A contest hint
No points are given for butt kissing in this contest. Except for Arkie. She has always been an excellent butt kisser and that was prior to her thinking she might win something. She can continue and she will still get points. But that's it. All other butt kissing does not garner points. Different points are awarded for posting. How many times you post and what you post determines those points. Be careful. I have a target word. If it is used in a post, points are deducted. No, i won't tell you what the word is but it is a common word. I don't want the point system to seem too simple.
There are ways to gain and lose points outside of the blog. But I'm not telling what those are.
I will have prizes for the first four places and for the last place. Pray that Breezy continues to be, well, Breezy. Because she loses points on a daily basis and nobody wants the skunk award. She gained a few points today for good behavior but that can't last so I wouldn't worry too much.
We just have a few short days left until I announce the winners. And loser. :)
There will be the chance at double points and bonus points on Friday. I already have a keyword that will get you extra points. Everytime that keyword is used on Friday, 25 points will be awarded.
There are ways to gain and lose points outside of the blog. But I'm not telling what those are.
I will have prizes for the first four places and for the last place. Pray that Breezy continues to be, well, Breezy. Because she loses points on a daily basis and nobody wants the skunk award. She gained a few points today for good behavior but that can't last so I wouldn't worry too much.
We just have a few short days left until I announce the winners. And loser. :)
There will be the chance at double points and bonus points on Friday. I already have a keyword that will get you extra points. Everytime that keyword is used on Friday, 25 points will be awarded.
posted by Bravie at 4:37 PM
69 Comments:
Breezy clearly has a talent for getting into and staying in trouble. Better her than me!
Bravie? You said we have a few short days left. Are you still talking about Breezy? *snort*
Damn, I like ragging on Breezy. It's fun!
It's only butt-kissing when it's insincere, and I sincerely mean every word I say. *smooch*
When I was a kid, my across-the-road neighbors kept skunks as pets. Just a random factoid about me. Well, actually about my old neighbors. *shrugs*
Um, wwwwwhat are the points and how do I get 'em? I'm a lame-o, I know! I'm feeling a little competitive preparing for the football pool.
Can I butt kiss outside the contest?
*buttkisses Carey*
I poot red & gold cause I wuv you!
*sometimes butt kissing can't hurt*
Honestly, I only came by to tell you thanks for the pep talk...I really seem to be in a better frame of mind! You RAWK!
I left a little something for you somewhere else, that I think should garner me some more points.
*smooch*
I bet the bonus word is raisin. *grin*
*pokes Augie*
Only Arkie can "butt-kiss". Butt, butt,
I don't know Breezy but if it helps, "I've heard she's the cutest leprechaun ever, ever, ever.
*poot*
You do realize that I can never seem to have just a simple post. So by default, I am likely to say one of the magic words purely by accident, yes?
I hope the bad word isn't Kung Fu, because I've decided I kind of like that word.
*hiiiiii yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!*
*stuffs sock in Boo's mouth*
*flips Kim the bird*
Same response - different way to communicate it.
*grin*
Were they dirty socks?
They were probably her "walk" socks. While one of us simply tossed our used socks into the trash, another one of us kept them.
-78 points? Breezy has -78 points?
*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
pfffftttt that's nothing... watch this.
I love GORP. GORP is food of the gods. *grin*
Oh and by the way, our fantasy teams drafted last night.
My socks smell like roses.
Or what the roses are planted in. *grin*
I bet you won't subtract points if I talk about hot dogs. What do you like on your hot dogs? <---not sucking up, just feeling random and quizzy today.
I like cucumbers on mine.
*snort* Are you going to send Breezy a Daniel Boone type skunk hat? Because that would be funny. And quite perfect for your trip into Canada in a few weeks. Wait. When are you leaving us? That's what you're doing...getting us all happy and loving you and then you're leaving us, aren't you? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!
by the way.....i actually am online. scary, isn't it?
and did you hear? our "star" quarterback has been named one of forbes.com's most eligible bachelors.
and yes, i'm trying to make up for lost time, posts and points. that's okay, right?
OH!!!! I forgot to tell you!!!!
wait.
I forgot what I forgot to tell you.
I like Momma's hat.
Your quarterback sounds like he should own a pizza joint. Or rib joint (I always want to call him Tony Roma).
