Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Day one

Day one on my own while Michelle is in New Mexico:

After work I didn't do any chores.
I went to the grocery store and bought brownies and cake mix and an onion.
I made the brownies. Or what was left of them after I ate a ton of the mix raw.
I had a belly ache.
I put some of my books on a shelf. Just so I felt productive.
I played Guitar Hero.
I took a nap.
For dinner I ate steak. No side dishes. Just steak. And I haven't washed those dishes. Probably won't until tomorrow.
Colleenie Weenie is on her way over. We are going to play Wii fit, eat brownies and popcorn and then watch Big Brother. *burp*
We'll see what no good I can do tomorrow on my own. I may or may not do a dish or two. I may or may not empty the cat box. We'll see.
Ohhhh, I did run to 7-11. In a pair of blue camouflage baskeball shorts/orange long sleeve concert t-shirt/tube socks/Crocs/knit cap. Michelle would have never let me go out in public like that. Here is a picture that I took with my phone to show you how bad the outfit really was. I cut my head off in the picture so you don't get to tse the beanie. *grin*

21 Comments:

Blogger Swami said...

Does the beannie have a propeller?

7/23/2008 7:44 PM  
Blogger arkie said...

That outfit is disturbing on so many levels.

7/23/2008 10:10 PM  
Blogger MM said...

LOL! Yeah, you totally saved face by cutting off your head so now we can't really see how goofy you looked. *snort*

7/23/2008 10:21 PM  
Blogger Breezy said...

*rolls eyes* You are such a twelve year old boy.

Raw brownie mix? WTF? You don't even like chocolate! I think you need to be put on old women hormone pills. *grin*


*runs*

7/24/2008 5:26 AM  
Blogger Zombs said...

*waits for salmonellea to kick in*

Oh I dig the outfit. I think leg warmers would have really completed it.

7/24/2008 6:20 AM  
Blogger Tummy said...

Channeling your inner tween I see. *snort

I usually dress like that when I'm home and NOT GOING OUT.

7/24/2008 6:29 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

BROWNIES ARE NOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!DAMNIT!!!
So really? The outfit isn't a trendsetter?

7/24/2008 7:12 AM  
Blogger kim (weltek) said...

LOL! Sounds like a perfect day solo. And OMH you look like a butch lesbo in that outfit. Michelle is NOT going to be proud. :-)

Remind me again why I go on 10 p.m. cleaning frenzies when Chris leaves (while watching What Not to Wear and such)? This sounds more fun.

I would eat brownie batter with you. I'll even bring my own spoon.

7/24/2008 7:36 AM  
Blogger Breezy said...

Brownies are too chocolate! *poke*

7/24/2008 8:18 AM  
Blogger Bravie said...

No, brownies are NOT chocolate. Nor is fudge. *stomp*

7/24/2008 8:26 AM  
Blogger Breezy said...

Weirdo.

7/24/2008 8:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing that would have made that outfit acceptable would be if you had actually "run" to 7-Eleven.

Yay for the protein though.

7/24/2008 10:43 AM  
Blogger Asrai said...

Oh my eyes! LOL

*backs away from blog while wearing hawaiian printed PJ capris and much too long red Angel's baseball tshirt*

7/24/2008 1:35 PM  
Blogger Zombs said...

Hey is this Joey Buttafuco's blog?

7/24/2008 1:42 PM  
Blogger dragonflies said...

Are you growing your hair out? It looks longer.

Oh, and playing Wii is being productive. Yes it is.

7/24/2008 8:32 PM  
Blogger maroonclown said...

It's only a matter of time before you're eating Kraft Dinner straight out of the pot.

7/25/2008 6:36 AM  
Blogger lights said...

There's nothing wrong with eating KD right out of the pot.

I'm not a chocolate fan either but I love brownies.

My ball team once showed up at a tournament wearing beanies with propellers.

Just steak? Sorry, I would rather have KD out of the pot.

I'm okay with the rest of the outfit but can't believe you went out of the house wearing crocs!

*smooch*

7/25/2008 7:25 AM  
Blogger Puffy said...

What did you do with the onion that you bought?

7/26/2008 3:33 PM  
Blogger MM said...

So we're going from Day One to She's Back? That was so misleading.

7/27/2008 11:48 AM  
Blogger Asrai said...

So, still having fun living the bachelorette life?

7/28/2008 9:08 AM  
Blogger Pam said...

my dh is out of town as well and I have been doing pretty much the same routine as you...lol

7/28/2008 6:47 PM  

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