried to start making my pumpkins, but this program that my mom has is crap. I can't get it to do what I want. *sigh*
Laundry night, sweetie? *smooch*
Yep, tomorrow is my birthday. I'll be 22. *grin*
Yup. I have 1 more load to do. *sigh*
Oh, and who is Kahn at your office? He/She has your prezzies! *grin*
And who is Sonya? Hi, whoever you are.
22? Bwahahahah! Oh, that's funny. *gigglesnort*
*smooch*
It's Kahm. That's her last name, she is the receptionist. It must have come in after I left. I left early today. *sigh*
Sonya is Momma's friend. You better take a leap over to Momma's blog.
*evil eye* Fine, ya ass, I'll be 25.
UPS says it was delivered at 2:23. Oh well. You'll get it on your b-day. I hope it will make you feel better. *smooch*
Oh, okey doke. I'll head over there and say hi.
25 is a good age. *grin*
I left around 2pm today. Couldn't concentrate. *smooch*
I'm sure it will cheer me up.
Somebody must have been banned over there. I had to re sign in. Whew, it wasn't me.
If the card doesn't cheer you up, then I don't know you at all.
(I'm really making a big deal over this card. I hope I'm not hyping it too much. Heh.)
And we're supposed to concentrate at work? News to me. *grin*
25. Yeah, OK. That's why Michelle had to use the "old people" cream on you.
I think I might know who got banned. Check the Help forum. I don't know why, though.
Banned? Who was banned? Someone tell me!
Anyway, sorry about your back, you sweet young thing, you. Maybe you should spend less time on it? :D
Went to the help forum and Yep. I believe they were banned.
Sonya? Me likey you. *grin*
Jen? This better be one spectacular card. *giggle*
Coco? I think the problem is NOT enough time on it. One can never spend too much time on their back. *grin*
Oh, fer heck.
Carey, will you pppppleasse PM me with the bannee?
*begging on bended knee*
Femme_sacre is the name she used in the help forum.
My guess is that she is from the Starting Over forum. That's where most of the bolts seem to be coming from these days.
Been to that forum? *snort* It makes AI forum look like a finely tuned machine.
the fuck? What on earth were you doing with OTC medications? Have you learned NOTHING from your time on OT?Are you still one of the lost? The misguided? Misto and I have tried to spread the word and way--lortab, mepregan and vicodan are the holy trinity of pain relief. Anything less is blasphemy. Say three "sonofabitches this shit hurts" and get thee to a pharmacy.
Silly, silly child.
A kimmah sighting? *faint*
Thanks, Carey. I feel better now.
I'm staying away from the SO forums. They scare me.
That was kind of exciting. If I take Doans again, will you repeat that?
FTR" I'm allergic to all things prescription. ALL of it. No codeine, no Naprosyn, No Vicodan, no good drugs for me. I end up very very ill. *pout*
I miss Misto. *pout*
If she ever showed up in my blog I was simply pee myself.
Um. Femme is/was a regular poster on OT. She's been around forever. She's Asrai's sister. I don't think she would be banned, but who knows.
Methinks I'm going to bed now. Gots to get up early to go to my car appt. *sigh*
*smooches* everyone! Have a good night!
(Carebear? special I wuv u hugs from me.)
I don't think it was Femme. The person in help was Femme_sacre.
(thanks, sweetie. I appreciate it)
*runs through with noisemakers*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*stumbles back to bed* Hey, it's after midnight here. :)
We've got another 40 minutes here...
How ya doing Carey? So sorry you're hurting. *smooch*
How about I give you a massage for your birthday? :D
I sure hope it wasn't Femme.
Oh yeah and Happy Birthday ya old fart. pffffttt 25 pffffftttt
*giggle*
Yay! Happy Birthday, baby. *smoooooooooch*
How's your back? I hope it feels better. *smoooooooooooooch*
I love you big, fucker.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Carey and her weiner, happy birthday to you!
