It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine(or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
Therefore: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.
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Cabbage Soup fallout?
Hey Bravie-
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
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*snort* Kimmer's going to be in troubleeeeeeeeeeee, with a capital T.
Obviously she's still scrolling, or she would've responded by now.
Hmm...I keep scrolling too. What's supposed to happen??
*scrolls some more*
More artichoke dip appears if you scroll long enough.
Cranky is the natural state of mind for bully girls.
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Lol at Kim!
LMAO at Boo
*snort* Bunch of funny girls.
I've been scrolling for like 5 hours.
Boo, your timing is impeccable.
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine(or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
Therefore: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.
I was going to email that to you but I thought it was a useful PSA and should be shared with all the funny girls up there. *giggles*
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