Randomness
My eyes are burning and I don't know why. Probably a tumor.
My stomach is so sunburned that I think I will fry tonight's dinner on it. I took a picture to post, but the color didn't come out and it doesn't look burned. Believe me, it is. Waaaaah.
I like broccoli. I steamed some for dinner tonight.
I don't think I will need to amputate my toe. It will probably heal. Did I mention that I walked into a sliding glass dooor track this weekend and broke my toe? I took a picture of it but it doesn't look as bad as it really is.
I'm craving a bbq chicken. The whole chicken. Minus the head and the feet and the feathers. Maybe I'm just craving bbq sauce. I'll go eat a bottle and see if my craving goes away.
I'm going to Boston in 11 days.
I have to power walk tonight after dinner without a bra. The bra hurts the sunburn. I guess I can play hacky sack with my boobs while walking and it will be like two excercises in one.
I am lazy and if I had the money, I would get lyposuction instead of being on a diet. I'm shallow like that. I'd have my boobs raised a bit too.
I think that as of today, I am diagnosing myself as clinically insane.
Do you have some randoms?
My stomach is so sunburned that I think I will fry tonight's dinner on it. I took a picture to post, but the color didn't come out and it doesn't look burned. Believe me, it is. Waaaaah.
I like broccoli. I steamed some for dinner tonight.
I don't think I will need to amputate my toe. It will probably heal. Did I mention that I walked into a sliding glass dooor track this weekend and broke my toe? I took a picture of it but it doesn't look as bad as it really is.
I'm craving a bbq chicken. The whole chicken. Minus the head and the feet and the feathers. Maybe I'm just craving bbq sauce. I'll go eat a bottle and see if my craving goes away.
I'm going to Boston in 11 days.
I have to power walk tonight after dinner without a bra. The bra hurts the sunburn. I guess I can play hacky sack with my boobs while walking and it will be like two excercises in one.
I am lazy and if I had the money, I would get lyposuction instead of being on a diet. I'm shallow like that. I'd have my boobs raised a bit too.
I think that as of today, I am diagnosing myself as clinically insane.
Do you have some randoms?
posted by Bravie at 4:55 PM
70 Comments:
I had my hair colored and highlighted in the dark. The salon lost power. I sure hope it looks ok.
I bought two new scented pens at Walgreens just now.
Um Breezy? I think she missed a spot.
What flavor are they scented, MM?
Umm, Sensuality and Wellness?
(red and green)
LOL. I was so excited about posting my randoms, I didn't read your's first. You? Are definitely a whack job.
P.S. I wouldn't lift my boobs yet, just the nipples. :)
How was the bbq sauce? :-)
And I agree with MM...you are a whack job. But! You're my whack job and I loves ya tons.
Funny how nothing looks as bad in pictures as it really is, huh?
I'm sunburned again too. I feel your pain. Bras suck. *pout*
Ack! Where!?!?!?! *spins head around*
I know there is no arguing that I am a whack job. My parents wanted to name me that.
*sits with Glowie*<--not touching though because that would hurt our burns.
Right there, Breezy. *points to gray streaks*
No BBQ sauce, Augie. We didn't have any in the fridge like I thought.
I've got nothing. I'm a blank slate. Maybe I'll come back later with some randoms.
*holds Carey's boobs up high so she can see what they'd look like*
MM? Just the nipples? *puzzled*
I have no sunburn. Just some golden browness.
I just bought a bunch of new sports shirts, including a really pretty red one. It's probably the color of your tummy.
I could go for some bbq chicken right now myself. Mmmmmmm.
I forgot a really good random yesterday. We bought Conner a big boy bed, and last night he slept in it with no problem.
I think you should cut your toe off.
I'm just envious that you can expose your tummy for suntanning. My bathing suit days are over.
I was listening to the local morning show on the radio on my drive into work this morning and had a good chuckle. They have this thing called the "fu line" where people call in and rant about something or someone. They always give a big "F-U" which is, of course, bleeped out.
Anyhoo, one guy called in to tell his GF F-U for wearing a bikini. He told her that she's been eating too much fast food and she looks like a busted open can of biscuits. I LMAO because I can just picture it. *giggle*
Ouchy on the broken toe. I know how much that hurts as I've done it before. In fact, I toured San Fran with a broken toe.
I'm also craving chicken, but not bbq chicken. I don't really like bbq sauce. All I want is some roasted chicken with mashed potatoes. LOL at drinking a bottle of bbq sauce. *blech*
I truly believe that even if I had the money, would never have any plastic surgery done. I've seen the shows on tv that show liposuction. One of the grossest things evah!
YAY on your Boston trip!!! I'm soooooooooooooo gellus!!
*SNORT* at the hacky sack boobies. You can envy me ... I can run without wearing a bra and I wouldn't cause any injuries.
Nookie <---- boobies may be small but always perky
Open can of biscuits. *snort* I like that. *giggle*
You can substitute lipo for a diet? *makes appointment*
How far down does the burn go? Can you fasten your pants? If you wear really really low slung pants for the power walk maybe no one will notice the hacky-sack boobs.
