Dear Surprise, Disgusted or whoever you are

I don't think that we need to inform you of how chicken shit it is to post under an assumed name. (Notice I used the term "ass u me") rather than alias? Perhpas you are one person, using different names or perhaps you are not the same person. Either way, it makes no difference to me whether I am addressing one person or two.
Also, This post isn't about agreeing or disagreeing with anything that you said. I believe in free speech and admire some of the folks here who have spoken against popular belief. At least they had the balls to do it under their real name. And I haven't seen anyone being banished since then. So this is about how you said what you said, not what you actually said.
For Disgusted: In your silly little chicken shit post to Chelli you mentioned that you were hiding behind a name because of what happened to Doo Wah. Well here is my take on this. If it were me who felt the need to say something to people, I would do it under my own name. But if i felt that I was going to be beaten by the masses and run out of town, guess what? I would still use my real name. Here is why. If I had an opinion on something as strongly as you obviously did and none of the people who I associated with had the same opinion and I felt that I would be run out of town, would I really want to associate with those people? My answer is no. So why would I be so chicken to hide behind a name. I guess I'm a little ballsier than you are. I would go out in a blaze of glory. Hiding behind some assumed (there's that ass u me again ) is bullshit. You obviously don't like Chelli and Jim and they obviously don't like you. So why do you care if you get run out of town.
Oh, hi Surprise *waves* I haven't forgotten about you. Nor your little post in Monsty's blog.
Now you? made me laugh my ass off. Yes, at first, I admit that I was mad. I even called you a pussy motherfucker and a chicken shit asshole. I still stand by both. I called you that because you went after my sistah and I got pissed and protective. I especially admired your little bit about how some of her "close friends" felt the same way that you do. That? Priceless. Because here's the thing. I doubt that any of Monsty's "close friends" would associate with and confide in you. Monsty's close friends have spines and strength. When Monsty does something that i don't like, I tell her. And she does the same with me. Because we are close friends. And truthfully, none of her real friends would talk behind her back. If they did they wouldn't be real friends.
I think your intent was to make her worry about who her friends were and to question herself and her friends. OOOOOPPPPPSSSS, that backfired. Monsty and I and some of her other friends spent time today laughing at you. And as a result we became even more tight knit.<---a little cross stitch reference for my own amusement.
My guess is that the two of you have absolutely no life because you spend your time hiding behind your assumed (doh, there it is again) name, lurking around the blogland, judging people and then posting bullshit that you don't have the guts to say under your real identity. That is pretty fucking pathetic. It's so pathetic that as I sit here typing, I almost feel bad about all of the fun we had at your expense today. Because fun indeed is what we had. I know that at one point, a couple of us had to stop and regroup because we had tears rolling down our faces laughing at you so hard.
Anyhow, I realized in all of this that you had not been given a proper welcome to blogland. How rude and uppity and snobbish of us. So from me and my sistahs and some of my other friends, we want to welcome you with a big GO FUCK YOURSELF. Ack!! where did that come from? That is sooooo not very welcoming. Let me try again. GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PUSSY ASS MOTHER FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT LOSER. Oh my yes, that was much better.
Now go warm up your little tv dinner, sit in front of your little computer and have at it.
Sit back and watch us unite, you stupid piece of shit. *grin*<--because I want to remain friendly through all of this.