Tip of the day
posted by Bravie at 6:37 AM
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
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48 Comments:
You are wearing one right now aren't you?
What? No pictures?
I dreamt about you and Michelle last night. We were all at a big peep meet and you two kept running off to have sex. LOL!
*whack self up side of head* What!?!?
Is this the deep end or have I already drowned.
And what does this have to do with Church? LOL!
*gigglesnort*
And I bet blue shoelaces can double as garter belts.
This is just a way to try to bring back the eightys by making headbands sexy, isn't it. Next thing you know, there will be alternative uses for legwarmers.
This is just a post so that we can all give each other some clothing tips.
Like Monsty suggesting the shoelace garter belt. Very smart on her part.
Legwarmers, if tied closed at one end, can double as a nifty handbag/scarf.
I have that same dream all the time, Tkit. *grin*
Yes Zombs, I am wearing one now. Is that wrong?
And yes, you have entered the deep end. God says to wear garter belts as headbands, so I do.
*snort*
I am wearing a headband today. I don't think it can be used as a garter belt, so this saying does not go both ways.
Very good tip, Jen. Thank you. I will keep that in mind.
Umm, scrunchies can be used as anklets?
Another fantastic idea. Not only can they be anklets, they can also be guards to stop small animals from nipping at your ankles. Very good idea.
Tube tops can be used a mini-skirts. (your welcome)
And vice-versa.
Unless your ass is way bigger than your top, I guess.
To clean up an oil spill in your home, cut off all your hair and stuff it in to a pair of pantyhose. The hair will suck up all of the oil and be contained in the pantyhose.
I like the scrunchy anklet idea.
Thanks Tkit. I always feel really classy and smart when I do that.
*snort*
Can I just use cat hair? Cause I have tons of that.
Pantyhose can also be used to hide your true identity. When in a sticky situation, take them off and pull them over your face. Yeah, you get some weird looks from people, but they don't know who you are, so who cares?
P.S. Don't put the pantyhose over your head until you're alone, otherwise, they *will* know who you are.
Stirrup pants are always in style.
And also wear your garter/headband around the pantyhose once on your face. Just to further disguise you AND to be in fashion.
Carey, I'll send you all the hair on my bathroom floor and you can use that in your pantyhose.
ACK!!!!! *runs away from floor hair*
I want to add this to MM's phobia thread on her blog.
The hair can also be used to stuff into a shoe, if it's too big for you.
Sexy.
Everyone is so dang funny today.. MM is making me snort cookies up my nose.
Coco's clothing tip: baby blankets make really great sarongs.
But remember.. only one, and not while you're driving.
Two sarongs don't make a right.
I thought two sarongs don't make a saright, no?
If you are dying of thirst and don't have a cup handy, you could always use one of your sneakers/tennis shoes for a quick fix.
champagne out of a stiletto is hott.
When you have to strap something to your car, a bra makes a handy bungee cord.
Everything that I own that needs to be strapped on, oh um, uh, nevermind.
A garter snake, if long enough, can be knotted to form an acceptable snakeskin belt. If too short, use more than one.
Should you kill the snake first?
Of course not. It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "tickle your fancy".
Is that a snake around your waist, or are you just happy to see me?
*whack*
Excitable little buggers, aren't they?
I cannot even come up with a pitiful response to all of this. How sad is that?
Tip, huh? OK, if your fan belt breaks, I think you can tie the legs of your pantyhose together and use that.
I liberated a spider when I was washing the floor today and thought of you.
Arkie - if you tie the legs of your pantyhose together, you will trip when you try to walk.
Coco has spiders stuck to her floor!
OMG!!!
I'm finally in style again?
*faints*
No no no. The spider was scared out of ten years' growth because I moved some furniture to wash the floor, and, after Dominic had time to thoroughly examine him ('Pider? Where pider? There! Pider! Booboo pider? Yucky pider? Pider dodo?' et al), I let him loose outside.
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