A little of both. I was watching Oprah today and it was a segment on her road trip with Gayle King. They were at Graceland with Lisa Marie and it was just cool. I'm in love with Elvis and I was so happy for Oprah getting to have such a cool tour by Lisa Marie. So I felt like professing and confessing my general love of Oprah. *grin* Yesterday was a segment with Dr. Oz on pooping and farting and burping and sweating and periods. It was an episode tailor made for me. *poot*
Oprah did have a fart segment. And entire show dedicated to the gross stuff. I loved it. I was looking to see if any gaydar went off when she was travelling with Gayle. None. Zero. I didn't steal her vajayjay, just the word. *grin* And today? Momma is my favorite.
You were *this* close to getting extra cookies, then you opened your mouth on my blog, missy.
Can I just point out that nobody has made fun of Nookie's Jerry Springer love?! It's a sad day when one gets ridiculed over Dr. Phil instead of Jerry Springer. *crosses arms & sticks out tongue*
Well now that Carey has come out of the Oprah closet I'm coming out too.
lights hearts Oprah!!!
There, I said it.
I've been watching Oprah and Gayle's Excellent Cross Country Adventure too. Loved it! Dusterboy watched it with me but he was more interested in the cars they were driving.
Loved the episode about the cowboys. *drool* Save a horse, ride a cowboy! *waves at Breezy*
I like Oprah, too. I think she's very genuine. And I love that she's turned so many people on to so many books. Dr. Phil, on the other hand... I had to read some of his dreck while the ex and I were trying to work on things. Puke! Jerry Springer is on Air America, so he can't be all bad (just 90%).
Okay, I have one more confession. *sigh* If I were Catholic I would have to do about 4,000 Hail Marys for this. I Carey, own a country album by Jerry Springer. Yes, he has a country album and yes I own it. *hangs head*
I dined (okay, really I drank) at the same restaurant as Dr. Phil and his wife. I was meeting Ginger and Catt for drinks and as I got to the sidewalk, Phil and Robin were getting out of their car. I thought it was him but when I saw her then I knew it was them. They walked into the restaurant first and then I followed. We didn't exchange words or anything.
I finished with a Dr. Phil story hoping you would forget about the Jerry Springer album.
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Was this inspired by a particular moment or just generally, you love her?
A little of both. I was watching Oprah today and it was a segment on her road trip with Gayle King. They were at Graceland with Lisa Marie and it was just cool.
I'm in love with Elvis and I was so happy for Oprah getting to have such a cool tour by Lisa Marie. So I felt like professing and confessing my general love of Oprah. *grin*
Yesterday was a segment with Dr. Oz on pooping and farting and burping and sweating and periods. It was an episode tailor made for me. *poot*
I generally 'like' Oprah, altho I haven't watched her show in years. I kind of quit when she was in her Dr. Phil love stage.
I have no idea who Dr. Oz is.
I was just coming in to ask whether this is about the fart segment.
Oprah did a fart segnent?
Really?
I think she's okay. I just wish she wouldn't make the things she likes the be all and end all.
I actually caught part of today's show. I usually don't get to watch because of that silly thing called work. I was reminded why I do like her today.
However, today, I profess my *heart* to Carey.
Is this about the gay rumors?
I think it is becasue she stole her vajayjay.
Oprah did have a fart segment. And entire show dedicated to the gross stuff. I loved it.
I was looking to see if any gaydar went off when she was travelling with Gayle. None. Zero.
I didn't steal her vajayjay, just the word. *grin*
And today? Momma is my favorite.
Oh, Carey. You really should check for typos better than that. It's S T A R J O N E S, not O P R A H W I N F R E Y.
*ducks and runs*
Be careful, Arkie. I could seek revenge in a couple of weeks if you aren't careful. *glares*
What form would this revenge take? I just might enjoy it.
*smooch*
Oh no no no. It will involve no spanking. *still glaring at Arkie*
Ah. So that's where the word 'vajayjay' came from.
