Randomness
I haven't pooped in three days.
I am bloated from PMS and from not pooping.
It is causing dunlap disease. My belly dunlap over my belt.
My eyesight is getting worse but I am much too lazy to make an appointment, let alone go to the appt. once I make it.
Michelle, who six months ago couldn't even sign onto the computer, has found her way to partypoker.net. She is hoping to get on the world poker tour. FTR, I am a better poker player than she is. She does fine on the computer but in real life I am much better at bluffing, betting and reading other players and their habits. But I'm glad she found a website she likes.
I need new CD suggestions: Country, Rock, Pop. Nothing slow and sappy, nothing sad. Something fun that will make me dance and sing in my car.
I am having steak and a baked potato for dinner tonight. I am chasing it down with a HUGE glass of milk.
And? If you want a good read and a trip down memory lane, cut and paste this link. Lots of laughs. Thanks for the link MM.
http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/cgi-bin/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=15154&forum=DCForumID6&archive
I am bloated from PMS and from not pooping.
It is causing dunlap disease. My belly dunlap over my belt.
My eyesight is getting worse but I am much too lazy to make an appointment, let alone go to the appt. once I make it.
Michelle, who six months ago couldn't even sign onto the computer, has found her way to partypoker.net. She is hoping to get on the world poker tour. FTR, I am a better poker player than she is. She does fine on the computer but in real life I am much better at bluffing, betting and reading other players and their habits. But I'm glad she found a website she likes.
I need new CD suggestions: Country, Rock, Pop. Nothing slow and sappy, nothing sad. Something fun that will make me dance and sing in my car.
I am having steak and a baked potato for dinner tonight. I am chasing it down with a HUGE glass of milk.
And? If you want a good read and a trip down memory lane, cut and paste this link. Lots of laughs. Thanks for the link MM.
http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/cgi-bin/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=15154&forum=DCForumID6&archive
posted by Bravie at 4:15 PM
36 Comments:
Take a bath. That should solve your pooping problem. Right, Coco?
*snort*
On Friday, I am taking Hoppy to get her anal glands expressed. Should I see if they have a 2 for 1 deal going on?
And that link? That is not a "good read". That was when it all started to go downhill.
*grin*
My favorite line?
Monsty to Bravie -- Are you monkeying around in my monkey thread?
LOL
You may be right. Although since I posted that, Dominou has not pooped in the bath.
However, he has been awake in his bed for the last hour, chanting "Mama, Mama" with monotonous regularity. I think I prefer a little bath poo.
I lvoed the monkey thread. Now the three of us can go to the beach and have a beverage, leaving the monkey people to flounder in dung.
Only if they will come to me, Monsty. Look up there, I said I was lazy.
Although that is when it all started to go downhill, it is one of my favorite threads. *grin*
I loved the Augie/Monsty banter in that thread. It is vintage Augie/Monsty and I love it. *smooch*
And yes, Coco was a NO supporter. *smooches to her.
Well, Eric actually vetoed it (after some initial "Your imaginary friend wants an imaginary monkey and you want me to say no?" rubbish). I agreed with him, though.
And Monsty? He knows who you are now. I don't need to add "You know, she lives in X and had her baby..." etc.
Reading through that thread, I saw where you promised me anything I wanted. Did you ever deliver? *smooch*
If you haven't pooped in 3 days, that's probably the reason you've been cranky.
I need suggestions for new CDs also.
Were truer words ever spoken (written) .......
Just wait until the monkey makes a mess of OT, flinging poo, jumping on your head, eating your snacks and peeing on your keyboards. Don't come running to me to clean up the mess, or get the monkey off your collective backs. *I'll* be at my monkey free beach with all the NO voters, having drinks and soaking up the monkey free sunshine.
Just wait. You'll be sorry.
Yes, I think they're sorry now. Oh yes they are.
You never told me what you wanted. *grin*
Who the hell has been cranky?!?!? Are you calling me cranky? I am not cranky. Hrmph.
Oh, right... I must have been reading someone else's blog about how sucky their football team did, and how this person was now "officially fucking cranky".
And I'm still trying to decide what I want. *grin*
Woo hoo! Monkey-free sunshine.
Pass the banana KitKats and turn up the volume on the stereo, people.
Hey!!!! I'm cranky, don't throw my words back in my face. Bitch. *grin*
Augie, Coco must have written that. And I am now sitting next to her on the NO couch. I heart Coco.
I also heart Arkie and Augie and Monsty, but not that monkey.
Augie wrote that, because she is a virtuoso in the monkey-hating department. I conserve my wrath for French intellectuals and people who misuse apostrophes.
And I also .heart. bravie, but I was concerned about being inappropriately mushy, considering her bloating problems.
I'm sorry. There I said it. Sorry. It *did* make a mess. That was a really fun to the past.
Are these banana KitKats real? If so they sound gross.
Eggplant always makes me poop. That and coffee does the trick too.
Banana KitKats are my new pregnancy obsession. Mmmmmmmmmm.
I drink about 8 cups of coffee a day and still, no help. I do this every once in awhile. Hmm, I'll ahve to check it against my PMS the next time it happens. My problem is that the feeling will happen in the middle of the day and I hold it. I.WILL.NOT.POOP.IN.PUBLIC.
No way no how. I will hold it.
Go figure.
And Coco? I need more info on the banana Kit Kats. I like bananas and break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar. Are there banana cookies in the Kit Kat? Is it a specially grown banana with Kit Kat bits in it? Please, more info woman!!!!!!
Gretchen Wilson. She looks and drinks exactly like my mom.
Long story, but everytime I see her on TV: I cry.
BTW, everyone come see me. I left you all a present.
And after you go to Rose's blog, go to mine. I need some more advice.
What a great night in the blogs...new stuff, touching shout outs, cute pics, dating questions, morbid fascination with death(that would be mine), pooting, jokes...so much fun.
Glad you enjoyed the Gus thread Carey, I spent hours in the archives looking for it, just for you.
That's it. I am breaking inflatible Gus out of the closet.
(You people are mean. Gus is {italian accent}sucha happy little monkay{/italian accent}
PS You know what gets me hot? When European boys say my first name with an Italian accent.
Ooppps. I split an infinitive.
Wait, you're drinking the milk from a glass?
Oh, and if it's any constipation, I hold it too. Can't go in public either.
And yes, I meant to write constipation.
I just read that thread not too long ago. I can't remember why.
New CD suggestions? I hear that Green Day is really good. Gretchen Wilson's new one just came out. Do you have Franz Ferdinand? I recommend that one. How about some classic Blondie? Do you have any of those? I've had a greatest hits one blasting in my car for a few weeks now.
New CD- make Michelle give you back the one I made for you.
*burp* Lets out pants. I made Pooh's lazygirl lasagna last night.
I just wanted to say good morning.
Banana KitKats are like regular KitKats but with artificial banana flavouring.
OOooooooooooohhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm...*slaver*
Glow, you might have read it in your thread recently where you asked everyone to tell you what their favorite kind of threads were...I posted it there when RollDdice asked about it (I think it was him).
I wanted Carey to think I went and dug it up just for her but the truth is I already had it bookmarked from the other day. /confession]
I think I am going to have to make a poop post in my blog! Hot bath or enima, that should do it.
OH or drink lots of bad beer, keg beer...that should do it!
Banana kitkat? Yumm!!!
Carey, you poop yet? Try chocolate!
Who's Monsty?
LOL, mm. That's it. I'm sorry I outed you. *grin*
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