Do your thing bloggers
I've been in a great mood for the past few days. For those who don't really know me that well, I mean really know me, that is a big thing. My great moods are far and few between. I have good moods but not great moods. Well, this morning I woke up and my boobs were sore and I had a bit of a headache and i was feeling a bit cranky. PMS!!! Why does it have to come in the middle of an up-spell. Hardly seems fair. I was all set for a bitter and cranky day until Glowie ruined that with her niceness and shout outs and playful mood. Then I was all happy again. Damn her. *grin*
So keep me up people. Tell me something funny. Give me a funny story or an embarrassing story about yourself or something that will keep me giggling for at least a couple of more days.
Please?
So keep me up people. Tell me something funny. Give me a funny story or an embarrassing story about yourself or something that will keep me giggling for at least a couple of more days.
Please?
posted by Bravie at 4:18 PM
48 Comments:
Well, I know a story about a woman who can't recognize a real sheep from a fake sheep. It's pretty funny, but you really had to be there...
*snort* Okay, that made me laugh out loud and then made me continue to giggle for a couple of minutes too. Thanks HD. That's gonna be a difficult one to beat.
*runs off to HD's blog now that he is back*
I can't top HD's story.
OK, I can't top HD's story, because really, who is *that* dumb??
But, here is why my mother should NOT wear thongs;
1. She is my *mother*.
2. She got up to go to the bathroom one night and as she started peeing, realized she forgot to pull her thong down. Apparently, she assumed because her butt cheeks felt the cold seat, she assumed she was safe to go, forgetting what undies she had on. That is highly embarrassing for me to know about, much less admit.
3. She is my mother.
4. She is my mother.
I'm not your little monkey. I'm not here to perform for you.
Unless Nookah whips out the accordian. Then? I will tap dance for you.
One time...
ummm, no sorry, that's not funny.
I know!!!
When I was a kid...
wait, that's not funny either.
Hmmm... maybe this...
Several years ago...
Dang that's not funny either.
Sorry! I don't have anything funny. *pout*
I do have bunches of {{{hugs}}} & *smooches* for you, though!
*snort* at mm's story. Me, not so funny, tired and wore out maybe, funny no. *grin*
I am not funny today...I sort of feel "rode hard and put up wet" butt that is the story of my life. AAAAHHHHH!
We are expecting snow this weekend as well.
This morning I had no coffee at home. Thank goodness stupid office boy got the hint when I threw the coffee can at him last week and we had coffee here this morning.
But I still have a headache and I now have cramps. *pout*
HD still is making me laugh though.
Well that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. /sarcasm
*sticks tongue out at Jen*
*snort* Momma has the right idea. *giggle*
I am mad that I am out of the Survivor pool. Really mad. And I blame you, since you assigned the names. *sticks out tongue*
OH! This one time. At band camp....
I know. I hate my timestamp. grrrrr.
Your timestamp is wacko.
I have nothing funny to say right now. I'll be back.
*does a Friday break dance through Carey's blog*
Would a Friends quote cheer you up?
"I've moved on to Phase 4, where I don't want to have a relationship ever again. I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!"
(It's not exact. I'm off my game this morning.)
{your twins voice}
I don't know why you get so many headaches. Why do you do that?
{/your twins voice}
I have cooties. Want some?
Now I'm thinking of the Cheesecake episode. Which I think is one of my favorites.
*puts up barrier between me and Breezy* Keep your germs away.
One time there was this chemist and people thought she was all smart and stuff. They even had links saying "Brainy" and such.
Anyhow she forgot her keys and had to sit on the cold, cold cold porch waiting for her super smart husband to come home and she couldn't call him because he hadn't recharged his phone.
So she was cold and bored.
The next day she did the EXACT SAME THING.
Then she realised (the day after locking herself out of the house twice) she had her keys with her the second time.
And has anyone seen my cell phone charger or bank card?
Myogi Chin stole them all.
*blows snot all over*
svorry? thfese tfisshues, jusf aren'f cuffing id.
*sprays Lysol all over my blog*
*cootiepoot*
Sure, come in here and poot when you can't smell anything. GAG.
*snorfle* smells like roses... or snot
What the fuck kind of roses are they growing in Michigan. *holds nose*
I said or ssssnot. *grin*
Michigan snot is icky too. *still holds nose*
So, what are we eating?
*pulls fork out of coat pocket*
I just went out to lunch with my mom and our waiter was way cute. *sigh*
He had a scar on his cheek just like Joshua. Mmmmm. I wanted him.
I have a stump for Tiny. *snort*
ROFLMAO
I have a two foot Capt. Spaulding doll. *giggle*
So did you get his number, Jen?
Yup! I told him I'd like to call him for a good time, iykwim. *wink wink nudge nudge*
(and if you believe that, let me tell you about this fabulous new sales opportunity!)
Tiny is much better looking than Star Jones. Hell, Capt. Spaulding is better looking than Star Jones.
Cool Jen, so when is the date? *grin*
I wish I could tell you my funny story, but there is a remote chance Chris could see this. It's about him, so I can't tell. I emailed Nookie about it earlier today because I had to tell someone. So maybe I will email you.
We set it up for the day after hell freezes over. I'm really looking forward to it!
Oh, and Weltek can email me, too. *grin*
Jen <--- gossip lover
I got it right this time! Yay me!
And this other time....at another band camp....
See, now that it's built up you'll be disappointed in my story. Won't they carey?
No, they won't. I thought it was cute and funny.
Hi Tiny!
I had a date with your cousin, Itsy.
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