My randoms:
Today I have to spray paint 80 linear feet of galvanized pipe to a bright copper color.
I let my tree trimmer guy dump a whole truck load of mulch in my driveway. Way too much, but it was free, and most of it was cedar! Now I have to mulch everything that grows.
I want more bird houses.
My daughter's BF's hair is longer than mine. Today it looks shinier too.
The lazy bastard is playing some computer game on our other computer to kill time while DD is in Spanish class. I may ask him to "help" with the mulch. And by help I mean I supervise and he works.
MMM, bbq sauce. We grilled chicken breasts, legs & wings over the campfire last weekend with bbq sauce. However, I do not think the bottle of BBQ sauce would go well with your broccoli. I suggest you add actual chicken.
*looks sympathetically at Carey's toe and tummy* A hug is probably not what your sunburn needs.
One of my good employees is on an interview for another job right now. Pray to the Almighty above that she doesn't get it. *crosses fingers and toes*
I am totally in love with Bear. He is happiest when you let him sit on your lap. All 93.4 pounds of him.
I am very burnt.
On a sad note, I am selling my sailboat.
MM found scented pens. I like blueberry and cinnamon. I like to sniff them during the day.
Randomness -
I'm tired.
I'm broke.
Both of my cars are broken.
I need to do some work instead of being here.
I bought a new ring in Colorado and I have it on. It's beautiful.
My Dbf's bossy sister is coming to visit next week and I have a lot of house cleaning to do.
I would do surgery any day before exercising, if I could afford it.
My oobies would knock me out if I power walked without a bra.
Shut up about Boston already!
Sunburns suck!
My Dbf ate okra on vacation. icky!
Ok, my randomness:
I burned my arm on the hot part of the pressure washer a couple of weeks ago. Right below the other two burn scars from the oven. I think I need to wear something on that arm whenever I do something. It's looking pretty bad.
Nick slept with me on the bed all last night. *thumbs her nose at all the nay-sayers*
It has been exactly 4 days since I've had to clean up any puke/crap/piss (other than scooping the litter box and Nick's poop). YAY!
Luckily I was wearing boyshorts so the burn only goes down that far. Most of my jeans are low rise so I am able to wear my jeans.
bbq sauce on broccoli is actually rather tasty. Bbq sauce on almost anything is tasty. :)
I think that Kim is the reason that I am craving the bbq sauce. I will blame Kim. :)
Oh no, TK. :(
I'm sorry that you have to sell the boat. *hugs*
And I am right now sending terrible vibes to the interview. *evil glare at good employee*
Swami, is there enough mulch to hide the body of lazy boy?
Ooooh, lucky you, Nooks. Four days without cleaning up puke is like Christmas at my house.
*smooches Nookie's booboo*
Oh yeah, my house is being filmed this friday for our "virtual tour". We are also having our first open house this weekend. I have to find some place to take 5 cats and 1 dog for 3 hours. We are thinking of bringing them to the office. *groan*
Nookie, will your house be listed in the MLS listings in the paper? I want to take a virtual tour of your house. :)
Awwwwwwwww t-kit, so sorry to hear about your boat. :-(
I'm happy to hear that you are in love with Bear. We need an update on that situation ... STAT!
Yes it's listed on two places.
I'll send you the link when it's done.
LMAO @ the open can of biscuits!
OK, some randoms:
I burned my hand on the toaster oven yesterday. Right between my thumb & pointer.
I have been wearing my grandma's emerald ring since her birthday on May 6th. Since she passed away in 2001, it has been safe in my jewelry box. It is the one thing I have from her.
I have never used a power washer.
I do not actually like Charmin. I use Scott.
I'm hungry.
You guys are silly. :)
I don't like Charmin either, Nutz. It leaves what we call "kitty litter"
Cottonelle is my favorite. It leaves no lint and is very absorbant.
Hey, why didn't Lasann's post show before?
Wanna go jogging, Lasann? ;-)
*raises hand* I'm another one that doesn't like the "kitty litter" Charmin.
I think the brand I buy is called Angel Soft. Not sure.
I'm the pressure washer queen. I insisted we buy one so now I'm the one that uses it. I did our driveway a couple of months ago and did the deck a couple of weekend ago. Hard work but very satisfying. I'm especially proud to say that I was finally able to start the thing myself.
Exactly! Charmin leaves tp lint in places we don't want it. *grin*
Lasann may have been typing before you and it took her longer, that's why it showed up first.
Nookie! You wanna come pressure wash my house? Please? *bats eyelashes*
Oh, pressure-washing houses is TOUGH! I can't reach the top and am afraid of heights so DH usually does the house. I'll send DH to your place *grin*
Woo hoo! Mr. Nookie is coming for a visit!
*puts on coffee*
*waits*
WAIT!!!! Is pressure washing code for something else?
