Lounging by the Pool
Boo and I are going to hang out by the pool with our laptops on Monday. Anybody want to join us?
posted by Bravie at 7:59 AM
Friday, June 22, 2007
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- Name: Bravie
- Location: California, United States
A woodchuck would chuck upchuck if it ate too many worms.
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- It's a cruel world
- All the Gays of my life
- PSA
- One small step
- Quick summary of my night with Kimmer
- The lovefest continues
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- Will the real Bravie, please stand up
- Happy Birthday Nutz
104 Comments:
If it's you and me together, does this mean we're not allowed in the pool during "adult swim"?
I think that as long as we look like grownups, it doesn't matter how we act.
Are you going to go off the diving board?
I thought I had already gone off the deep end.
You've got a point there.
Well thank you, it's a new bra. I didn't know if anyone would notice.
*snort*
I think I need a pill or something today. I'm all over the place. I can't sit still. I keep bouncing my feet up and down. My right hand is cold, but only my right hand.
What kind of pill? I know a guy who can get you pills. *grin*
Or? Just sit on your right hand to make it warm. It always works for me.
But now my ass is cold.
Eat some beans.
I did yesterday, along with some plums.
Did you have to mention plums?
Did you recover?
I probably would have had I not eaten an entire bag of edamame (sp?) (soy beans) last night.
*waddles out in snorkle gear with inflatable ring around waist*
I'm ready!!!
There will be drinks, right?
Come on now, Kim. Will there be drinks? *snort* Look who you're talking to.
Tainted Milk all around.
Can you move it to Thursday? *grin*
No, because I will be at work on Thursday. You want to join our party? You take Monday off. *stomp*
I have a special cooler designated just for the pool. Nothing else is allowed in there.
I only have 2 special pool cups, so I will need a headcount please.
So my bottle and brown paper bag will not be permitted?
Fine! But on Thursday I will be in my pool, hmmmmm I wonder if I get a wireless router at the house would the signal be strong enough for me to pick it up next door?
The whole point is to have a pool party with the bloogers, dork.
shit, I meant bloggers. *sigh*
You're a booger!
That's boogerholio to you.
No, I'm sorry, there is no glass allowed at the pool.
But if you want to wrap a bag around your cup, I *suppose* that will work.
But I'm a rule breaker. I'm going to break the rules and I am bringing my bottle. *stomp*
*checks calendar*
*checks flights*
You know, Monday will work just fine for me! I am not really sure what 'tainted milk' is, so I may just bring some Baileys.
Oh yes. Let me be the first to
CANNONBALL!!!
Tainted Milk is code, Swami. Code for whatever your drinking pleasure is. :)
*dries off from cannonball splash*
Perhaps I need to have Conner come in here and tell you what happens at the pool when we "stomp" our feet. I have a very special chair for you.
*snort* So does Michelle.
*pout* Suddenly you aren't seeming like so much fun anymore. *sticks tongue out at Boo*
*kicks Breezy*
At least we don't have to worry about running by the pool. I don't think any of us feels like running during relaxation time.
Hell no we don't. Plus, Boo might put us in a special chair.
*snaps Bravie's bra strap*
Bravie's wearing a bra today? I thought it was Friday.
I think my chair and Michelle's chair might be very different chairs. *grin*
Speaking of chairs, did I tell ya'll that I broke Conner's front porch chair trying to sit my fat aras in it. He always steals our seats when we get up, and I tried to do the same to him.
Nope, no bra today. Tank top with shelfbra in it. :)
That wasn't very nice, Boo. How can you send me to his chair if it's broken?
*gives Bravie a wedgie*
That's not nice. Now you must sit in Conner's chair.
*sits in chair with huge buttcheeks hanging off the sides*
*folds arms*
*pouts*
There will be no pouting at our pool party. Pooting maybe but no pouting.
*POOOTS*
Ooops. It was a wet one. *evil grin*
I think I just sharted. :D
I did that earlier. I sent Breezy a juicy cyber fart. *snort* She didn't appreciate it but said that she still loved me anyhow.
I will bring my own chair. It has great cupholders and when you unfold it a built-in foot rest pops up.
I'm totally stealing that chair.
my right hand is cold, too!! maybe it's contagious?
i would love to have my laptop at the pool, but i don't think the Y has free wireless and we don't have a pool.
aw, shit. i'm going to be driving home from chattanowhere that day anyway. i'll just have to read the carnage when i get back.