*Singing*
It wouldn't be Femme. She wouldn't go to the help forum. She's been here long enough to know what it means when your account has been deactivated.
*evil eye to Breezy*
*smooch* to my lovely Glow. You? know how to treat a girl. *grin*
Sonya? I'm really liking you. Thank you for mentioning my weiner. *grin*
Happy Birthday!!!
...you old fart! *wink*
*smooch*
*flash*
*poot*
I haven't been here long at all. You account can be deactivated?
*puzzled*
Not here sweetie. Over there. The other place where we all originally met.
Thanks for clarifying, momma! I was lost. I guess those old blonde streaks were coming through.
*smiles*
Although, Monsty and Dweeze do moderate here on occasion and can ban people from my blog. *grin*
Happy Birfday Carey!
I hope you have a wonderful day with lots of presents and back-pain free sex! Yay!
And can someone please tell me what I missed in the help forum? I looked but can't find! *sniffle* I miss all the good stuff.
*birthday fart*
Happy Birthday!
What about 4 Advil and some beer. Works for dh most of the time. I don't think Doans works for him either.
Of course I missed the banning stuff, as usual.
Happy Birthday Carey! So sorry that your back is still hurting.
:-(
I alwasy swoon when Tkitten visits me. *grin*
I've been taking 800 Motrin. It is feeling a little better.
Femme_sacre posted in the help forum that she tried to sign in and her account says deactivated and she wanted to know why. It is pure guess that she is from the S.O. forum though.
Plenty from that forum are getting banned.
Happy Birthday, Carey!
I have no advice on the back pain thing, just a wish that it feels better soon. (I am pretty adverse to most medications, thus I just tough things out. It's stupid - but it works for me.)
Hey blurker. *grin* Thanks for the birthday wishes. *smooch*
800 motrin is a fair substitute when you can't take the real deal.
you know, if you pee yourself, you'll smell like buggy and supes.
i'm at home--i left work to run an errand and now i'm avoiding going back. i'm such a rebel.
oops--meant to wave to coco.
Hope the back gets feeling better - if you need anyone roughed up, let me know. Except for Augie. She claimed me first.
*wiggle, wiggle, shake, shake*
My head is spinning. Are yall trying to get me drunk? Just cuz its Carey's b-day and I'm the newcomer no reason to take advantage of me and try to get me drunk.
*room spins*
*waves* Jen, Sorry just seen your message while my was spinning around.
Wow! *nervous* Did I scare everyone off? *looks around*
I made them leave so I could have a private showing.
Waves to Kimmah and Dweeze.
*giggles*
*hicups*
Excuse me.
Don't stop dancing. Go woman!!! dance for me.
*wiggle, wiggle, shake, shake, do the robot*
Happy Barfday Carey...oh wait, birthday.
and Jen, S & I would be more than happy to explain the whole *sex* thing to you. See first there was this bird and I dont know what the fuck that's got to do with the bees...but they started getting it on and for such a small bee, it had a HUGE stinger. Oddly enough though, the bird didn't mind being stung, it loved it and would cry out for more each time the bee poked it with it's stinger.
9 months later, some lady down the street had a baby. Hope that helps.
*smooch* *poke*
*pushes Sonya out of the way and strips for Carey*
*grabs pole and pole dances*
Ouch!
*sonya tries to get up* That hurt.
*sonya starts dirty dancing with mm*
Take it off, take it off, take it off..
*wipes forehead*
It gettin' hot in here!
*smiles*
*nervous*
Hope your other half doesn't get angry with me. I'm just foolin' around for your b-day. It is all in good, innocent fun.
*evil grins*
*disappointed*
I have to take a quick break from dancing. 1. I'm to fat and out of shape and 2. my boss wants me to do some work, I think. Can you believe that?
*signs*
LOL. Thanks for the explanation Steve. I think I get it now. The woman down the street is a nasty whore. That was the moral of the story, right?