Could be Carey ... could be *wink wink*
I was told it was all code. ;-)
*checks handbook*
Yep, it's code but the next page with the description has been torn out. Who ripped out pages in my handbook? *glares*
Well, now that I know the title of the handbook... *evil grin*
Now I may have to kill you. *grin*
Ack!
*shaking in my shoes*
*runs*
I hate kitty liter tp. When you have a shaved hoochie it tends to stick to the little growing in hairs.
(My random overshare.)
Ack!! I don't shave that far. I did a couple of times and I couldn't get used to being totally nekkid down there. I call mine a throw rug. Gotta have a little bit there.
I have lots of randoms listed today too. So, where are these pics?
I deleted the pics from my camera and computer because they didn't come out.
Throw rug ... *gigglesnort*
My nipple keeps slipping out of the hole in my bra.
*Nookie is invited for dinner because that's what we are having- roast chicken.
*Swami is invited too, because I could use a load of mulch.
*One of the local gas-station chains (Couche-Tard, Nookie) has a new slush flavour called 'Liposuction.' It is a gross peach colour.
You come into my blog and invite them for dinner but don't invite me? pffffffffft.
Oooooooooooooh! Dinner at the Coco's. *hops on plane*
Can we have St. Hubert gravy with the chicken? *drool*
We don't have things like Couche-Tards around here. Just grocery stores and gas stations. I cannot believe they sell a drink called liposuction. Holy Carp! I bet only kids would drink that. Then again, how many kids would know what liposuction is? *throws up*
I hope Swami shows up for dinner cause I can sure use a bunch of mulch.
Oh, and Coco? Thanks so much for sharing your nipple slippage LOL.
It's a small chicken, Carey. I guess you can come and eat broccoli, though.
What kind of starch should we have? I'm leaning towards pasta tossed with herbs, but maybe I should just make potatoes.
Philippe says: xffffffffffffffff
The other flavours are Steak (red), Winshield Wachire (blue), Poussin (yellow), Wild Tar (black). All gross, all top sellers.
*squirts Nookie*
Don't you wish they produced gravy?
I will put my broccoli on my potato. Mmmmmmm.
*wipes eyes*
What? They don't have a poutine flavor (brown)?
LOL at the Winshield Wachire.
A starch? Can't we have both the pasta and potatoes?
Nookie <----- starch lover
*waves to Philippe*
One starch, two veggies = Mom's golden rule.
Mmm.. broccoli and potato.
Philippe says 'owgoo' to you, Nookie.
I noticed you didn't take a picture of your boobs that didn't come out.
I have enough mulch for all. Thank you for the dinner invitation, Coco, I love roast chicken! Pasta or potatoes are both fine. I prefer whichever has the most garlic.
Tom will not be home for supper so I am in cheese & cracker mode.
I think you need a new nursing bra - one that can control your largesse (largesses?). Did you really ask Nookie if she wished your boobs produced gravy?
Oh, excuse me. Hi Carey!
Updatey (in Carey's blog.. I like to make myself at home):
I was all set to make this yummy little zucchini and basil side dish and then Eric came home with double-fried french fries, so we had chicken, squash, and fries.
I just wanted to stop by and say that I got the card.
*smooch*
AND...good job with the sudoku
And still no invite from Coco. pffffft.
No problem, Doc. did you double check my numbers to make sure that I didn't just write random numbers in the boxes?
Oh, geez. I thought I invited you, I really did.
*holes in brain*
How about I make the hors doovers for your cotillion?
HOw's your tumor?
It's not a tumah.
I have a date tonight.
I forgot about the big cotillion!!! Someone remind me when it is because I would hate to miss it!
Random Update!
*invites Carey for supper*
My back doesn't sting anymore but it's peeling and itchy.
Breezy! Do you remember the big power outage in Ontario? Remember where I was when it happened? Getting my hair colored and highlighted! LMAO!
I'm planting my vegetable garden this weekend. I'll make sure I wear a long shirt this time.
We bought new blades for our riding lawnmower and push lawnmower this week. Last night I cut the grass and it only took half the time it used to because I didn't have to go over the entire lawn twice.
I talked to my old "work husband" today. He told me that my replacement is running around telling people how poorly I did my job. He also told me how much sales have dropped since I left. Coincidence? *giggle*
I have a power washer but I've never been allowed to use it. I am, however, allowed to use the lawnmowers whenever I wish.
Have I mentioned how excited I am about the Niagara Peep Meet? I only wish more blogpeeps were going to be there. *pout*
Wait. Coco has a gas station called Couch Turds? Wow.
It's thundering.
I miss blogland.
Today was the Rottens last day of school. I'm quite jealous.
Hopefully I'll be updating my blog soon.
My Randoms:
I don't have a power washer but I do want one.
I am way behind at everything.
I am NOT craving cake.
I am going to finish the damn gazebo I've been constructing right now!
I didn't read all the comments because I'm getting tired and I should really go to bed so that DH can wake me up when he gets home.
I did read your whole entry.
You're just so cute.
*smooch*
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