The truth about Boston

First off, that cone that Monsty mentioned did not look at me funny. It kicked me in the shin. Any reasonable Lesbian Sidekick would have lost their cool. And she isn't kidding about putting down the hanky. As a matter of fact, Miss Monsty upper crust, put a hanky down everywhere that she sat. She even brought more than one so that she could line the public toilets with them.
I have never seen anyone bring their fine linen napkins complete with napkin rings to a cafe until I met Monsty. She even brought mongrammed linen. See the picture? I have proof. So she can deny deny deny, all she wants.
We then walked the streets of Boston in search of every Starbucks in town. Funny how in 7 of the ones we went to, Monsty's picture was up and labled "Customer of the month". They also had the Monsty special in her honor. That? is why I ordered the leprechaun latte.
And yes, we did see a Chinese midget. He was working on the side of the road near Fenway and we both deeply regret not getting his picture. *snort*
I'm not even going to address her lies about me ignoring Allstah. How could I ignore him when she kept leaving him alone with me while she went to the restroom to check her hair. *rolls eyes* She kids not about Brushie. I met Brushie. I was allowed to smell Brushie but not touch. Some people.
It was at yet another Starbucks that I got to meet Mr. Monstah. Monsty introduced me by saying "Mr Monsty, this is my lsesbian sidekick, Carey" *snort* Mr. Monsty has a wonderfully playful smile and I liked him before he even got out of the car because he got annoyed with some moron who was blocking his parking space. He then told Monsty not to worry about Allstah because he was going to Home Depot and then going home to build coop for Allstah. He said that he would put Allstah in his mini wax jacket and let him play with Grove and Hoppy. Fine parenting if you ask me. Actually, it was at this Starbucks that one of my favorite moments occured. It was a moment of Mother/Child bonding that made me admire Monsty as a Mother. Both she and Allstah had beautifully blissful smiles on their faces.
We then drove back into Boston. We almost didn't make it there though because Monsty is a very unsafe driver. She sat through green lights (probably admiring their color and thinking that being a greenmonstah that the lights were inspired by her) she tried to rearend a couple of people, it was just unsafe driving by all standards. Once there, I insisted that she park the car so that we could walk. I had enough driving excitement already.
Note to peeps: One should always clear off old pictures that might be left on the camera from prior events. *blush* That's all I'm saying about that.
We then went into the heart of the North End. AKA Italian town. Monsty isn't kidding when she says that she "knows people". Everywhere we went, she mentioned her Uncle Vito and we got the best seats and service. But don't think that she doesn't have her lesbian side. At one coffee house she insisted, INSISTED on ordering for me. She was all tough and take charge and it was oddly attractive.
We then went to dinner where she once again mentioned Uncle Vito and his "people". And again, we got the best seat in the house, window seat. Personally, I enjoyed the meal but Monsty had an issue with me getting couscous instead of spaghetti-O's as a side dish. *rolls eyes*.
After dinner, we drove around and I got a wonderful tour from the Cambridge side. Boston has one of the most beautiful skylines I have ever seen in my entire life.
All kidding aside, Monsty was an absolute joy to be with. And what in reality was 11 hours, in my mind seemed like only 11 minutes. I didn't want the day to end because she was just so much fun to be with. I thought I loved Monsty before but after meeting her, my love for her just intensified by at least 100. She is everything that she is online but so much more and so much better. There is no doubt in my mind that I have a sistah for life in Monsty.
*smooches* to Monsty to being a part of and the reason behind one of the best days of my life.

Blogger isn't letting me post pictures at this time. *pout*