Carnage? Us? *innocent look*
stupid blogger--i typed in literary brilliance. wtf? wonder how that happened.
I figured that was probably the case. *snort*
Actually, you *could* give me fashion advice: How do you keep the girls looking so freaking perky? Are they just like that naturally? And I thought of you last night as I was out with a GF and she was trying on lingerie for me and asking advice on how to stand (what looked most flattering). Then we cuddled on the couch and took pictures of us together. *snort*
Platonic girl on girl? Does that exist?
And to clarify, *I* was dressed the whole time.
And Monday sounds good. Count me in, please.
The girls naturally hang low. Put em in a nice pushup boulder holder and voila. *grin*
Yes, there is platonic girl on girl. I cuddle with other women and it's just about cuddling and nothing more. I even cuddle in front of Michelle. *grin*
Um, then next time, I expect some cuddling.
So someday you will cuddle with me, maybe?
*looks all hopeful*
All you had to was ask. *grin*
I would love to, MM. As long as it's okay with Jen.
Next time I'm out there, I want a Kim sandwich with MM & Bravie. *crosses arms in sternness*
That's a deal.
I know that Breezy will come in here and taint your post by asking if that is a strapon sammich. So I will just kick her now for tainiting our special moment.
Weltek and I are gonna be cuddling in our tent.
You don't have to brag about it. *kick*
Whoa! There's cuddling and I'm missing it? *cuddlepoots*
Oh yeah, the strapon sammich has me rolling!
Hey!!! Even I know not to poot when cuddling. *glare*
Yay, so glad you are back to your name. *grin*
*rolls eyes* there you go again... putting words in my mouth. yeesh
That's what happens when you remain silent.
Ewwwwww, silent but deadly. Hate those. No warning.
I think WE hate thme more then you do. *holds nose*
Come on butt cheeks, stay together.
Conner has this thing he does where he crosses his ankles and braces himself when he's trying to hold something in. Are you doing that right now?
I'm supposed to hold them in? Uh oh. *crosses ankles*
ROFLMAO. I love this post.
This was another much needed fun day. I love my friends.
Holy hell. What did I miss while I was learning first aid and CPR?
*runs off to read bazillions of comments*
Okay. I'd love to play lifeguard for you girls on Monday. I'll do mouth to mouth if you need it. *grin* BUT!!! I want a whistle.
Momma with a whistle kind of scares me.
Who you calling a blooger?
Hrmph!
And what should I have for dinner? I'm hungry but I'm lazy too.
There's already 78 comments here. Nothing for me to add.
*gives boo and bravie a wedgie with their bathing suits*
If by pool you mean 30 degree server room in Palo Alto while the office freaks out because I'm also supposed to be teaching a class in Atlanta monday, count me in.
Now if only they'd consider me so valuable when I ask for a raise.
I'm jealous. It is raining in Texas.
I look really silly at my desk with my snorkel gear on. Could you two get to the pool already so I can join you?
Yeah! I've been waiting for hours now for the pool party to start.
I'll put my feet up in my office and join.
It's 9am here. Where's the party???
We're not having a good "pool" weather day today.
*pouts*
Well now I just feel stupid in this outfit.
I found a train whistle and was all set to use it today.
Maybe if you blow it, Bravie will come running.
*puts on swimmies and bathing cap*
*sploosh*
Maybe she went to the pool anyway.
*blows train whistle*
*blows dog whistle*
You're welcome for the set-up, Breezy.
To hell with manners, I'm here sitting in her pool and drinking her (boxed) wine.
What the frak happened with the pool party???? I rushed straight here from work expecting to see a bunch of sunburned drunks.
Hrmph!
*flops in chair next to MM*
I've been driving around lost all over town this afternoon, in 88 degree heat. I DEMAND a pool party, gol darn it!
*Dumps bucket of water over own head*
Ahh. That feels better. Sorry for the outburst.
*sits in the puddle I made.*
In the puddle I made when I dumped the bucket of water! Not some puddle I made made.
*flashes Augie my sunburn*
you led me on. i'm crushed.
Do you think she drowned?
*knock, knock*
Anyone home???
My guess is she got too tanned sitting in front of the stage saturday and has been put on House Sunrest. ;-)
*miss you*
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