LOL at Kim. I agree.
I think I had some pretty good steak at Tony Roma's once.
Mmmmmm, Tony Roma ribs.
I know...I always think of Tony Roma's too. And then I feel slightly guilty. But it's okay.
I wonder if Tony Roma's sees a spike in take out orders for ribs during Dallas football games.
Damn. Now I want Tony Roma's...crap.
Hi. I have nothing to say.
Oh wait. I thought of something.
I have a headache.
That's all.
*swalt*
*Runs over to past few blog entries to copy words I used that moved me from 20 points to 90 points!*
OH, and Kim, Tony Romo is from Wisconsin! Just because he plays in Texas is no reason to pick on him.
I have to rearrange my fantasy football team. Too many quarterbacks.
Hey, do I get more points cause I posted on a blog I've never before posted on?
Whose blog and who did you insult while there?
Fuckers!
I can say that here, can't I?
Where is my box of supplies?
I might as well try to get some points. Maybe I'll get a zero.
I'm meeting Fishwoman for a drink in a few hours. I'm excited. She seems fun.
I just came here to see if there were any pictures of your pussy. I love it is clean.
*going for quality over quantity*
PAMF, all of them.
P.S. My dream wasn't fake.
P.S.S. I was looking at airfare on the new Skybus yesterday - good fares to Oakland in March.
P.S.S.S. I'll do another post.
I heard a Boomer say that the NFL wasn't loosing that much, after all Vick isn't a Joe Montana!
Have fun deb, fishwoman does seem fun!
And df, I know Romo is from WI, but that doesn't change the fact that he sounds more like a mobster or pizza maker.
In fact, Matt Kenseth if from WI, but I don't like him so much and make an "ick" face when people regale him. So, I consider it good that I just make fun of Romo's name.
I'm glad someone finally mentioned Tony Romo's actual name cause I had no idea who you were talking about. I do believe they have Tony Roma's in Canada. I think my step-sons love their ribs also.
Now, I think I'll google an image of Tony Romo to see if he has yummy ribs. *grin*
Is anyone else getting turned on by Potty Mouth Boo? :-)
Hey you straight lady. Stop hitting on Boo in my blog. *glare*
Ack! I thought it would turn you on that I got turned on. *grin*
Nookie <---- hoping that won't cost her any points
*snort* I bet Tony Romo has a fine set of ribs.
*taps right foot under desk in Nookie's direction and prepares to get into the wide-stance formation*
*puts hand under stall door*
*thud*
:-)
*giggle*
I don't have this much fun talking dirty to my husband.
Make fun all you want Kim. I've never been to Tony Romo's so I can't compare ribs. *giggle*
I didn't insult anyone Bravie. It is against my nature to insult. Unless your shoes don't match your outfit.
*SNORT*
How sad is it that I'm writing down what you wrote to use on my DH? LOL
*glances down at shoes and pants and shirt*
This is NOT MM's blog, ya bunch of pervs. *shakes head*
Is Boo nekkers? *fans self*
I could be. Is there some sort of prize for it?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
And the points come tumblin down.
And the points come tumblin down.
The only time I'm funny is when I'm being really bad.
At some point will we find out what we were awarded points for? Because I really am curious how I amassed 61 points now that I'm back at work and can't get here during the day.
Since when did Bravie become such a prude?
Speaking of, we were watching the Shield last night and there was this sassy new female cop that reminded me of how Bravie would act if she were a cop.
When I reach up and grab my pearls like that, that's my way of telling you how much I love you.
Boo's only wearing pearls, Jen has a headache, Nookie's taking notes, and Carey's become MissPrudyPants.....WHAT did I miss?!!? I leave for like 4 hours and the whole blog turns upside down and wacky.
*shakes head*
*giggle* I love Boo.
I am ignoring Breezy until next week. Therefore, she has been disqualified from the contest and will NOT win the last place prize.
woohoo! Last place is still up for grabs!
Oh, and anyone interested in some XXX porn, come to my blog, STAT!
And don't worry, there will be NO tentacles!
(sorry Zombs and Coco)
mmm...tentacle porn.
Woohoo! SWOOP! #69 *giggle*
I'm afraid to say anything else in case I lose my newly awarded points. *grin*
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