This Sonya chick sure like to part-ay! I think she'll fit in just fine. *grin*
*grabs Jen and starts to dance*
*sneaks away from work for a minute*
Just got an old funny I wanted to share:
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo
clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that
one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh, shit!'
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted."
*sneaks out*
Swoop! (carey's gonna kill me, maybe if I shake my ass on the dance floor she'll forgive me)
*shakes ass*
*walks in*
*BOOM <-slides Jen over with fat hips shakin' back and forth*
*hits the floor and does the centipede*
*gets up, walks out*
*sneaks a look back in at Jen to see is she is back in the middle of the floor shakin' her ass*
Tits and ass will always make me forgive any woman for anything.
T&A....better than chocolate!
*smiles*
Dood, this Sonya chick is violent, too!
*rubs ass* (Mine, not hers.)
Carey doesn't like chocolate. She's Krazy.
Then T&A is definitely better than chocalote to her. *laughs* Sorry, Jen, I guess I had to many drinks.
*hicups*
Excuse me.
I like chocolate pudding though. Just sayin. *grin*
Carey,
How much longer until you are dressing up for Michelle or are you going to dinner?
*smiles*
In exactly four hours I am jumping in the shower, putting on my cute new little "outfit" and will be waiting for her. *grin*
She's bringing home cajun food for dinner but it will have to wait 4 or 5 minutes.
4 or 5 minutes? *snort*
Oh, and Carebear? that's not chocolate pudding. Arkie had an accident. (she's gone, right? *snicker*)(and yes, I know I already used this joke, but I like it)
Are you posting pics of your special b-day evening? *thinking-damm, did I really write that*
*shrugs and smiles*
Yes, I'm a horndog.
*flashes*
Things are getting out of hand. Do I need to take the new girl out back behind the A&P and give her some punishment?
Yes Dweeze. And you should take me with you to supervise.
And Jen too, because she reuses lame jokes. *giggle*
*raises eyebrow*
Like whips and chains?
*devilish smile*
Oh, Jen, Carey and I.
Dweeze, gets a threesome.
*smiles and jumps up and down*
I'm not sure if Dweeze approves of girl on girl action. *snort*
Well, I'm in a guy/girl relationship, but doesn't mean I don't like me some boobies. LOL!
*smiles*
Lame? LAME?! *runs out of blog crying, straight into Dweeze's arms* *grin*
I thought Jen's joke was cute. Poor Jen. Her feelers are hurt. Carey, you may need to find a way to make up.
*smiles*
My feelers? What am I? A frickin cockroach?
Feelers is another word we use for feelings. It is a term of enderment.
*smiles*
I introduce Sonya to you all and now Dweeze is trying to steal her.
Hmph.
Heehee. I just like being a bitch. You'll get used to it. Thanks for sticking up for me! *smooch*
It takes one to know one, so I understand.
*grins*
Momma, I have been missing you today.
*sad*
That just leaves more love for the two of us, Momma. *grin*
True :)
I actually had to work today. *pout*
Well all. Thanks for playing with me on my birthday. I'll be gone for the next few hours.
WOOOOOOOO FUCKING HOOOOOOOOO. Literally.
Have a great night all. And *smoooooches* to all my lovely friends.
I love you guys.
Enjoy your b-day, prolly be blogging later. Give Michelle many smooches.
*grins and hugs*
Have a great night Carey! *smooches*
Dayum! I missed one heck of a par-tay!!!
Have a good night Carey! *wink*
Jen? I saw that. You are on my list!
Whoo..baby, have a great night.
*smooch*
I miss all the fun stuff. But I do want to hear more about these feelers of Jen's.
*waits*
Soooooo? We have all been waiting...how was the b-day?
*eye brows raised*
Is Sonya one of my invisible friends from that other place? Will someone clue me in on who Sonya is?
And has anyone pointed Ginger toward the blog world? Or at the very least pointed her toward the new and improved sumaries?
(Hi Kim!)
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