Knockers' fans buy her cakes
I've been reading the Meme that is circling out there and they are cracking me up. I wasn't really going to do one but I got bored and I did. *snort*
I found out some very interesting things.
I did it for the names "Bravie", "Carey" and "Knockers". I'm not sure which one cracked me up more.
Bravie Needs: Not one damn thing. 262 Google entries and not one said "Bravie needs".
Carey Needs:
1. More sex partners (Michelle might not appreciate that)
2. A Bib (probably related to #1)
3. A better Brazilian (hell yeah if I'm gonna be having all that sex)
4. To call her stylist (duh)
5. A plucky female sidekick *snort*
Knockers Needs:
1. Spring (huh?, I like summer)
2. A Wife (I got me one of those)
3-560,000 were related to porn
560,001. (not a need but this is my favorite) Knockers' fans buy her all kinds of cakes, which she keeps in a shoe rack so that she can throw some against the wall whenever she needs to.
silence
blank stare
I found out some very interesting things.
I did it for the names "Bravie", "Carey" and "Knockers". I'm not sure which one cracked me up more.
Bravie Needs: Not one damn thing. 262 Google entries and not one said "Bravie needs".
Carey Needs:
1. More sex partners (Michelle might not appreciate that)
2. A Bib (probably related to #1)
3. A better Brazilian (hell yeah if I'm gonna be having all that sex)
4. To call her stylist (duh)
5. A plucky female sidekick *snort*
Knockers Needs:
1. Spring (huh?, I like summer)
2. A Wife (I got me one of those)
3-560,000 were related to porn
560,001. (not a need but this is my favorite) Knockers' fans buy her all kinds of cakes, which she keeps in a shoe rack so that she can throw some against the wall whenever she needs to.
silence
blank stare
posted by Bravie at 6:36 PM
18 Comments:
*buys cake for Knockers*
*waves "I *heart* Knockers" pennant*
*applies for "Plucky Female Sidekick" position*
I thought Monsty was your plucky female sidekick?
*grin*
I like that. I am her lesbian sidekick and she is my plucky female sidekick. We could get t-shirts that read "I'm with lesbian sidekick" and "I'm with plucky female sidekick"
Bravie needs to stop making me *giggle* so hard.
Monsty is definitely your plucky female sidekick.
Why would you keep cakes in a shoe rack? *head tilt*
If I kept the cakes on a plate, the bottom of the cake would not get proper air circulation. On the shoe rack, they get an even distribution of air. I thought that was common knowledge.
Mmmmmm, cake...
That one was indeed my favorite! I undertsand the shoe rack, but why do you throw the cake against the wall?
Are you calling Monsty fat?
Do your cakes smell like feet?
*munches on cake*
blank stare
1. More sex partners (Michelle might not appreciate that)
2. A Bib (probably related to #1)
This made me snort...maybe because I need one too.
Were you able to sleep last night, or did your coffee binge keep you up? :-)
Carey needs some decaf.
*wipes Coke off monitor*
*laughs again*
*makes note on grocery list to buy Knockers a cake*
Will a cupcake do? There is a gum drop on top that makes it look vaguely nipplish.
I did have trouble falling asleep yesterday. *grin*
Nippledge will work, SS. But I won't be throwing it against a wall. I know how to treat a nipple properly.
*snort*
I want cake!
I want cheesecake!
*licks frosting off wall*
*shakes head*
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