How on earth are you people posting here? I have had to restart my computer three times everytime I try to go to anyone's blog. I keep getting locked out. *pout*
Could I also request that anyone associated with law enforcement NOT continually remind everyone around them that they "are law enforcement"? I unfortunatley have to include my husband in this group of people. He has some kind of I'm in the Brotherhood thing because he works often with cops and has some limited arrest authority.
Fabulous is Michelle's new word. Everything is now fabulous. She never used that word before and now she does all the time. I wonder if she has been chatting with Glow, secretly behind my back. *glares at Glowie* Back away from my wife.
Dr. Oz is the poop, burp and fart doctor on Oprah. I love him. He talks about S shaped poopoo. Ask Augie, she watches him too.
That's close, Dave. It stands for Pansy Ass Mother Fucker. A term that I am quite fond of and use frequently. Since Monsty is such a prude and would never use such language, she shortened it to PAMF. I will give her half credit for it but not all. I did most of the work.
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*sings "Here's a quarter, call someone who cares"*
*giggle*
Um. Okay.
Is it still Monday?
*waves @ Momma* Wanna sing with me?
Sure Lightsy. What are we singing?
I've missed something. What's a PAMF? I'm usually pretty good at guessing, but I'm stumped this time.
*insert Tiny joke (that I will not understand) here*
pansy-ass motherf*cker?
Yeah? Make me. *sticks tongue out*
*goes to call someone a PAMF and pretend I came up with it on my own*
It's Tuesday!!!!
I won't use PAMF if you don't use my LWAF. OK?
You people need to stop mocking me in my own blog, too. Hrmph.
Tuesday? Ok, I have a hair appt at 2pm today. I hope I remember to leave work early. Usually my hair appts are at 2:30,
LWAF?
I invented the internet.
Yeah but I'm the president of the internet.
I am Queen of the Laundry.
Heh, my hair will have to be as is. *pout* I can wear a hat the whole time if you wish.
Maybe. We'll wait and see. I have a couple of 49er hats you could borrow. *evil grin*
Breezy stole my "It's Tuesday" line. *pout*
Only 16 more hours and 7 more minutes until you are officially old - at least, in Texas time.
Sorry momma *smooch*
*whack* I'll be wearing my Packer hat on the plane tomorrow... I'll just wear it the whole time I'm there.
I have never used the term PAMF.
*adjusts halo*
I am too dainty to use such language.
*bats eyes*
I'm already paying royalties! What more do you want?!
Geez Jan Brady, calm down or your towel will fall off your head.
I thought D Dyke made it up?
Hello? Does no one want to guess what LWAF is?
How on earth are you people posting here? I have had to restart my computer three times everytime I try to go to anyone's blog. I keep getting locked out. *pout*
I know what LWAF stands for. *giggle*
Little Wigger Ass Fucker?
Lame Wannabe um, Ass Fucker?
LOL at Jen.
LWAF = Little wiggly ass fart?
Duely noted.
Could I also request that anyone associated with law enforcement NOT continually remind everyone around them that they "are law enforcement"? I unfortunatley have to include my husband in this group of people. He has some kind of I'm in the Brotherhood thing because he works often with cops and has some limited arrest authority.
Dr. Oz says that if you wiggle your ass after you fart, it helps the smell go away.
I am not making this up.
Who the heck is Dr. Oz?
*SNORT*
lesbian women are fabulous
lamenting when all fails
Yeah, who is Dr. Oz?
Doesn't "lesbian" imply "women"? *headtilt*
*smooch* Glowie!
I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ.
*grin* *giggle*
You guys are so far off with your guesses.
Fabulous is Michelle's new word. Everything is now fabulous. She never used that word before and now she does all the time.
I wonder if she has been chatting with Glow, secretly behind my back. *glares at Glowie* Back away from my wife.
Dr. Oz is the poop, burp and fart doctor on Oprah. I love him. He talks about S shaped poopoo.
Ask Augie, she watches him too.
*rolls eyes*
You better not make me watch that crap when I'm there. *stern look*
Lily White Ass Fart
Lily White Ass Fucker
Lady With a Fan
See: http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/LWAF
Fucker is right but that's it. *grin*
Enough with all of this bad language. It's starting to offend me. *snort*
Damn! You peeps have such potty mouths! *grin*
I don't owe you nuthin' 'cause I don't use PAMF.
It's Wednesday now. Did you make it to your hair appointment? ;-)
Wait. I believe it was I that came up with PAMF. You came up with the full saying...I came up with the acronym.
Nice try though.
PS I think I have a mild flu.
Picky Monster. Hrmph.
Oh no, are you sure it isn't the bird flu? I bet Augie gave it to you.
Focus people! Focus!
yeesh, fine...
it's
Long Winded Annoying Fucker
I never would've got that. Now can we guess who you were talking about when you came up with that? I guess EMTGRL! *grin*
Oh man! I was gonne guess Little Women Against Flatulence. Darn!
>I never would've
>got that. Now
>can we guess
>who you were
>talking about
>when you came
>up with that? I
>guess EMTGRL!
>*grin*
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Loose Women Always Fart?
Okay, can we get back to PAMF now that we know what LWAF is? Because I don't know, so I can't steal it. Puny Ass Mother Fucker?
That's close, Dave. It stands for Pansy Ass Mother Fucker. A term that I am quite fond of and use frequently. Since Monsty is such a prude and would never use such language, she shortened it to PAMF. I will give her half credit for it but not all. I did most of the work.
I think Lightsy is right on the money, frankly.
*poot*
So I was right? I so rawk.
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