I love pictures!!!

L-R... A very drunk me (poor Breezy is supporting me), Jimbo, Breezy, Nookie, MCatt, Arkie. This was taken at my 40th birthday party, October 2006.

Our Worms up my Ass celebration

Or, When gays marry. (Another beautiful poem by Bravie)
Once in time there was a gay History Detective and a lesbian Bravie.
Bravie wore hats.
HD had facial hair.
They had a worms up my ass ceremony.
And then there was George. George is a sheep.
No!!! Not a real sheep, you silly.
The End

Picture Break

I stole this from Nookie who stole it from Glow.
RULES:1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal.

1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say? "AC/DC by Joan Jett
2.How would you describe yourself?"Mud on the Tires" by Brad Paisley
3.What do you like in a guy?"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley. (snooooort)
4.How do you feel today?" Is this Love by Bob Marley
5.What is your life's purpose?The Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band
6.What is your motto?Barracuda by Heart
7.What do your friends think of you?More than Words by Extreme. (snooooooooooort)
8.What do you think of your parents?" YMCA by The Village People
9.What do you think about very often?I'm Coming Out by Diana Ross. (snoooooooooort)
10.What is 2 + 2?" Stays in Mexico by Toby Keith
11.What do you think of your best friend?"Greased Lightnin' from The Grease Soundtfack.
12.What do you think of the person you like?You really got Me by Van Halen
13.What is your life story? Cliffs of Dover by Eric Johnson
14.What do you want to be when you grow up? Bootylicious by Destiny's Child. (snoooooooooort)
15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?Back in Black by AC/DC
16. What will you dance to at your wedding?"Move On by No Doubt. (snooooort)
17.What will they play at your funeral? Jolene by Dolly Parton
18.What is your hobby/interest?Sin Wagon by The Dixie Chicks. (innocent look)
19.What is your biggest fear?Would You go with Me by Josh Turner
20.What is your biggest secret? Ladylike by Stornm Large
21.What do you think of your friends? Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves by Cher. (OMFG ROFLMAO SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT)
Ya bunch of hussies. LMAO

Fine line between love and hate

Monsty likes Baked Beans

Weltek is drunk

Testing

Lists, get your lists here!!!

Although, I am feeling a bit bitchy today.



1. It's too bad that Cygnus is back on OT. How long before he calls us all baby killers, or supporters of baby killers, again. *rolls eyes* Yep, called him out by name. Yep, that makes me a bitch. so sue me. I still have not gotten over his attempt to make nice with me just to turn into a dickhead again when I refused to apologzie for HIS behavior towards me.

2. Jbug. Probably Cyg's new best friend. I wonder if SHE knows that he's a perv hiding behind religion. Yep, called him out again. I loathe him that much. I loathe him and his behavior and the fact that he uses his religion to judge people. Makes me sick.

3.Grapefruit. I am now adding 1/2 a grapefruit before every meal. According to some diet lady, it helps to level off your insulin levels, or someshit, and it helps you to lose weight.

4. Almonds are supposed to be all good for you too. I'm now adding those to my diet.

5. Breezy says that I need to learn to make me my first priority. I did that today and it felt nice. I didn't even feel guilty about it. I don't think I can make it a habit though. But for the record, Breezy was right. This time. I don't expect THAT to become a habit either.

6. I have lost weight in my fingers, my toes and my chins. Nowhere else. That? pisses me off.

7. I am up to running 5 miles on the treadmill. Not everytime I run though. But the fact that I can continuously run for 5 miles is a miracle considering I smoked a pack and a half for 28 years. Even on the days when I just run for 1/2 an hour, I am running at a 5mph rate. Yay me. But still, the weight is only coming off my fingers, my toes and my chins.

8. Had my first mammogram this month. Well shithowdy aint that fun. The truth is that it was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Having blood drawn is 100% worse. I got my little card back. It said the boobs are all healthy and stuff. *struts the boobs around*

9. I want to end on #9 but it bothers Boo.

10. *waves to Arkie* because I can.

What's new?

I may possibly have a lead on a possible job opening. Maybe. Even if not, it's nice to know that I am putting serious effort into looking. It was always just words in the past. I have now set things in motion so that my name is out in the industry and people know I am looking. and willing to leave my current company. *gasp* Scary stuff. But a must.
I got notice from my doctor telling me that I am prediabetic. I need to lower my sugar levels and my cholesterol. Those are old people problems. I'm now officially old. Fuck.

What the heLL?????

Where is Kimmer? As in Weltek? As in Cheesehead? Does she think that just because it was her birthday she can just disappear without telling us? Some of us are very unhappy about this. Unhappy indeed. And she will pay. Oh yes, she will pay. She will NOT be getting her birthday spankings. *glares at Weltek*

Bravie see, Bravie do. Or, because Kimmah said so

1. Are you a righty or a lefty? I am a righty but I practice as a lefty just in case I ever lose my righty. (yes, weird, I know)
2. What is your official job title. One hat says Print Estimator. The other hat says Health and Safety Manager.
3. You can only watch one show---there are limitless episodes. What do you pick?Friends
4. What color eyeshadow do you wear most often? none
5. Describe your current favorite outfit. I'm in between sizes and nothing is a favorite yet.
6. What color is your kitchen? light blue walls, gray tiled floor, white cabinets
7. Who was your first kiss and what was the situation? Johnny Price when I was 5. My first REAL kiss was Danny Walsh and we were in the back of the schoolbus. My first girl kiss was, oh crap, I can't remember her name. Heather? No, anyhow...
8. Who is the smartest person you know online? I know her both on and offline but since I met her online I iwill count that. I think it is Ginger. Plus she has the elevator that helps make her smarter.
9. Why do you not have a myspace if you don't have one? When are you going to get one? If you DO have one--how long have you had it? Myspace is too busy for me. It doesn't seem like my sorta place. And I'm supposed to be cutting back on my online stuff and that would not be helpful to the cause.
10. Who is the most annoying famous person? Gilbert Godfried? George W. Bush? Star Jones? Hard to tell, really.