That's it, Swami. I liked it and I have stolen it. I want to be like Oprah. *giggle*
You know, I might enjoy more things than just spanking. *evil grin*
*smooch*
I thought vajayjay came from "Grey's Anatomy". Guess they stole it from Oprah?
I have never watched her show. I have no feelings about her one way or the other.
I watched Oprah yesterday, too! Lisa Marie is gorgeous.
I laughed when Oprah said "well I've already been called a bitch twice today." :-)
I like Oprah and *whispers* I also like Dr. Phil.
*hangs head & walks out*
I never get to watch Oprah with or without my chocolate bonbons.
*SMACKS* Kim for liking Dr. Phil!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Say it ain't so!
*shudder* I really hate that everything Oprah says or does it like god's word. *blech*
Confession Time: Last night, while watching Dancing with the Stars, I actually started liking Jerry Springer.
*hangs head in shame*
Oh yeah ... *WHACKS KIM*
Dr. Phil? *shakes head*
*keeps sugar cookies from Nookie & Swami*
Dr. Phil is hot.
*attempting to save Kim from the whacks*
pfffttt you just want all the cookies
If that's code for "all the cookies", then yes, you got me.
*waits to be showered with Kim's cookie love*
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What the hell is that, Monsty?
I think it is called a back slash.
You were *this* close to getting extra cookies, then you opened your mouth on my blog, missy.
Can I just point out that nobody has made fun of Nookie's Jerry Springer love?! It's a sad day when one gets ridiculed over Dr. Phil instead of Jerry Springer. *crosses arms & sticks out tongue*
\ / <---- actually, which one is a back slash?
But Jerry can dance.
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/ this one is a forward slash
Easy there keyboard know it all. You are acting like a :
I love Kelly Rippa, Breezy.
Augie has posters of Judge Judy and Montel hanging in her bedroom.
And Tom Cruise. don't forget Tom Cruise.
Augie is secretly in love with Nicole Kidman.
And? Monsty loves Joe Clark.
I thought I responded to this already. ah well. Now I forget what I said. It was terribly witty though.
Nook Nook. I am with you all the way.
I'm sure that it was, Glowie. *smooch*
Imaginary LOL at Glow's imaginary witty comments...
A real LOL at Kim's imaginary LOL at Glowie's imaginary wittiness.
Huh?
Well now that Carey has come out of the Oprah closet I'm coming out too.
lights hearts Oprah!!!
There, I said it.
I've been watching Oprah and Gayle's Excellent Cross Country Adventure too. Loved it! Dusterboy watched it with me but he was more interested in the cars they were driving.
Loved the episode about the cowboys. *drool* Save a horse, ride a cowboy! *waves at Breezy*
I like Oprah, too. I think she's very genuine. And I love that she's turned so many people on to so many books. Dr. Phil, on the other hand... I had to read some of his dreck while the ex and I were trying to work on things. Puke! Jerry Springer is on Air America, so he can't be all bad (just 90%).
Okay, I have one more confession. *sigh* If I were Catholic I would have to do about 4,000 Hail Marys for this. I Carey, own a country album by Jerry Springer. Yes, he has a country album and yes I own it. *hangs head*
I dined (okay, really I drank) at the same restaurant as Dr. Phil and his wife. I was meeting Ginger and Catt for drinks and as I got to the sidewalk, Phil and Robin were getting out of their car. I thought it was him but when I saw her then I knew it was them. They walked into the restaurant first and then I followed. We didn't exchange words or anything.
I finished with a Dr. Phil story hoping you would forget about the Jerry Springer album.
I saw the pooopy show!
I don't know why I don't watch Oprah more, I'm home then, I just don't turn on the TV in the afternoon.
*points & laughs at Carey*
I bet you thought nobody would still be reading this huh? *SNORT*
Now, what the heck is a vajayjay?
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